tarotcards | FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[ Oh sup, network? How you doin'? Hopefully good and got a barf bag around because hey look, Souji's video is SPINNING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SLIDING AND OH MY FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FEED ]

[ Doesn't this kind of video post seem very familiar to two other videos from the past year? It sure does seem to start the same way: camera swinging everywhere, Souji doing some verbal keysmashing, flailing for a minute, then finally crashing into a wall where the gear drops down to show a very familiar ice cave. That's right, folks. It's that itme of the year where this protag is thrown into the Ice Path of misfortune! Oh goodie! ]

[ After making sure he hasn't broken his nose from slipping and sliding everywhere on the ice then crashing into a wall, Souji stands up, keeping himself steady by holding onto the wall. Good thing he's wearing his winter jacket. Might be the only good thing around here. Oh wait, let's check what kind of Pokemon he has on him. He doubts that he has his actual team here since the last previous visits, he got a completely different party but maybe it's something nice. The first time, he got a team full of Magikarps. The second time, he got Bidoofs. Third time's the charm so let's see this awesome team of his!! ]

[ ...the fuck is this-- ]

[ Why does he even try to believe Johto can do something kind for him just once? It's like winning the lottery for this place to play nice. God, this sucks. He lets out a frustrated sigh, shoving his bare hands into his pockets. ]

I don't think these fish-things can get me out of here, so I should probably get a move on. If anyone can lend a hand and fly me back to Goldenrod's Breeding Centre, I'll greatly appreciate it. It seems like I'm just attracted to this place or something. Three times is ridiculous.

[ Help Souji. He can't get over to that rocky path and off this ice properly without slipping. Stupid Stunfisk, they aren't even helping him!! ]

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I can give you a ride, Souji.

[Fancy meeting you here Souji. Yeah, he's supposed to be at Mahogany town, but what do you know. He'll sliiide over to your direction.]

Souji? You're her--

[.... and Shiraishi meets the wall. Yep. No luck here. First the shadow, not this. Why.] Ugh.

[Hopefully Johto will be kind enough to send him back before he hurts himself badly (spoilers: it'snot)]

[What is that flailing frog (?) person over there]

Aw, geez! It's cold!

[ deja... vu... ]

... at this rate, we're going to have to rename those caves, aren't we.

Though to be fair, 'The Path of Souji' does sound a whole lot classier.

.....Souji-kun? What are those?

[Well, if there's any fail here, he has some too. Being in a Chicken Suit and all. Though, he does try and follow the spinning by making his head move in circles with it. It is rather dizzying though.]

I don't have a Pokemon that can do that, is there one there that I can send for you?

[He does laugh a little though, as those are some funny looking Pokemon.]

Hahahahahahaha! Look at you, you can't even walk!

[Hey there, Souji boy, guess who it is! And guess who's got an actual competent pokemon with him? Adachi's standing on the path, just watching the little wonder boy struggle to get up, and having a pretty good time of it too. Souji might also notice the Rocket uniform the man is wearing, but that's not important right now. Adachi himself doesn't even really know what to make of it. But he can bluff! And that's what he's doing right now. That and laughing his ass off at Mr. Magic Dick's sudden failing.]

[Souji isn't the only person with strangely silver hair around the Ice Path today! For some odd reason there is a young girl in a wheelchair stuck in the middle of all of the ice and looking reasonably distressed, for obvious reasons.]

Wh-what is this-?

Um, I'll try to do what I can. Where are you?

[Getting used to the Pokemon by now.]

... Stunfisk, huh? [Ash isn't helping at all, sorry, Souji!]

... No comment, dude. No comment.

[ well doesn't this face look familiar, the outfit not so much. kagami's dressed up in a certain cheerleading outfit (http://i.imgur.com/WYOmD.jpg) which would be all fine and dandy if it wasn't for the fact she's in an ice cave ]

... Aw, not this again.

... Dude, why do you have a team of pancakes?

[There's a familiar-looking boy slipping and sliding his way over to Souji.]

W-where am I?

That'll be great. I don't want everyone to worry about me again.

[ Because that was a mess... ]

[ Ice Path: the cause of 98% of Johto's residents slamming into walls. ]

[ cue face in icon. ] Hey, are you alright?

[ Now, that frog suit thing looks familiar... Just carefully sliding over there, keeping his arms outstretched to keep his balance. ]

...Yosuke?

I rather have it as 'The Path without Souji forever'. I think I've memorized the path of these caves by now.

[ Oh, they're just roadkill shaped into fishes-- WAIT, THAT VOICE ]

--Aoko?

[She smiles and nods.] Yep. I guess I'm back.

[ Uhhhhhh... what is that suit... There's a short pause before Souji answers. ]

Yeah, all my Pokemon should be still at the Breeding Centre. My Charizard should have the Fly HM. [ a beat. ] What's with the suit?

[ Don't be a douche just because you're jealous of Mr. Magic Dick's dick-- ]

[ But as soon as Souji stands up properly, holding onto the wall for support, he sends Adachi a harsh look. That Rocket uniform isn't gaining any points either, concerning how he has gone on the raid to their headquarters a few weeks ago and how the Rockets went to hijack a train two weeks ago, almost bombing it. ] What are you doing back here?

[ It doesn't take Souji very long to notice that young lady in the wheelchair since this part of the cave is mostly ice. He will carefully slide over there right now. ]

Need some help?

The Ice Path. I think I've remembered how to get out of here though.

[ He just needs some way back to Goldenrod. ]

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