[ And there will be a Turk with a distaste for cold environments skidding towards a certain protagonist at high speeds with a Cyndaquil clinging to the top of her head for dear life. By 'clinging to the top of her head for dear life,' it's actually meant that the Cyndaquil is covering Valeria's eyes. How's your dodge skill, Souji? ]
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Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!