tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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A Pidgeot! [he turns away from the screen for a moment] Oi, Gale!

[a few seconds later, a Pidgeot lands next to him and blinks at the camera.] When you get to Violet, you'll find this guy, 'kay? [the bird nods, takes another peek at the man on the screen and sets off immediately.]

Thanks for that, Merlin-san. I greatly appreciate it.

Your egg should be there in about a day, so give me a call if you receive it.

[Hey, he was expecting other people who wanted to buy the eggs!]

Yeah, from what I've seen and what the Pokegear says. [Hello! Just to prove that its new trainer is right, the Ditto turns into an exact Bruce replica. EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING HIYA!]

[ Ellie will sit her butt down and play with her feet, too. HAH. ]

He hasn't yet. I'm certain he plans to eventually, however. It wouldn't be like him to avoid a challenge like that.

Ah, I see...

Well, surely one of these must be... [he trails off, realizing just how MANY of the eggs there are. Even moreso than there had appeared to be on the communicator. If HE were in Souji's place, he certainly would have no interest in waiting for them all to hatch in hopes of finding a female.

He clears his throat, and offers another brief bow] My apologies, Mister Souji. I'm sure you have much greater worries on your hands at the moment than worrying what gender all of these might become.

Alright, I'll hand over the Skarmory egg to you once Gale arrives.

[Oh, and he should at least ask this.] I'm Souji Seta. You?

[This will teach him to ask for an advance payment.]

Then those of us who want to stay will have the job of telling the way out to all the newcomers.

[Karp sees Souji and flails happily; Jack has to hold onto him with both hands to stop him from falling and flopping around on the floor.]

Yeah, he's pretty big. And pretty stupid, too. I'm fairly sure he wants to fall on his face.

[Karp is just happy to meet new people; and he sees Pokemon too, which doesn't help.]

Uhh... you're still okay to hold him for a minute? He's pretty strong when he wants to be.

[...And this is all over the continued sound of "Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp!"]

I would, but I've already got a Gyarados and a Charizard and I don't think I particularly want a Jynx. [...not that i know of? this is why we need a freebird

only if you go crazy with your can opener. yeah i think he's like the biggest magical witch detective otaku besides from that bowl cut kid. oh so rad! how about this psp (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695467) one?]

Crow Hogan. Nice to meetcha! And thanks for the egg.

[blink blink. He looks down at the eggs in his arms, and shrugs.]

Sure, why not. I could probably help you think of what to do with the rest, anyway.

That's right. It was my starter.

[and he notices that flipping off motion. Twitch.]

- Hey! You back there, I can see what you're doing!

[Suddenly his own ditto is clinging to his leg and giving him sad, sad eyes. Which takes Don Paolo by surprise, and he falls on his face. Good thing they're in the fancypants rocket hideout with plush carpeting.]

That's right!

Fair enough. Good luck finding homes for them all.

[Scanning the room behind him, Lars thinks the poor guy's going to need all the luck he can get.]

So I'm told. [Scratches his chin and keeps the egg safe.] Whatever that means.

[He played with cigars as a kid. Look where it got him.]

Maybe I'll have to look into them... [Yes, yes it has. Except Machi doesn't like the idea of it breeding. Ew.]

That'd be cool! [Hello there! Edward gives a few nips at the camera, and Scott looks at it.] Oh... I guess Edward wants to say hi? This was my Christmas egg-thing. He's a Trapinch -- really awesome to train, even if he hasn't learned much yet.

Well... you'll probably get a lot of responses just from this, but I'll ask around for you. And if there's any still left over, let me know and I can probably take one.

Looks like your Ditto was pretty busy ehehehehe~!

[OH YOU CHEAP. Well, at least the Ditto isn't going to turn into those octopus Pokemon or something.]

Tell him to be prepared. I heard your team can get wiped out pretty easily if you go there recklessly.

I've heard similar tales, but to be honest — [ He chuckles. ] — he could stand to be defeated.

[ He glances back at Ellie and Ditto, shakes his head, then scans the room again and pauses with his eyes on the Charmander eggs. ]

These are the Charmander eggs, then? [ He comes closer and holds his hand out toward one, not quite touching it. ] Fire-type eggs all seem to be hot to the touch.

Nice to meet you too, Hogan-kun, and thanks for taking it off my hands.

[Just five hundred and twenty six more to go!!]

We'll leave that to you and the rest then, Ushiromiya-san.

[Of course, Souji isn't all that sure if he wants to leave Johto though...]

Thanks... [A small sigh. God, what is he going to do with all of these?] I don't suppose you could take one off my hands, or know someone that might?

Thanks. [He moves to the side to give room for Soul to enter.] Just...be careful about where you step. The eggs are everywhere.

Yeah...know anyone then that might take one? [...how about i just shove the money back into your hands?

who doesn't go crazy with can openers? they're can openers. well better than being the biggest twilight sparkling vampires otaku like that ninja doctor. that's so awesome! all i got was this PS3]

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