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tarotcards) wrote2011-02-20 01:56 am
tarotcards) wrote2011-02-20 01:56 am
DREAM 008 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]
[Everyone knows that silent protagonists are normally known for being completely perfect, right? They can learn ten different languages, juggle around eight jobs at once, play a bunch of instruments, wield a bunch of different weapons with no prior training, good in every subject, and are just down right perfect.
Well, Souji isn't one of those protagonists.
He only knows two languages which are English and Japanese, though his English is more like Engrish but it's good enough for others to understand! He has had only three jobs that he went to once a week, being Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. The only instrument that he knows how to play is the trumpet and when he means "play", he means he can play Ode to Joy on it and that's just about it. A two-handed sword is the only thing that he knows how to use and Lord help him if someone has given him two wrenches to use-- he still has no idea how Yosuke can run around beating Shadows with those things, much less Yukiko's fans. He's great in languages, but give him chemistry and he'll somehow make Mystery Chemical X.
Ho ho, Souji's far from perfect.
There's a heck of a lot of things he can't do. Things such as throwing darts, keeping an eye on his Ditto, remembering the first thirty elements on the periodical table, and being somewhat comfortable around Magikarps. Yup, he can't really do any of those well, but that doesn't mean he completely fails at everything! He just has a lot of weaknesses that most people might now know about like that whole throwing darts business.
Oh, and he can't draw to save his life.
Oops.
Well, anyway, hello and welcome to the Buneary Network! Brought to you by Souji's Buneary!
On today's video entry, this little rabbit is bouncing around with its trainer's Pokegear in hand. That might explain why everything is going up and down. Hope no one is prone to motion sickness and if so, the exit is to the left. Please make sure to throw up in the garbage cans. The janitors just hate it when they have to clean up vomit off the carpets.
Besides that, what is this entry about? Let's take a look! It seems as if the camera is moving closer and closer to Souji who is just sitting on a bench outside the Violet City's school. If anyone can really make sense of what's happening on the screen with all this bouncing around, it'll become clear that it seems like Souji is doing something in this notebook of his and he looks pretty concentrated on it!
The Buneary hops a bit closer and gets onto the bench beside its trainer without him noticing too much, being far too concentrated on whatever he's doing. A few hops later and everyone should be able to get a good look at what's in his little notebook:]
[Yeaaaaaaah...remember when it was mentioned that Souji can't draw? He really can't. At least they're not stick figures though.
So, what got him to start drawing? Well... While teaching at that little school in Violet City, the topic that they were discussing about was about friends. A pretty simple topic for kids and it relates back to Pokemon, so why not? It was easy enough to teach, at least for Souji. That is, until one of the NPC students have suggested that they all bring in a drawing of their friends for their next day in class, meaning everyone in class should bring one.
Including the teacher, Souji...
Oh darn it.
And there you go, there's his story of why's he's drawing that horrible picture alone and not making it look like some kindergarten student drawing it. He still takes no notice of the Buneary since all he can hear is "HOW DOES I DRAWING" in his head.]
Buneary~!
--!!
[Well, until now he finally takes notice.
OH HAI THERE POKEGEAR HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS-- oh shit, does this mean everyone saw his horrible drawing. Commencing FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF mode. GODDAMMIT BUNEARY WHY ARE ALL POKEMON SET OUT TO RUIN SOUJI'S LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let's...try to act like his drawing wasn't all that bad...]
...Anyone have any tips on how to draw?
(( OOC: TL;DR SOUJI CAN'T DRAW SOMEONE TEACH HIM HOW TO DRAW and tags will be done in the morning! If my tags are behind due to lj being a douche as usual, hit me up on AIM at devouragni <3 ))
Well, Souji isn't one of those protagonists.
He only knows two languages which are English and Japanese, though his English is more like Engrish but it's good enough for others to understand! He has had only three jobs that he went to once a week, being Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. The only instrument that he knows how to play is the trumpet and when he means "play", he means he can play Ode to Joy on it and that's just about it. A two-handed sword is the only thing that he knows how to use and Lord help him if someone has given him two wrenches to use-- he still has no idea how Yosuke can run around beating Shadows with those things, much less Yukiko's fans. He's great in languages, but give him chemistry and he'll somehow make Mystery Chemical X.
Ho ho, Souji's far from perfect.
There's a heck of a lot of things he can't do. Things such as throwing darts, keeping an eye on his Ditto, remembering the first thirty elements on the periodical table, and being somewhat comfortable around Magikarps. Yup, he can't really do any of those well, but that doesn't mean he completely fails at everything! He just has a lot of weaknesses that most people might now know about like that whole throwing darts business.
Oh, and he can't draw to save his life.
Oops.
Well, anyway, hello and welcome to the Buneary Network! Brought to you by Souji's Buneary!
On today's video entry, this little rabbit is bouncing around with its trainer's Pokegear in hand. That might explain why everything is going up and down. Hope no one is prone to motion sickness and if so, the exit is to the left. Please make sure to throw up in the garbage cans. The janitors just hate it when they have to clean up vomit off the carpets.
Besides that, what is this entry about? Let's take a look! It seems as if the camera is moving closer and closer to Souji who is just sitting on a bench outside the Violet City's school. If anyone can really make sense of what's happening on the screen with all this bouncing around, it'll become clear that it seems like Souji is doing something in this notebook of his and he looks pretty concentrated on it!
The Buneary hops a bit closer and gets onto the bench beside its trainer without him noticing too much, being far too concentrated on whatever he's doing. A few hops later and everyone should be able to get a good look at what's in his little notebook:]
[Yeaaaaaaah...remember when it was mentioned that Souji can't draw? He really can't. At least they're not stick figures though.
So, what got him to start drawing? Well... While teaching at that little school in Violet City, the topic that they were discussing about was about friends. A pretty simple topic for kids and it relates back to Pokemon, so why not? It was easy enough to teach, at least for Souji. That is, until one of the NPC students have suggested that they all bring in a drawing of their friends for their next day in class, meaning everyone in class should bring one.
Including the teacher, Souji...
Oh darn it.
And there you go, there's his story of why's he's drawing that horrible picture alone and not making it look like some kindergarten student drawing it. He still takes no notice of the Buneary since all he can hear is "HOW DOES I DRAWING" in his head.]
Buneary~!
--!!
[Well, until now he finally takes notice.
OH HAI THERE POKEGEAR HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS-- oh shit, does this mean everyone saw his horrible drawing. Commencing FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF mode. GODDAMMIT BUNEARY WHY ARE ALL POKEMON SET OUT TO RUIN SOUJI'S LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let's...try to act like his drawing wasn't all that bad...]
...Anyone have any tips on how to draw?
(( OOC: TL;DR SOUJI CAN'T DRAW SOMEONE TEACH HIM HOW TO DRAW and tags will be done in the morning! If my tags are behind due to lj being a douche as usual, hit me up on AIM at devouragni <3 ))
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