[Yosuke does his best to stifle a laugh, walking to the counter and putting his coffee down. Still smiling, he bows formally at Souji. When he speaks, it's in his best DEEP SERIOUS VOICE, a la TV salesman.]

You see, sir, I would be a great asset to your business. I'm very reliable, and would take great care in making sure your Pokémon eggs were tended to properly.