tarotcards: (What else is here?)
2011-04-11 08:46 pm

DREAM 011 [TEXT]

[From a very familiar ID, a simple text message comes instead of an usual video feed. Why? Well, that is a ~*SECRET*~ but it involves riding on a Charizard right now, attacking any bugs, and being outside someone's window...

...Very long story...]


Has anyone thought of starting a breeding centre or something?

Or being both a trainer or a breeder?


[For those who might know Souji, they can probably figure out why he's asking. After giving out at least a hundred eggs out to people, he's thinking about being at least a part-time breeder so he can at least somewhat expect the eggs to give away. Opening a breeding centre might be good too, something like that daycare but just for...well, breeding.

What else is he going to do with this Ditto? Besides, a lot of people seem interested in getting Pokemon eggs.]




[ FLITERED TEXT TO YOSUKE HANAMURA ]

If you hear something tapping your window again, open it up. You should hear it soon.


(( OOC: aaand back early from hiatus since most things got cleared up. Hello to all those new people and Souji's egg post for everyone will be the next entry after this one! ))
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2011-04-03 01:09 am

DREAM 010 [VIDEO]

[Today on the network, there is a very confusing entry that has been posted for everyone to see. Well, not that confusing but certainly something that someone normally will not record and yes, this is rated G.

First of all, this angle of the camera is rather quite low, almost like a Pokemon holding it which is correct! Welcome to the Buneary TV, live with a footage of its trainer's room! Whose room might this be? None other than Souji Seta, of course!

Ah, the joys of fiddling around with a trainer's Pokegear. Things can get quite boring when stuck inside all day due to the rain. So, let's see what's recording!

The camera turns onto Souji just sitting in a chair and facing the dresser's mirror with one of the most raggedy shirt you can ever find. Not as in it is filled with holes but you can tell that it's pretty worn out. It's stretched, the once dark grey colour is now just a faded light grey, and there's a thread or two loose sticking out from his sleeves or his collar. It's definitely not a shirt to keep around, so perfect for today's wonderful experiment!

Now, what is that experiment exactly?

Well, the camera turns and right behind him is the one and only [livejournal.com profile] usedgrowl ! That one purple haired girl that Souji has seem to be hanging out with now and then. Now, what is she doing here in Souji's room? Well, in one hand is a bottle of black hair dye and the other which is spreading said dye all over this leader's beautiful grey hair.

Needless to say, Souji doesn't seem too excited about this...]


Remind me why we're not going to the salon for this?


I told you, that place is way too expensive!


[Kagami's too Asian to actually pay those hair salons just for some hair dye. Do-it-yourself hair dye is about P1000 while getting it actually done by a professional is five times that price. Heck no, who on Earth will be willing to pay that much?

She just continues spreading the hair dye all over his scalp, slowly turning his hair into a common black colour. She doesn't seem to be minding this whole dyeing process as much.]


Isn't it best to leave it to the people who know how to do this?


I know what I'm doing! I read the instructions!


[Said instructions are crumpled and lying somewhere over on Souji's bed....

Souji just sighs and doesn't say anything much after. He just sits and stares at himself in the reflection while Kagami continues putting on the dye without a care in the world....until a few minutes later.]


Wait...are we suppose to keep this stuff off your skin?


[She suddenly stops applying the hair dye and spreading it around. The two of them freezes and an awkward silence takes over them. The only sound that can be heard is the breathing of the Buneary recording all of this right now.]

...

...

...I can feel the dye dripping down the back of my neck.


[Cue lots of flailing around now from both Kagami's and Souji's side. Mainly her trying to wipe it all off a towel and him telling her to slow down so he doesn't get any carpet burns. The camera moves up and down as the Buneary jumps around in excitement over this.]

Buneary! Buneary!!


[Kagami's and Souji's heads do a whiplash towards the camera with huge surprised looks.]

H-Hey, turn that off!

[A few seconds later, the Pokegear is in Kagami's hands and the video feed turns off.]


(( OOC: Kagami has been written into this join post with the permission of her mun, Maru! Kagami will also be tagging others in this post for double CR chances! \o\ The hair dye is also semi-permanent so it should only last for about two weeks! ))
tarotcards: (I guess this is goodbye)
2011-02-06 09:43 pm

DREAM 007 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY INN] - backdated to Jan. 30, 2011

[So, hello there people of Johto that are watching this! 

We're sorry to interrupt your little peaceful quiet time cause do you know what this new post to the network is about? You don't? Well, just take a look!

It's your friendly neighbour hood dork leader, Souji Seta! Y'know, that one guy that tired eating berries, got attacked by a flying skeleton Aerodactyl, got the lamest Magikarp that just looooooooooove them slapping, disappeared for a week, then appearing just recently with a bunch of Pokemon eggs. Yeah, you know him right? Of course you do.

This new video feed log seems rather quite familiar actually to his last one! Wanna guess what? Alright, you got three seconds.

Three.

Two.

One.

ANSWER: MORE POKEMON EGGS



Oh boy! Isn't that fun? That means more Pokemon eggs to give out to other people! This time, the eggs aren't really swamping him as much, but still quite a lot! They still do take up a lot of space though! The couch, the little corner over there, by the TV, the closet, all of that! Well, at least it didn't take up the whole bed this time...just half of it.

The one other difference is that instead of just having his normal Pokemon party, he got...well, a bunch of little Pokemon that were newly hatched. There's a baby Eevee running around in circles, a baby Glameow tearing up his bed sheets, a baby Buneary hopping around, and a baby Dratini sleeping under the bed. Oh, and that Christmas baby Gible? Just eating the rest of Souji's food. Oh goddamn...So many baby Pokemon, but to be quite honest...Souji doesn't seem all that bothered.

He actually seems rather quite calm!

Why is that? Well, the first reason is that he's used to this by now. If he can handle kids at a daycare literally pulling him from all sides, he can handle a few Pokemon doing the same...kinda....good thing his diligence is maxed! The second reason might be that he's fiddling with a little thing in his hand and smiling at it. What is it in his hand? Oh, nothing, just this:




Aww yeah. He holds it up a bit towards the Pokegear.]

Finally got my first badge just earlier today. The battle went better than I thought actually.  Everyone did pretty good. Especially Izanagi.

[The Skarmory comes up beside Souji to nudge against his shoulder affectionately. Souji just chuckles and pets it.]


But anyway, that's not the reason why I'm recording right now.

Uh, as you can see, I still got a lot of eggs here actually...Not just from last batch but a new batch....

[He's kinda...looks off to the side. Still a bit embarrassed from that last batch of eggs from his Ditto going all Persona protagonist on him. Now it has done it again...]


I got some new Eevee eggs and Glameow eggs around here. There's only about ten of the Eevee eggs and about six Glameow eggs. There's actually a limit here now, so I guess first come first serve.

These eggs aren't actually all mine, so I have to charge about P2000 for the Eevees and P1500 for the Glameows. Sorry about the prices, guys. I guess if you got a Pokemon or another egg yourself, we can trade instead of the money.

I also still got a lot of eggs from last bunch, so if any more people can take them off my hands would be great. I got Charmanders, Skarmorys, Magikarps, and Smoochums.

Apparently the eggs from Ishtar aren't exactly Jynxes. They're the evolutions before it which are Smoochums. Sorry for the surprise to the guys that got the eggs. Didn't know that Ishtar was the evolved form of something.

But yeah, they're still only P100 like last time. I'm more concerned about getting all of these guys to a good home instead of money. Money really isn't all that important to me right now.

Thanks for watching, guys.

[He gives a small smile and then the feed turns off! 

TL;DR? COME AND GET SOME EGGS ARE CHEAP PRICES AWWWW YEAH ONLY AT YOUR LOCAL SOUJI'S EGG STORE]



(( OOC: The egg post is finally up! Those who put a reserve on the egg, the list is
here! For those who want an Eevee egg but didn't take a spot, just tag saying that you want one and Souji will say he ran out. But then he will put you on the list for the next batch of Eevee eggs! Oh, and if anyone has a Squirtle or Bulbasaur, I WOULD LIKE TO GET THEM FOR SOUJI SO BAD but other than that, he'll take whatever Pokemon or egg you offer him! ))
tarotcards: ((;¬д¬))
2011-01-21 10:16 am

DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!



He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]


Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))