[ So, guys... Souji has finally done it. He has actually gone out and signed the papers, spoke to the officials, paid out the cash, all that. He hasn't been kidding when he has said he's been thinking about this plan-- well, maybe just a bit but he still has gone out and done it!

That's right, from this day on, Souji Seta is now the proud owner of a Pokemon Breeding Centre.

In a fine house near the entrance of Goldenrod is a centre for trainers or breeders who want to become new owners of different eggs! They can be the eggs that Souji is breeding or if they want to breed their own Pokemon, he's more than willing for them to lend out his Ditto. Heck, maybe someone might want to help him run this centre with him. Some partners will be good for this because that will mean more Pokemon and more Pokemon means more customer, right? Right. Well, it's a good thing he hasn't decided to make a sign or something for this place yet. It might not have been a great idea for him to make a sign like "SOUJI'S EGGS" if he is going to have business partners.

But enough about that, here's some eggs on screen!



Doesn't this look familiar? Souji has been doing this often, so it should be to some people!

The screen turns to face Souji who is behind a counter. He seems pretty relaxed and is dressed in normal wear despite now somewhat being on the job now. Guess this is why it's better to have one's own business.

He takes a sip out of his cup of coffee before speaking; ]

Signed some papers and rented the place for about a month so I guess I now have a breeding centre. It's right by the entrance of Goldenrod if you want to find it. Haven't really thought of a name for the place yet, so suggestions will be nice.

But anyway, I'll be selling eggs for a while now and breeding Pokemon for others if they want. Got a Ditto here that's pretty... [ A pause... How does he describe that his Ditto is a whore... ] ...willing to help out. [ Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. ]

Got a bunch of eggs right now too if anyone wants them. I'll attach a text of what I have and their prices to this. I can deliver the eggs to different cities and locations free of charge. You can buy as many as you want. I don't mind haggling for prices either.

[ Souji is super chill with this stuff. Don't have enough money? He'll give the egg to you for half price or even free depending on what Pokemon it is. ]

Some people have been interested in helping me run this centre when I've asked, so I don't mind running the business with others. I think it'll be easier that way too, so give me a heads-up if you want to.

Thanks-- [ Oh snap, wait! He has almost forgot something. He reaches over to the corner of the counter and picks up one of his business cards. He flips it over to show the gear. ] Do any of you know a "Yu Narukami" around here? I think the printing company has given me the wrong set of cards.

[ He shows the card to the screen and surely enough, there's the name Yu Narukami printed where Souji Seta should be. Oh well and the feed turns off! ]

( HUGE list of Pokemon + low prices behind here! )


(( OOC: Here is Souji's egg post now! All of those who have reserved an egg can look over here. There are still a few slots open for some Pokemon if you want to claim one! No limits on Pokemon for people but just let me know that you want to take a slot! Anyone that wants to work a business of this breeding centre, let me know too!

Breeding centre is mod-approved so Souji is going to make these centres everywhere like a loser

ETA: Souji now has an automatic breeding centre answering machine so you may contact him whenever for an egg without waiting for an entry from me! ))

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!


He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))