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tarotcards) wrote2017-01-30 11:49 am
tarotcards) wrote2017-01-30 11:49 am
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souji narukami
(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya
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[ A piggyback ride was supposed to be zero effort on Minato's part and this is the opposite... He is definitely holding on as best as he can with his arms over Souji's shoulders and gradually slipping the longer Souji doesn't help him up. Before that can happen, he nudges the tip of his shoe against the back of Souji's knee, as if to convey... something... "Walk," maybe, or at least bend his knees so that Minato won't fall from 243786 in the air. ]
nothing
its just like that and cats is all u do
its just like that and cats is all u do
I do suppose having only cats and Kandam as my identity does make me seem rather 2D and boring.
What are the cool kids into these days?
What are the cool kids into these days?
Should we prepare our cat marching band at your place or mine?
[ what if souji just decides to bend over at a 45-degree arc so that minato is practically just lying on his back now? how about that?? ]
What sort of death ritual is this?
What sort of death ritual is this?
Let's trash your place.
[ Blood is... really hard to get out of things; he has the foresight by now to recognize this. ]
[ Blood is... really hard to get out of things; he has the foresight by now to recognize this. ]
[ Even better than a piggyback ride, because then he can lie flat and not worry about holding on. ]
You're too tall. I'm weighing you down so I can bring you to hell with me.
You're too tall. I'm weighing you down so I can bring you to hell with me.
Don't you think you've done enough damage to my house?
[ kicking souji into the counter, leaving wet puddles all over the place, having souji rip his curtains trying to get back into his room... ]
[ kicking souji into the counter, leaving wet puddles all over the place, having souji rip his curtains trying to get back into his room... ]
[ then this is the position that souji will keep, even if this will probably do terrible things to his back and hip ]
Oh no, I can't go to hell. I promised Granny Smith that I'd be a good boy and go to heaven to meet her husband.
[ a complete lie ]
Oh no, I can't go to hell. I promised Granny Smith that I'd be a good boy and go to heaven to meet her husband.
[ a complete lie ]
It's still standing, isn't it?
[ He won't rest until he brings the entire house down with him ]
[ He won't rest until he brings the entire house down with him ]
[ It's too bad Minato takes promises very seriously, and now he has to be a Good Senpai and turn Souji down the right path so that he can be with Mr. Smith. ]
Seems like I can't kill you just yet. Got to resolve you of all your sins, first. Let's start with confession.
Seems like I can't kill you just yet. Got to resolve you of all your sins, first. Let's start with confession.
Yes, but it may not withstand another visit and I am not sure if the homeless life is for me.
But I have so many sins and so many things to confess. We'll be here for hours.
[ he has so many jokes to tell. how can he just settle on one? ]
[ he has so many jokes to tell. how can he just settle on one? ]
It's not too bad. I have a very nice alleyway I can set you up with if that happens.
I have hours. I reserved my day for you.
[ And Souji, who will die at the end of it, should be glad to extend his time. ]
Do you know the story, One Thousand and One Nights?
[ And Souji, who will die at the end of it, should be glad to extend his time. ]
Do you know the story, One Thousand and One Nights?
ive been hanging out iwth a guy whos got his own youtube channel
its p dope
u and yu r good at cooking and stuff
u should do something 2gether
its p dope
u and yu r good at cooking and stuff
u should do something 2gether
I hope you realize that if Yu and I got together to do a Youtube channel, it'd most likely be something cat-related.
You're not going to offer me your home or bed? (｡•́︿•̀｡)
My bed is occupied and the apartment's kind of small. I might be able to clear out some space in my closet, but it's pretty cramped in there too.
[ Oh. He's a bit fuzzy about the actual details of the story, but he takes a moment to collect his thoughts and then summarizes it as best he can. ]
It goes like this: Once upon a time, there was a mass murderer on the loose. One day, the murderer caught a young girl. Pleading for her life, she decides to tell him a never-ending story. Curious as to how the story plays out, the murderer keeps her alive so that she can continue the story the next night. This goes on for about a week, before the murderer catches onto what she's doing, and beheads her. He goes on to slaughter hundreds of innocents over the next one thousand and one nights, before he is finally taken into custody. The end.
[ There's a moral in there somewhere. ]
It goes like this: Once upon a time, there was a mass murderer on the loose. One day, the murderer caught a young girl. Pleading for her life, she decides to tell him a never-ending story. Curious as to how the story plays out, the murderer keeps her alive so that she can continue the story the next night. This goes on for about a week, before the murderer catches onto what she's doing, and beheads her. He goes on to slaughter hundreds of innocents over the next one thousand and one nights, before he is finally taken into custody. The end.
[ There's a moral in there somewhere. ]
Help! I need somebody with your expurrtise!
Also cat shampoo if you have any
Recommendations if you don't. It's impawrtant 🐱🐱🐱
Also cat shampoo if you have any
Recommendations if you don't. It's impawrtant 🐱🐱🐱
i trust u guys 2 expand ur horizons
besides yu and i dont talk about cat stuff most of the time
besides yu and i dont talk about cat stuff most of the time
Did the purrfessor find himself a kitty cat to call his own?
Nah, just a stray, but does that matter?
If things go well, this friend of mine tails me he might adopt him. A furever home for this cat is at stake!
So, shampoo?
If things go well, this friend of mine tails me he might adopt him. A furever home for this cat is at stake!
So, shampoo?
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