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tarotcards) wrote2017-01-30 11:49 am
tarotcards) wrote2017-01-30 11:49 am
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souji narukami
(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya
VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION
[It's February 14th! Early enough before the blind dates have started, Anya was busy.
When Souji gets to class, there will be a gift waiting for him at his desk. He'll find a little pouch filled with heart-shaped macarons, about 6 or 7. There's a neat little card written in Anya's neat and short hand-writing:]
Happy Valentine's Day!
Please know that I adore you too.
Thank you for bringing smiles to everyone for their blind dates too.
- Anya ♡
[The macarons have their own little messages instead of the classic Sweetheart Conversations, customized based on whoever Anya's giving them to. This batch reads:]
GOD
CUPID
THANK YOU
MEOW
[And then one that's just a drawing of a very simple doodle of a cat.]
When Souji gets to class, there will be a gift waiting for him at his desk. He'll find a little pouch filled with heart-shaped macarons, about 6 or 7. There's a neat little card written in Anya's neat and short hand-writing:]
Happy Valentine's Day!
Please know that I adore you too.
Thank you for bringing smiles to everyone for their blind dates too.
- Anya ♡
[The macarons have their own little messages instead of the classic Sweetheart Conversations, customized based on whoever Anya's giving them to. This batch reads:]
GOD
CUPID
THANK YOU
MEOW
[And then one that's just a drawing of a very simple doodle of a cat.]
[ Well, that certainly is a nice surprise! Souji did not expect these at all, especially not that he just transferred to Recolle High so this certainly brings a small smile to his face. When lunch break hits, he sends off a little text. ]
Anastasia, thank you for the macarons. You really didn't have to. I'll make sure to enjoy them later tonight.
PS: How did you know that I'd love this cat drawing? I'll frame it on my wall.
Anastasia, thank you for the macarons. You really didn't have to. I'll make sure to enjoy them later tonight.
PS: How did you know that I'd love this cat drawing? I'll frame it on my wall.
ok so beyond that whole disaster
something cool actually happened!
something cool actually happened!
Because then how would they span out the trilogies over nine epic hours?
You have ten seconds to explain.
I believe those are some fancy looking doorknobs.
hey, two things
1: look @ this cat how is she so loud when so small????? explain
2: did we ever play with other kids back when we were little?? like tree climbing stuff
1: look @ this cat how is she so loud when so small????? explain
2: did we ever play with other kids back when we were little?? like tree climbing stuff
1) Answer. I can attest to the truthness of this picture as a devotated cat lover.
2) I don't think so. If we did, it was very rarely. Why?
2) I don't think so. If we did, it was very rarely. Why?
You know what they say about corn dogs?
Congratulations! You have been selected to host the 1st annual Mr., Miss, and Crossdressing Retrospec™ Pageant! The particulars of the venue and other requirements should be in your mailbox. Please be certain to stick to them exactly, Mr. Narukami.
All winners will receive one chance to remember - but please do keep in mind this event is open to the public.
Sincerely,
Human Resources
Retr
spec Incorporated
All winners will receive one chance to remember - but please do keep in mind this event is open to the public.
Sincerely,
Human Resources
Retr
spec Incorporated
( Strange. Haven't people been talking about getting these? You'll find a delivery from Retrospec at your home, or at some place you often frequent. Thank you, says Retrospec. For all you do.
Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.
Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )
Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.
Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )
dumbass i drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
[ This is definitely not for Souji but that doesn't mean he can't pretend that it is and go with it. ]
I don't know. That paper plate seemed a lot like the real thing.
I don't know. That paper plate seemed a lot like the real thing.
You should put up posters around the neighbourhood
FOUND ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
CONTACT (insert number here)
(insert photo here)
FOUND ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
CONTACT (insert number here)
(insert photo here)
[Ssssssso.
Regardless of how the whole thing ends - with more arguments? with thread jacking? - Anya can tell when a decision that she's made has turned into a mess. This time for, uh. Someone else. She can take Yuri's anger (sadly and with a lot of pouting, but she can) but she definitely didn't expect him to turn it back onto Souji. Which is why even though she understands that Souji probably isn't too pleased with her, she's not about to let it sit like that.
Hence why there will be two deliveries made to Souji's door. The first being a handmade batch of cookies because Anya does have a tendency for wanting to put her own hard work into things and the second being an order from her favorite cafe that she thought he would appreciate.
Inside the boxes is her little note, complete with cat doodles as always.]
this does not erase the bad I did
but I am very sorry you were scolded for what was my fault
what you did was still very sweet (like these treats! please share with family)
so please enjoy?
I do not know how to end this note
so here is a little story
souji nyarukami did a pawsitive thing on valentine's day
but nyanya made a mousetake and pawlunteered yuri purrsetsky
and now she is feline very pawful because of the catastrophe
so purrhaps nyarukami can furgive nyanya
because it is purrfectly her fault and she has learned her lesson
[... well. she hopes he laughs at least.]
Regardless of how the whole thing ends - with more arguments? with thread jacking? - Anya can tell when a decision that she's made has turned into a mess. This time for, uh. Someone else. She can take Yuri's anger (sadly and with a lot of pouting, but she can) but she definitely didn't expect him to turn it back onto Souji. Which is why even though she understands that Souji probably isn't too pleased with her, she's not about to let it sit like that.
Hence why there will be two deliveries made to Souji's door. The first being a handmade batch of cookies because Anya does have a tendency for wanting to put her own hard work into things and the second being an order from her favorite cafe that she thought he would appreciate.
Inside the boxes is her little note, complete with cat doodles as always.]
this does not erase the bad I did
but I am very sorry you were scolded for what was my fault
what you did was still very sweet (like these treats! please share with family)
so please enjoy?
I do not know how to end this note
so here is a little story
souji nyarukami did a pawsitive thing on valentine's day
but nyanya made a mousetake and pawlunteered yuri purrsetsky
and now she is feline very pawful because of the catastrophe
so purrhaps nyarukami can furgive nyanya
because it is purrfectly her fault and she has learned her lesson
[... well. she hopes he laughs at least.]
[ To be completely honest... yes, Souji is not very pleased with Anya. She's nice and all, but no one likes being misled to believe something and then be yelled at about it. Plus, for that conversation to happen in public so Dante got involved and then for Yu to find out as well, it just became a huge mess and a headache. It certainly wasn't how he was planning on spending his afternoon. ]
[ He's a little surprised when he sees the deliveries on his front door the next day, but also finds himself... not super surprised either. If Anya's the type to leave a gift for Valentine's Day to someone she hardly knows, then she's probably also the type to try and apologize this way too. It doesn't really make everything okay and Souji sighs when he sees it because, well, it's a reminder of the problem of the previous day and that Anya is probably feeling pretty bad about everything, but he appreciates the effort. So right after he brings in the boxes, he sends her a text. ]
Thank you for the gifts, Anya. It was very cute, especially the note with all the cat puns.
But I want you to know that I'm not mad at you. I'm just very disappointed about how everything turned out and I only wish I knew about this problem earlier, so please don't fret over this too much.
[ He's a little surprised when he sees the deliveries on his front door the next day, but also finds himself... not super surprised either. If Anya's the type to leave a gift for Valentine's Day to someone she hardly knows, then she's probably also the type to try and apologize this way too. It doesn't really make everything okay and Souji sighs when he sees it because, well, it's a reminder of the problem of the previous day and that Anya is probably feeling pretty bad about everything, but he appreciates the effort. So right after he brings in the boxes, he sends her a text. ]
Thank you for the gifts, Anya. It was very cute, especially the note with all the cat puns.
But I want you to know that I'm not mad at you. I'm just very disappointed about how everything turned out and I only wish I knew about this problem earlier, so please don't fret over this too much.
Souji.
Soujiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Brother, I can never show my face in public again. （；へ；）
Soujiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Brother, I can never show my face in public again. （；へ；）
Prince Mochizuki. I'm so flattered you've thought of me. I'm screenshooting this text.
Also, I'm that falling grey cat in those gifs
Also, I'm that falling grey cat in those gifs
[ Around the same time this is happening???
Since the twins are just hanging out at home for the moment, it would be tough for Yu to miss the subtle change that comes over Souji. Most other people might not notice it, but they're brothers, twins. They've only gotten to live together again for just a few weeks, all told. Yu still feels hyper aware of changes in Souji, anything he should be alert to or need to look after.
So when something does happen, it strikes Yu pretty much immediately. He doesn't know what causes him to glance up from the book he's reading, but whatever's wrong, he can see it right away in the set of Souji's posture. His expression clouding, Yu sets his book down and gets to his feet, moving towards his brother to take a seat beside him, instead.
He doesn't say anything at first, though. Just settles close and watches his face with concern, asking questions with body language instead of words. ]
Since the twins are just hanging out at home for the moment, it would be tough for Yu to miss the subtle change that comes over Souji. Most other people might not notice it, but they're brothers, twins. They've only gotten to live together again for just a few weeks, all told. Yu still feels hyper aware of changes in Souji, anything he should be alert to or need to look after.
So when something does happen, it strikes Yu pretty much immediately. He doesn't know what causes him to glance up from the book he's reading, but whatever's wrong, he can see it right away in the set of Souji's posture. His expression clouding, Yu sets his book down and gets to his feet, moving towards his brother to take a seat beside him, instead.
He doesn't say anything at first, though. Just settles close and watches his face with concern, asking questions with body language instead of words. ]
[ This certainly isn't how Souji was hoping to spend his afternoon at home. He didn't expect to hear anything like this after an entire month after the event and it hits him. It fills him up with a mess of emotions and he can't help but frown at his screen. He's not the type to wear his emotions on his sleeve (not when it's negative), but for someone like Yu, it's probably much easier for him to tell that something is off: with the slightly lowered shoulders, the narrowed eyes, the silent sigh, it's easier to tell when you've known someone your entire life. ]
[ Souji doesn't turn his head when Yu moves beside him, taking a seat. Instead, he just silently stares at his phone for a few more seconds before he lowers it, releasing another small sigh. ]
... There was a mistake with the blind dating sign-ups.
[ Souji doesn't turn his head when Yu moves beside him, taking a seat. Instead, he just silently stares at his phone for a few more seconds before he lowers it, releasing another small sigh. ]
... There was a mistake with the blind dating sign-ups.
Both Anya and Dave were shouted at in text and talked to in person after this came up in February. They won't be repeating their mistake again.
As for the other BS: I don't think anyone reads my mind. But I pointedly asked you if you'd checked that people had signed themselves up after saying no, which you ignored. I don't care about what's already happened, but getting told "I should have said something" is really irritating when I damn well did. You don't get to pass that off on me, Anya, or Dave.
And that's all. That's it. I'm done.
As for the other BS: I don't think anyone reads my mind. But I pointedly asked you if you'd checked that people had signed themselves up after saying no, which you ignored. I don't care about what's already happened, but getting told "I should have said something" is really irritating when I damn well did. You don't get to pass that off on me, Anya, or Dave.
And that's all. That's it. I'm done.
[ There are things Souji wants to say back, like he's not telling Yuri that he should have said something to him. That's not the point he was trying to make in his original text, but honestly, he feels like he doesn't want to add more fuel to the fire and to drag this out for a minor correction. He understands his faults in this and he'll just take it. No need to make this a bigger issue and just learn from it. ]
All right. I know my mistakes in this so I apologize. I'll check with you more carefully in the future if I run an event like this again.
[ And he'll leave it at that. ]
All right. I know my mistakes in this so I apologize. I'll check with you more carefully in the future if I run an event like this again.
[ And he'll leave it at that. ]
WHAT THE HELL DUDE
i signed someone else up for that beauty whatever shit
not MYSELF
go fix it moron
i signed someone else up for that beauty whatever shit
not MYSELF
go fix it moron
That's because someone signed you up instead. Looks like you're really popular.
| [Minako can't make it to the twins' party, but she made sure to have her presents to them and their cats delivered the morning of! Everything is labeled by recipient and cat themed, of course. All the knit things were handmade by her. For Cream-san and Kohi-san: half a dozen knit cat toys stuffed with cat nip. For Yu: a few phone dust plugs and two knit keychains. For Souji: a few pairs of knit socks and a notebook. A note included in the box reads:] Happy birthday, Cream-san and Kohi-san! I'm very sorry I can't come to your party today. Please tell your humans to write my name on a cup for me so I can be there in spirit celebrating with you. I hope you enjoy my presents, and may you have many more happy birthdays in the future! With deepest respect, Minako Arisato PS to Cream-san and Kohi-san's humans-- happy birthday, Kami twins ♥ I hope you don't mind if I add to your piles of cat themed things. Come have a cupcake on me the next time you visit the Confectionary, okay? |
[ THIS IS WHY MINAKO IS THE BEST SENPAI EVER AAAAAAA ♥ You bet that Souji put on a pair of socks as soon as he could and gave Cream-san and Kohi-san their toys. This is such a nice gesture. ]
Thank you very much for the gifts, Minako-sensei. They were extremely thoughtful! My toes feel very warm in these socks, or should I say they are feline very warm ( ´ ▽ ` )
This was really unexpected so it was a pleasant surprise! You really do spoil us. Just you wait until I learn how to knit as well.
Here's a thank you text from Cream-san too.
asl;fkS [O|jqGEHU.,jlctax|
Thank you very much for the gifts, Minako-sensei. They were extremely thoughtful! My toes feel very warm in these socks, or should I say they are feline very warm ( ´ ▽ ` )
This was really unexpected so it was a pleasant surprise! You really do spoil us. Just you wait until I learn how to knit as well.
Here's a thank you text from Cream-san too.
asl;fkS [O|jqGEHU.,jlctax|
Edited 2017-03-22 22:59 (UTC)
[ It's the evening, and they're both home. Yu has been debating for some time what to bring up - or not bring up - with his brother, not wanting to alarm him, but this latest memory is pretty much the last straw. He has to talk to Souji.
So Yu will work up his courage and track Souji down, and ends up finding his twin sitting on his bed. Without a word Yu will end up dropping onto it beside him, heaving a sigh and shifting around until he can plant his face in a pillow and stay there for a moment.
When he finally gets his thoughts straight enough to, he thinks, maybe at least start to approach it, he tilts his head so his cheek is pressed to the pillow instead and he can actually look at Souji. ]
I've been meaning to tell you. I've had memories, too.
So Yu will work up his courage and track Souji down, and ends up finding his twin sitting on his bed. Without a word Yu will end up dropping onto it beside him, heaving a sigh and shifting around until he can plant his face in a pillow and stay there for a moment.
When he finally gets his thoughts straight enough to, he thinks, maybe at least start to approach it, he tilts his head so his cheek is pressed to the pillow instead and he can actually look at Souji. ]
I've been meaning to tell you. I've had memories, too.
[ Souji hasn't been doing anything majorly important when Yu walks in and drops onto the bed. He's just been going over the instructions for a model kit that he was planning on building later that night so when Yu flops down, Souji places down the sheets of paper onto his lap and turns. He stays silent, just watching Yu, patiently waiting for him to start. He knows his brother. He knows that Yu will start when he's ready, so Souji just waits, and when Yu does start, he frowns. ]
... What kind of memories?
... What kind of memories?
We're pretty chill. Izunia-san doesn't need to be contacted, but what's the music party about?
aaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAA
thats me screamin in case you can't tell
anyway
so the date 4 my album release is all set
its the 16th this month
im sort of screaming on the inside and i wanna die????? i cant decide if its in a good way or nto but anyway
its kind of hitting me like WHOA ITIST REAL NOW snd i cant back out
so if i mess up thats it???
i dont think i will
its a good song and iddid my besrt so like. idk. im dying anyway.
sry for the 700947833 texts im just freakin out and i cant scream into yhe void on twitter or w/e bc i gotta keep that Nice and Clean for the release
i think im gonna do a q&a thing??? or they keep talking about it. so. thats happening.
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok im done back 2 ur regularly schedueled honoka output
thats me screamin in case you can't tell
anyway
so the date 4 my album release is all set
its the 16th this month
im sort of screaming on the inside and i wanna die????? i cant decide if its in a good way or nto but anyway
its kind of hitting me like WHOA ITIST REAL NOW snd i cant back out
so if i mess up thats it???
i dont think i will
its a good song and iddid my besrt so like. idk. im dying anyway.
sry for the 700947833 texts im just freakin out and i cant scream into yhe void on twitter or w/e bc i gotta keep that Nice and Clean for the release
i think im gonna do a q&a thing??? or they keep talking about it. so. thats happening.
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok im done back 2 ur regularly schedueled honoka output
Honoka-chan.
Are you breathing? Do you have a paper bag nearby?
Are you breathing? Do you have a paper bag nearby?
Souji, do you have a little time to meet up with me today?
Mark it on your calendar, Souji. Your uncle now possesses magic.
[wat.]
[wat.]
My calendar has been marked. May I also request that we mark another date where we can have a magic showdown?
[ ... Souji's assuming that Ardyn is talking about magic tricks because wat. Souji can just do some sweet card tricks and Ardyn can just cut off his finger and heal it back on while Souji's screaming what the FUCK ]
[ ... Souji's assuming that Ardyn is talking about magic tricks because wat. Souji can just do some sweet card tricks and Ardyn can just cut off his finger and heal it back on while Souji's screaming what the FUCK ]
ok now that i'm at my normal size.
let's
do.
this.
operation: kandam in front of the dorms, that is.
let's
do.
this.
operation: kandam in front of the dorms, that is.
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