[ Even if his face is being rudely shoved away, Souji just pushes back because he's gotta be that lil shit. Plus, if it's helping Yu cheer up from his "weh I think Yosuke might be straight why" brooding then this is good. ]

No, I really don't know. I'm an innocent and clueless bystander.

[ Said in the most exaggerated tone ever. ]

I don't know anything about how his smile seems to just light up an entire room or how hard he tries to be a good friend or even how he's charming in his own dorky way. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Please, educate me, brother. Tell me the wonders of Yosuke Hanamura.