tarotcards | ooc; HELLO LITTLE BOY, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT~

CHRISTMAS GIFT TIME

DOING WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING

HELLO
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR GIFTS?
A OR B?
inb4 WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AND GET OFF MY DOORSTEP

LAAAAAAAAAYTOOOOOOOON

Everyone is going to receive a small bag of chocolate hint coins that are either dark, white, or milk, all made by the lovely France. They all look like this and are about the size of a Toonie-- uh, somewhat bigger than a quarter. The picture should give you a clue how big they are.

Even if the Professor doesn't know you, his Noctowl will be going to every city to deliver them to people. This is a side gift to the actual ones on the list! If you at least spoken to him about two-three times, he's getting you something. If you have only spoken to him once and know him, he has a huge load of extra scarves and all that in his bag, so he'll give you that.

Chelmey: A new jacket that looks just like the old one he wears. Oh, and a bag of those sweet potato frillers you love. They may not be your wife's, but maybe it might be still good.
Claire: probably something like a necklace-- still deciding. He's spending a lot of time trying to figure out the right gift. He'll hand whatever the gift may be over some fancy dinner. So...I guess a SURPRISE~ I smell awkwardness coming up.
Flora: A new dress in the beige colour with a jacket to keep you warm for the cold winter.
Future Luke: A pocket watch with a chain. Layton knows that Future Luke has gone home, but he will be holding onto this to give it to him whenever he returns.
Janice: A dress as well in the purple colour and that white purse in the picture~

Luke: Leather bound notebook that comes with a fountain pen and a small Teddiursa plushie. A true gentleman always keeps his notes in neat order~ On the other side of the inside cover is neatly written: "Merry Christmas, Luke. ~ Professor Layton"
Phoenix: A new suit with this tie. Oh, and a fountain pen for you too~

Puzzlette: A tea set with a nice puzzle book and a small bag of basic tea ingredients to go along with it~

Remi: A camera. Much more high tech than what she's used to but hey, she can figure it out. Layton just bought whatever the person behind the counter suggested. HOW DOES I NEW TECHNOLOGY

Apollo: Yes, you get one cause the little Growlithe that Layton has is from both you and Miles~ So, a fire stone along with a new suit-like outfit and the WINE tie!
Asuka: A book on teaching, a blue warm scarf and if she ever needs it, a letter of recommendation to the Johto school here or there. He will seriously back you up so much with this whole teaching career.
Beat: Oh Beat, Layton tried to be cool and get you gangster clothes...he failed...so he just remembered when you wanted bling as a prize for picarats, so he got you this, the silver one...HOW DOES I GANGSTER
Chrome: An extra small lunchbag filled with all kinds of food cause he remembers when she fainted from hunger. Plus a purple scarf and gloves that should be have been delivered on her birthday but not really cause hahaha-- what is my tagging skills?
Cooper: A set of three Hyper Potions, three Revives, and three Great Balls. He remembers when you exchanged your picarats for some supplies!
France: A fire stone, a box of that expensive chocolate from the Goldenrod Department store, and a red scarf~
Heather: ~~A Disney Princess themed dress~~ A warm jacket and mittens of your colour choice. Miss Mason, please stop getting yourself hurt...and is this a gift certificate? Yes, you also get a gift certificate...at a store filled with dresses...have fun!
Kaito: A book of riddles, a deck of cards, and a tie in a nice white top hat~
Machi: Three piano books with songs he can play all day! The Professor didn't know which book to buy so he bought them all...
Mary: Another tea set! God, he's gonna give these tea sets around like crazy. There's also a bag with some basic tea ingredients!
Merlin: A few books on Pokemon history and a small fruit basket.
Miles: Hello there, son-equivalent. Here, a leather bound notebook and a fountain pen set like Luke's, and instead of a Teddiursa plushie, you get a small box of chocolate. On the other side of the inside cover is neatly written: "Merry Christmas, Miles. ~ Professor Layton"
Minnie: A tea set and bag of basic tea ingredients again. Are you surprised?
Naoto: A good book on puzzles and a blue scarf to keep her warm.
Netherlands: A beige scarf along with some lemon biscuits and ingredients for Green tea~ He remembers what you have eaten and drank the first time they sat together for some tea.
Otacon: One of non-digital watches and this electronic organizer that the lady behind the counter told him to buy....technology, what is it?
Savyna: A puzzle book and a small basket of fruit~
Shelly: Hey, what do you know, a tea set. Oh, and a bag of basic tea ingredients. God, how many has he given out now?
Sonic: This blue scarf and a gift card of P2000 of whatever food you want to eat! CHILLY DOGS

SETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:

Yeah, he's feeling a lot better and not gonna be moping for Christmas. He's still gotta tell the IT about his whole meeting-his-shadow-thing but when, who knows. He has also cooked up some homemade food for his team, like when he invited them to share lunch with him in the past....except Teddie cause he's not at school...what a loser...So yeah, one Christmas themed bento to you guys. He slaved his little fingers on these for hours. Don't look in the garbage can though. He screwed up on these a bunch of times.

Chie: Some new shoes to kick Yosuke in the nads and a P5000 gift card to some steak house or something. God, that can buy you a lot of steak and why do I keep speaking "steak" wrong? gdi me
Kanji: A small basket filled with different colour balls of yarn with a small handkerchief and black jacket. Oh, and a talk and punch to Yosuke if he gets on your back. Gotta keep a bro in line.
Nanako: He knows she's gone, but he doesn't feel right without getting her something. If she ever comes back, she's getting one gift and bear hug to her face. So, a Vulpix plushie, a warm scarf and one other thing of her choice. Heck, it can be a goddamn house and big bro will try to get you that. Hello people living in this house, meet Seiryu who has evolved into a Gyarados. Helllooooooo~
Naoto: A blue jacket and a few mystery detective novels~ Oh, and this watch!
Teddie: ~~A book called~~ ~~How to Score: The First Edition~~ A basket of food so you stop stealing Yosuke's then he'll stop whining to me and a Santa hat for the heck of it. "HELLO LADIES WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT ON SANTA!TEDDIE'S LAP AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT?"
Rise: A warm jacket, some mittens whatever colour you like, and an Eevee plushie. Keep warm, little pop star~
Yosuke: New headphones and a red scarf like Jiraya's...and an extra bento cause you don't stop complaining about food, God. Why can't we talk about normal things asides from Teddie stealing your food.

Setsuna: This jacket in blue and a small box of homemade cupcakes that will be delivered by Izanagi the Skarmory. Cupcakes are so much easier to make than bentos...

Everyone else gets a small box of homecooked food as well delivered by one (1) flying Skarmory~

MOCHIZUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII:

Christmas, what is that? Going out with girls on dates! Well, that what he knows but from what he has heard around, you also give gifts to others! Alright then, let's give gifts! And dang, that Nurse Joy. HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE~

Aigis: A butterfly hair clip and maybe some dinner, Aigis-san? My treat~
Minako: This golden ring! Oh wow, doesn't this seem familiar for some reason and a gift for someone he has just met? Well, he figures, why not? I mean, it seems as if they were somewhat close back in her world and she's nice...and a girl...and his bro as a girl...yeah...So, about that dinner--
Minato: If he remembers correctly, Minato likes food...so, a large basket of food. That will last you at least two days, you black hole.
Mitsuru: ~~Kool-Aid~~ I mean, a necklace and a night out to dinner~
Junpei: Hey bro, even if you don't remember me, still got you something! How about a dart board and a baseball glove to go with that bat and ball you got from Minato? Sorry, he can't find any video games around here.
Yukari: A necklace! Oh, and an offer to dinner, of course~

And for those he has meets or knows vaguely, a small bag of cookies and other treats! Sorry bros, he got no bird Pokemon to make them travel around. :( And oh God, he's completely broke now. Why is this jewelery so expensive? He better score someone during Christmas for this....and someone's room to crash at. They kicked him out of the inn for not being able to pay sob.

KUZUNOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:

Oh God, this guy has no friends. HI HOW DOES I SOCIAL. But hey, hello, he is 1920 boy and grew up in a very traditional Shinto area. What ez thez Chriztmaz? But since he see people going around with gift buying and everything, he kinda caught on what the basic of Christmas is, so for his travelmates Shinn, Trucy, and Fuu, he just got you guys a cake. Well...at least he thinks that how Christmas is. Yeah, someone explain the concept of Christmas to him...

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN:

Oh God, this guy also has no friends. HI WHAT ARE MY TAGGING SKILLS?

For Tatsuya...Sorry, that Officer Jenny seems very intent on to not giving up her motorcycle. Uh...you can have this red jacket and a scarf instead. Along that comes with a pink rose that means trust, confidence, and happiness. Nothing else, bro. Totally not homo.

For Eikichi, extra hairgel and hairdye for the road with your own blue jacket. Hey hey, fashion later, keeping warm first. Also, a single Zinnia flower that means loyalty.

He was thinking about getting both Tatsuya and Eikchi a cake but...he's not too sure about with Tatsuya's brother being that one dude who keeps baking those darn cakes and Eikichi being on that diet or something...you guys, where Maya-nii when we need her to cheer us up.

Oh God, I know I'm missing people from these. Gimme me a heads-up and I'll add you~ As long as my dudes have some little friendship, they'll probably get you something, especially Layton. Apologizes for gifts being pretty boring. I'm the worst gift-giver ever.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I do know, but it's for your own sake, dear. NOW GET BACK ON THE STRETCHER

here's me
here's me twenty feet tall
squishing you with my feet and puzzles

justadmitthatyousuckatplaying

Yes, you do have a point but I believe in you. I'm sure you'll do fine, now start running! Those Rapidashes look quite angry right now...

Only end beautifully. Of course, they're just BROS. Bros can share beds without making it gay...as long as they don't entwine legs or something in bed...I do hope that Phoenix isn't the type to move in his sleep or something

...it probably does...you have some very strange people in your life...

CAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY SMARTER. GIRLS LOVE SMART PEOPLE.
...whoa, dude...I think you found a connection. DUDE YOU TOTALLY FOUND A HUGE CONNECTION. THIS IS LIKE EINSTEIN LEVEL DUUUDE

WHATEVER ALL I KNOW IT'S ENDS IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~~OH GOD SERIOUSLY Y! Y Y QUICK, TO A MUSEBOX WE GO TO DO THIS~~

DEAR
WHAT DEAR
I THOUGHT WE WERE CHASING RAPIDASHES, NOT DEER?
/beat

Professor you seem to be forgetting
I AM A WHOLE HEAD TALLER THAN YOU
CANON
I can hold my arm out and stop you and you won't even be able to hit me
neener neener neener

ifihadthemoneyforlessonsiwouldgetsomeokayjesus

--I don't think they like the look of my tie, Professor! Man, I'd hate to be Edgeworth right about now...

_{ADULT BACHELOR BROS THAT IS can totally share beds without being gay! Of course! And Phoenix...well, so far he's only been sleeping by himself, so I can't exactly give you an answer on that...8|a}

That would also explain why I am constantly surrounded by HOMICIDAL MANIACS.

Dude. I can pull conspiacies out of my ass while under about ten shittons of pressure. Shut up. >8T
I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THE THIRD GAME CONNECTION BEFORE I WENT TO GAMEFAQS AND THEY WERE ALL
WHOA GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
AND THEN I WAS ALL "AAAAHHHHHHOMGWTFBBQ" it was glorious

THERE IS A VERY CRITIAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO MAI BOI ~~u-um I would totally follow you to one...if I knew what one was!! ///~~

...SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT HOW YOU PASSED THE BAR EXAM...

al;sk Mr. Wright, but it seems as if you have forgotten that I have an assistant that knows martial arts
I am not afraid to call her to my aid

godyouaresopoormaybeyoushouldstopbeingawussandtakethemoneyfromyourcilents

I'm afraid I think they don't like it either! Run, Mr. Wright! Run! I think the Rapidashes will love Mr. Edgeworth's cravat. They make good fires.

...Well, it WON'T BE GAY if they do entwine legs. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT ADULT BACHELOR BROS DO, RIGHT?

Maybe you should see a surgeon to get that magnet removed.

Ohhhhhhh, that will really impress the girls. You can only be smart when your client is about to be guilty. Yeaaaaaah, real impressive.
AAAAAAAAAAAA YOU NEED TO TELL ME MORE OF THIS
THIS IS MINDBLOWING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

OFF MY BACK, PROFESSA. I GOT THEM PARTIALLY RIGHT ~~haha, no worries! Museboxes is a little comm to organize your muselists, apps, all that! But you can also have rping in there for practice, fun, or whatever!~~

~~CHEATING~~ BUT PUNNY IS MY MIDDLE NAME, PROFESSAH!!

OH YEAH?
...OH YEAH??

...dammit why are all of my assistants little girls

itsnotlikeihavemuchchoicetheyjustsortofwalkaway

I-I am running! They're catching up!

_{OBVIOUSLY. I have also just realized that they need to get on to first name basis because it will be adorable. I mean what.

I-I'm not too good with needles, Professor...:,(

Hey, selective intelligence is better than none at all! >:T
WELL ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH HAVE UNDERAGE ASSISTANTS WHOM THEY CARE FOR AS IF THEY WERE THEIR FAMILY, AND IN ONE CASE PRACTICALLY ADOPTING ONE OF THEM BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS ARE DEAD/IN JAIL? AND THE FACT THAT THE FANDOM OFTEN SHOVES THEM INTO ROMANTIC SITUATIONS WITH ONE OF SAID APPRENTICES? OR THE FACT THAT BOTH PROTAGONISTS HAVE RIVALS THAT THEY ARE ALSO OFTEN SLASHED WITH? OOOOOR THE FACT THAT BOTH PROTAGONISTS HAVE PEOPLE THAT COPY THEM USING PAPER-THIN DISGUISES? OR THE FACT THAT BOTH LOVE ITNERESTS PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE AT SOME POINT IN TIME?

PARTIALLY DOES NOT GET YOU YOUR PICARATS GOOD SIR Ooh, okay! Then I say we adjorn to your musebox, then, since I do not possess one! :D}

~~GET OUT~~ ...GET OUT

YEAH, I HAVE A WHISTLE
I WILL USE IT

...that's a very good question...are you not telling me something?

thenyouhavetopullthembackdontjuststandthereyouwuss

Run faster! I'm sorry, but it looks like I misplaced my Pokeballs so just go on for a little longer while I find them!

~~Oh man, that would be so adorable. Maybe being roommates will finally get them on first name basis.~~

:( Just bite on your tongue while they do it then. It'll be over quickly.

You have a point, but I still win. I ALWAYS HAVE INTELLIGENCE~
ASL;DKJSF I TOTALLY WENT "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" WHILE I READ ALL THIS. OH GOD, SO MANY SIMILARITIES. MY MIND IS COMPLETELY BLOWN, JUST COMPLETELY. OH MY GOD, I AM PULLING OUT MY PHOENIX WRIGHT AND PROFESSOR LAYTON GAMES RIGHT NOW AND REPLAYING THEM. OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. EVERYTHING IS AMAZING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHATEVER GO AWAY OLD MAN Alrighty then! Mine was collecting dust anyway, so here you are~ Just join and you can post around~ AAAAAAAND I'm heading off to bed so fffff-- if you don't mind, would you like to start the thread? orz BUT I CAN START IT TOMORROW MORNING IF YOU DON'T MIND IDK BUT ANYWAY G'NIGHT~

WHAT WAS THAT? IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?

IS IT A RAPE WHISTLE BECAUSE THEN IT WILL BE APROPRIATE

...they cannot resist the power of my masculine cologne
after all, I Am On A Horse.

butwhatifihurtthemorsomethingandthentheysaybadtyingsaboutme

GDI, PROFESSOR, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE LOSING YOUR BALLS!!

~~_{Wouldn't it be just? *u* Come to think of it, the Fessah needs more friends his age, too...THEY WILL BE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER, THIS IS FACT.}~~ B-but what if they stab a vein incorrectly and then I BLEED TO DEATH

well...well you're just--!! YOU'RE JUST A PTETENTIOUS BRIT. THERE I SAID IT.

TEEHEE. I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS MAN I MEAN...both protagonists were/are good friends with their primary assistant's parents/guardians, both assistant's parents are/are presumed to be MIA until the third game...do you want me to make you a Powerpoint on this because I will

...WAIT SINCE WHEN WAS I THE PROFESSOR
WHAAAAA
A-aaah, okay! I went and joined, b-but I am way too unsure of how to do this to start the thead myself, S-SO IF YOU COULD DO IT TOMORROW MORNING THAT WOULD BE GREAT?? Sorry, man, but EITHER WAY I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW THEN. g'night m'dear ♥♥

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. GO SEE A DOCTOR

WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING RAPED BY A KUNG-FU ASSISTANT, SURE

..on a horse backwards...god, you fail for life

thenyousaybadthingsrightbacktothemduuuuuuuh

I CAN'T FIND MY BALLS. I'M REACHING INTO MY BAG BUT I CAN'T FEEL THEM OR ANYTHING

~~OF COURSE. Well, the Professah is about nine years older BUT HEY, WHATEVER. THIS WILL BE GOOD~ QUICK, MOVE IN ALREADY~~

Then that's why you get a good doctor. GOSH DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING FOR YOU?

/GASP!! ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT. YOU, ME, BACK ALLEY IN FIVE MINUTES. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW WE BRITISH GENTLEMEN KICK HINDS

la;skdfjasd YES MAKE ME A POWERPOINT AND MY MIND WILL EXPLODE WITH EVERY TIME.

SINCE NOW SO OFF MY BACK.
Haha, no worries! Here you go! Sorry it's late and not you expected. fffff-- just gimme a heads-up and I'll change it around~ AND I UPLOADED THAT ICON JUST FOR YOU AND NOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS GIVING ME STRANGE LOOKS. THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU, GOD

ooc; HELLO LITTLE BOY, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT~

/STILL MINUSES

S-SADFACE!

EVIL LAUGHTER FOREVER

BUT I LEARNED MY KEYWORDS FROM YOU PROFESSAH ;~;

IT'S ALRIGHT. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THE APPRENTICE AND PROFESSOR SPLIT APART

B-BUT WHATEVER SHALL I DO? WHEREVER SHALL I GO??

TO THE LAND BEFORE TIME. THERE YOU WILL FIND THE ANSWER