tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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I'm in the Goldenrod Inn. [Tilts head] How much did you want for payment?

[Seems Don Paolo's left his pokegear in reach of his ditto. So! Souji's Ditto, Don Paolo's Ditto is staring at all of the eggs with its little beady eyes, then turning into this girl and giving you TWO THUMBS UP.]

Take care until then, Estelle-san.

[And he turns off the feed. Oh, don't forget to reply to this for the trade to be approved!]

[Oh, patty-cake! The Ditto is going to try and play, but it doesn't know how...TEACH IT THE WAYS OF PATTY-CAKING.]

To be honest, I just found it in my box all of a sudden at the Pokemon Center. I know you can catch one near Goldenrod, but I didn't do anything like that.

[and noticing the transformation, Don Paolo looks over and sees what's going on.]

Gah!

[he comes over and swipes the gear, glaring over his shoulder at the creature.]

Knock it off, you little twit!

[Ditto Flora giggles, which forces it back into pink blob form. Paolo gives a long-suffering sigh.]

What are you so interested in, anyway?

I don't need that much. Just something like P100 is good with me.

[That won't buy him 20 oz of bottled water, but he can still get an antidote or two Old rods!]

[looks at the screen; EGGS, EGGS EVERYWHERE. And a ditto. ffff-]

GEEZ, kid. You really let it get out of control!

Yeah, you can say that. Hopefully something like this won't happen unless I want it to. [He has a feeling he's going to become a breeder really soon...]

And yeah, a Charmander. It's pretty good for Winter and battles. I'll send it over to you along with the Magikarp egg-- [Small hesitation. Your name please?]

[Sorry, I can't touch the family fortune until I'm 20.]

I... Actually I have no interest in leaving. But I don't like the idea of this world keeping others captive.

[Johto's economy is so broken.]

It's a deal, then! Where can I find you?

[Helloooooooooo, nurse! The Ditto transformed into this guy cause it's the only person he sees right now. He gives the thumbs up right back.]

Awesome -- thanks, little dude. [To the Charmeleon, of course.]

... That's ---

That's so cool. How'd you get it to train so hard?

[But hey, what's with the camera? WHY IS IT FLYING EVERYWHERE-- oh, here's the kid again on the screen but the actual one.]

Yeah...I know...I didn't think something like this would happen when I left it alone to let it know the rest of my team.

I didn't have any pets, but I did take care of a few stray cats around my uncle's house. [well....I CAN NOW!

it's harder than it looks. i can't get these darn cans to open. i think the depressed on is just reading his magical witch detectives books. wow, that's so pretty! have you seen the size of this one though?]

--Gaga [he says, with a cordial bow before accepting the invitation inside] Head steward of His Majesty's palace for over one thousand years.

....and these are Princess [brief gesture at the Glameow he's still holding between his hands] and Eevee.

Veeee! [the little brown vulpine squeals in delight, romping into the room and...seeming content to chase it's own tail in circles in the middle of the floor. As she's set down, Princess is more cautious, taking the time, seemingly, to sniff curiously at every egg. ...either way, they're behaving.]

[Tell me about it. Let's go sue the Pokemarkets for this.]

I'm in Violet City's Inn. How about you?

[Don Paolo's been training Ditto to do that. With a number of people, but ~~I don't have any Layton icons on this account~~

anyway, his Ditto is content to stay as a blob now that it's conveyed its message. ISN'T PARENTHOOD BEAUTIFUL]

Hmph, well, it's not just you. I'm starting to think the entire species are perverts.

[and then Ditto was like Σ(･_･)]

I guess it'd be like the effort used to take care of those multiplied by like fifty. [do you even have a stapler?

use a can opener. the books with dark magician girl solving crimes? oh that's splendid but have you seen this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695136) one with the rocket boosters?]

[NO PRICE CAN BE PUT ON AWESOME.

She looks a little disappointed that Souji doesn't know Gavin's original trainer. Sure, she's a bit fond of the Jumpluff already, but she's pretty sure the poor guy misses Machi.]

Dunno. Maybe... But I don't believe somepony'd just abandon their Pokemon like that! I'd never do something like that to my team.

[Aaaand Gavin gets sick of hearing Dash talk about his old trainer and hops from Souji's head and into his room.
Oh! Eggs! HE MUST SIT ON ALL OF THEM.]

[Well, then you'll just have to steal a bit from it.]

[He nods and doesn't ask any questions. He shouldn't pry.] For those who want to go home, that's probably their best choice then.

Mainly from sending it out into battle then switching it out. Apparently, it still gets the experience from battle even if it was only out for a minute.

[Yeah, Souji doesn't know how that works either.]

It takes a while, but it pays off later.

{Terrible things, those peeping-gyrados.

She shakes it.}

Likewise, Souji-san. Here, the book. {She hands it over}

Hm? Maybe.

Yes, please!

[And she'll take a look behind him and go like 'woah', lots of eggs.]

Pretty sweet -- I'll have to remember that trick. It'd probably help low level Pokemon pretty well, huh?

Hm.

[yeah Soul, let's just chill in the entrance while holding eggs. :|a]

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