tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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[But hey, what's with the camera? WHY IS IT FLYING EVERYWHERE-- oh, here's the kid again on the screen but the actual one.]

Yeah...I know...I didn't think something like this would happen when I left it alone to let it know the rest of my team.

[Don Paolo's been training Ditto to do that. With a number of people, but ~~I don't have any Layton icons on this account~~

anyway, his Ditto is content to stay as a blob now that it's conveyed its message. ISN'T PARENTHOOD BEAUTIFUL]

Hmph, well, it's not just you. I'm starting to think the entire species are perverts.

[and then Ditto was like Σ(･_･)]

After seeing this stunt, I won't be really surprised.

[and then Ditto followed with a 凸(ಥ益ಥ✖ ) ]

I guess you have one as well?

That's right. It was my starter.

[and he notices that flipping off motion. Twitch.]

- Hey! You back there, I can see what you're doing!

[Suddenly his own ditto is clinging to his leg and giving him sad, sad eyes. Which takes Don Paolo by surprise, and he falls on his face. Good thing they're in the fancypants rocket hideout with plush carpeting.]

[See, Souji was going to reply to the starter thing then what Don Paolo was yelling about, but things are moving too quickly for this leader...]

...Are you alright? That looked like one heck of a fall...

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