tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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I would be interested in taking a Charmander egg off your hands. I can pay you for it, or if you don't mind a bit of a wait — [ Here the camera drops to his feet, where there is, curled up, a darling little Skitty. She doesn't seem to notice. ] — I have plans to breed Lucy, here, in the near future.

...these things lay eggs?

A Skarmory, you say? You just might have found a new home for that one!

--That assuming you'll accept money in exchange.

[Chokes] That's...a lot of eggs you've got there.

That is too many eggs!

_{[Uh, wow.]}

Are these Ditto creatures able to mate with every other species?

_{[He hasn't seen a Ditto before, nope.]}

[Have a slightly horrified-looking Lion.]

D-do you know if that is normal behavior for a Ditto...?

I would gladly get a Jynx off your hands.

Ah. That's a lot of eggs. Well. If you're just finding them homes. Think I could get Charmander, Magikarp and a Skarmory? I'd want two of them for myself, but I'd get one for my boss. I don't have money, but I'm almost in Violet city. I can lend you these guys-

[He lets the camera pan over to an Abra sleeping against a Ninetails in the tent.]

-so that you could put them with your Ditto and get eggs for them in return.

Woah. That thing's like some sort of super breeder.

[He makes a mental note of keeping his pokémon far, far away from anything even remotely blob-shaped. He also doesn't seem to notice his newly acquired Psyduck trying to woo his Lapras with a beakful of dead flowers behind his back.]

Who'd give you something like that?

Niiiice.

Which one's the one in the window? Wouldn't mind having one of those.

[...Is that cat? It's pink and doesn't really look like one, but his cat senses are going off. It's...pretty adorable looking.]

I don't mind a bit of a wait. Probably better later since I have too many eggs with me right now anyway.

Yeah...I heard all of them lay eggs, even the ones that look like mammals.

Yeah, I'm fine with anything. I just want to find these eggs a place to go.

You don't have to offer much for them. [Seriously, you can give like P100 and that's it.]

Tell me about it... [Facepalming.] I didn't know that they could do this much in an hour.

[He nods.]

I think I lost count after fifteen eggs...

[a sigh]

Christ, nothing makes sense in this world.

I think so. From what I've seen so far, it can transform into different Pokemon, so it probably can.

[And he turns the camera towards the Ditto who turns into a Charmander on the spot. Neat, huh?]

I have no idea...I just got the Ditto a few hours ago and it's my first time seeing its species as well...

Sure, that'll be great. [Oh, thank God. Out of all the Pokemon eggs he wanted to find homes for the most was Jynx's. He wasn't sure how to handle another flirtatious Pokemon.] Where are you located?

You certainly do have your hands full. If you need help looking after them while you try to find homes, I'd be glad to assist. I have a Teddiursa who fancies herself quite the excellent mother.

Which room are you in? I can come pick the egg up now, if you'd like.

Yeah, you can take them. It won't do me much good for me to keep them.

[Ohhh, those two looks pretty neat looking!]

Haven't seen those before. What kind of those?

[...What is that Psyduck doing Souji doesn't even know--]

Not sure. I just found it in my box one day out of nowhere.

[Fran makes an almost thoughtful look, as much as he can through his usual deadpan.]

Ah... Charmander's pretty cool though, maybe two if you have a spare. Oh. These guys?

[He points towards the dozing small one first.]

That little guy is the psychic Pokémon Abra, you could probably get some money off those eggs cause they're hard to catch due to teleporting away when they read someone's mind who wants to catch them. I got lucky, he was my starter.

[And the camera moves to the Ninetails who now has one red eye peeked open to stare at her trainer.]

And she's a Ninetails, a fire Pokémon evolved from a Vulpix using a firestone. Really smart, like the Japanese legends involving foxes.

It's a Gyarados, but to make the lower form evolve into that takes a lot work.

[Trust him on that one. He has like a fear of Magikarps now or something.]

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