tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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Yeah, you can take them. It won't do me much good for me to keep them.

[Ohhh, those two looks pretty neat looking!]

Haven't seen those before. What kind of those?

[Fran makes an almost thoughtful look, as much as he can through his usual deadpan.]

Ah... Charmander's pretty cool though, maybe two if you have a spare. Oh. These guys?

[He points towards the dozing small one first.]

That little guy is the psychic Pokémon Abra, you could probably get some money off those eggs cause they're hard to catch due to teleporting away when they read someone's mind who wants to catch them. I got lucky, he was my starter.

[And the camera moves to the Ninetails who now has one red eye peeked open to stare at her trainer.]

And she's a Ninetails, a fire Pokémon evolved from a Vulpix using a firestone. Really smart, like the Japanese legends involving foxes.

I got lots of these eggs to spare, so it'll be great if you took two. So, two Charmanders, one Skarmory, and one Magikarp?

[He looks impressed at the Pokemon, a bit more interested in the Ninetales since he's a bit of a mythology person.]

Both of them sound pretty interesting. Actually, if you don't mind, maybe I could get eggs for those?

Awesome.

[Because as much as he wants Xanxus to get his own fire Pokémon so he doesn't have to share his Ninetails as a heater, he really does like Charmanders.]

Yeah, that's fine too. I'll be in Violet City in a couple days, so we can take care of it then. Ah. My name's Fran by the way. And those are Amber and Fina Maria.

[He points to the Abra and Ninetails respectively with their names. No, he does not care he gave a boy Abra a girl's name.]

Nice to meet you, Fran-san. I'm Souji Seta. [He nods his head from his side of the gear as a greeting. Sorry, no handshakes over camera.]

Give me a call once you arrive. I'll set your eggs to the side.

[He gives a nod, ignoring the slightly suspicious look he's getting from his Ninetails over the whole breeding thing.]

Okay Souji-san. I'll let you know then.

Thanks. I'll see you until then, Fran-san.

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