souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
tarotcards) wrote2011-04-03 01:09 am
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DREAM 010 [VIDEO]
[Today on the network, there is a very confusing entry that has been posted for everyone to see. Well, not that confusing but certainly something that someone normally will not record and yes, this is rated G.
First of all, this angle of the camera is rather quite low, almost like a Pokemon holding it which is correct! Welcome to the Buneary TV, live with a footage of its trainer's room! Whose room might this be? None other than Souji Seta, of course!
Ah, the joys of fiddling around with a trainer's Pokegear. Things can get quite boring when stuck inside all day due to the rain. So, let's see what's recording!
The camera turns onto Souji just sitting in a chair and facing the dresser's mirror with one of the most raggedy shirt you can ever find. Not as in it is filled with holes but you can tell that it's pretty worn out. It's stretched, the once dark grey colour is now just a faded light grey, and there's a thread or two loose sticking out from his sleeves or his collar. It's definitely not a shirt to keep around, so perfect for today's wonderful experiment!
Now, what is that experiment exactly?
Well, the camera turns and right behind him is the one and only
usedgrowl ! That one purple haired girl that Souji has seem to be hanging out with now and then. Now, what is she doing here in Souji's room? Well, in one hand is a bottle of black hair dye and the other which is spreading said dye all over this leader's beautiful grey hair.
Needless to say, Souji doesn't seem too excited about this...]
Remind me why we're not going to the salon for this?
I told you, that place is way too expensive!
[Kagami's too Asian to actually pay those hair salons just for some hair dye. Do-it-yourself hair dye is about P1000 while getting it actually done by a professional is five times that price. Heck no, who on Earth will be willing to pay that much?
She just continues spreading the hair dye all over his scalp, slowly turning his hair into a common black colour. She doesn't seem to be minding this whole dyeing process as much.]
Isn't it best to leave it to the people who know how to do this?
I know what I'm doing! I read the instructions!
[Said instructions are crumpled and lying somewhere over on Souji's bed....
Souji just sighs and doesn't say anything much after. He just sits and stares at himself in the reflection while Kagami continues putting on the dye without a care in the world....until a few minutes later.]
Wait...are we suppose to keep this stuff off your skin?
[She suddenly stops applying the hair dye and spreading it around. The two of them freezes and an awkward silence takes over them. The only sound that can be heard is the breathing of the Buneary recording all of this right now.]
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...I can feel the dye dripping down the back of my neck.
[Cue lots of flailing around now from both Kagami's and Souji's side. Mainly her trying to wipe it all off a towel and him telling her to slow down so he doesn't get any carpet burns. The camera moves up and down as the Buneary jumps around in excitement over this.]
Buneary! Buneary!!
[Kagami's and Souji's heads do a whiplash towards the camera with huge surprised looks.]
H-Hey, turn that off!
[A few seconds later, the Pokegear is in Kagami's hands and the video feed turns off.]
(( OOC: Kagami has been written into this join post with the permission of her mun, Maru! Kagami will also be tagging others in this post for double CR chances! \o\ The hair dye is also semi-permanent so it should only last for about two weeks! ))
First of all, this angle of the camera is rather quite low, almost like a Pokemon holding it which is correct! Welcome to the Buneary TV, live with a footage of its trainer's room! Whose room might this be? None other than Souji Seta, of course!
Ah, the joys of fiddling around with a trainer's Pokegear. Things can get quite boring when stuck inside all day due to the rain. So, let's see what's recording!
The camera turns onto Souji just sitting in a chair and facing the dresser's mirror with one of the most raggedy shirt you can ever find. Not as in it is filled with holes but you can tell that it's pretty worn out. It's stretched, the once dark grey colour is now just a faded light grey, and there's a thread or two loose sticking out from his sleeves or his collar. It's definitely not a shirt to keep around, so perfect for today's wonderful experiment!
Now, what is that experiment exactly?
Well, the camera turns and right behind him is the one and only
Needless to say, Souji doesn't seem too excited about this...]
Remind me why we're not going to the salon for this?
I told you, that place is way too expensive!
[Kagami's too Asian to actually pay those hair salons just for some hair dye. Do-it-yourself hair dye is about P1000 while getting it actually done by a professional is five times that price. Heck no, who on Earth will be willing to pay that much?
She just continues spreading the hair dye all over his scalp, slowly turning his hair into a common black colour. She doesn't seem to be minding this whole dyeing process as much.]
Isn't it best to leave it to the people who know how to do this?
I know what I'm doing! I read the instructions!
[Said instructions are crumpled and lying somewhere over on Souji's bed....
Souji just sighs and doesn't say anything much after. He just sits and stares at himself in the reflection while Kagami continues putting on the dye without a care in the world....until a few minutes later.]
Wait...are we suppose to keep this stuff off your skin?
[She suddenly stops applying the hair dye and spreading it around. The two of them freezes and an awkward silence takes over them. The only sound that can be heard is the breathing of the Buneary recording all of this right now.]
...
...
...I can feel the dye dripping down the back of my neck.
[Cue lots of flailing around now from both Kagami's and Souji's side. Mainly her trying to wipe it all off a towel and him telling her to slow down so he doesn't get any carpet burns. The camera moves up and down as the Buneary jumps around in excitement over this.]
Buneary! Buneary!!
[Kagami's and Souji's heads do a whiplash towards the camera with huge surprised looks.]
H-Hey, turn that off!
[A few seconds later, the Pokegear is in Kagami's hands and the video feed turns off.]
(( OOC: Kagami has been written into this join post with the permission of her mun, Maru! Kagami will also be tagging others in this post for double CR chances! \o\ The hair dye is also semi-permanent so it should only last for about two weeks! ))

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It's not permanent so it'll come out in about two weeks. Taking that you don't like it. [do you miss Souji's silky grey hair that you can bury your face in, yosuke?]
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Suppose so.
You seem more panicked about this than me, the person that actually got their hair dyed.
video; 1/2
video; 2/3 I LIED
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Is this what happens when I'm not around to give you a good fight and knock some sense back into you or something?
video; LIARS GO TO HELL, ALY ):
Trying something new like that is good now and then. [He doesn't want to be all stiff about it] And I don't know, maybe you should get over her quicker to knock some sense in to find out.
video; PRETTY SURE I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS THREAD ANYWAY.
[And sighing.] You really are calm about everything, aren't you? [Which kind of makes him chuckle.] That's our Leader, for sure.
[Another pause.] Oh come on! You know we're working on it!
video; CAN WE POSSIBLY MAKE IT ANY GAYER?
[A chuckle] I know. I don't think this kind of weather is the best to travel in anyway.
video; I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S HUMANLY POSSIBLE, TBH.
[Teeny, dejected sigh.] No kidding. I really don't-- [Interrupted by a small cough.] --feel like waiting. Who the hell knows when it's gonna get better?
video; NOT EVEN WITH A DUMPSTER POST-DATE?
[and he catches onto that cough] Getting sick? [CONCERN FACE GOOOO]
video; OKAY, YEAH PROBABLY.
[But getting all worked up over Souji's hair did not help. He coughs again. His throat's all sore 8(] Guess two days of being outside in the rain with no umbrella must've brought it on.
video; QUICK YOSUKE FIND A DUMPSTER RIGHT NOW
video; THEY FIND HIM NATURALLY, DON'T WORRY.
video; LIKE GROW LEGS THEN CHASE AFTER HIM?
Where are you staying right now, the Cherrygrove Hotel? [asking because he is totally going to send over some medicine and stuff over via Skarmory mail. HOPE YOU LIKE A BIG BAG OF SUPPLIES LIKE HE DID FOR NANAKO]
video; BASICALLY.TERRIFYING.
Uh... yeah? I guess that's the place - Kanji's the one who brought me here. I wasn't looking at the name of it or anything though. [He coughs again. His voice is getting raspy. Hallllp partner.]
video; HIS WORST NIGHTMARE it's like the dude that lived in a garbage can in seseme street
video; LMAO OH DEAR GOD. does this make souji and yosuke bert and ernie?
video; OH GOD yesssssssssss the best duo ever
video; Souji is Ernie and Yosuke is Bert.
video; but the only difference is that Bert is 100% gay for Ernie and not 75%
video; bdmnhgdh sob
video; you know you'll watch it with me all the time
video; I totally will
video; we can write and produce the show. our gay all across the country
video; this is exactly what the world needs.
video; it will cure everything in the world
video; this is true.
video; quick! to abc/bbc/cbc!!
video; /RUNS