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[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]

[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

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[ and ditched you at home alone to go drinking with him ]

[ A nod. ] I hope I've gone back to visit you in the future.

[ A small smile. ]

For me, they're Personas, not demons. [ Should he should you a demonstration? ]

[ A small chuckle. ]

I think we have a bit of a mutual feeling then. [ Though his love not like sibling love. ]

Personas? What are those?

[She tilts her head to the side.]

Are they a special kind of demon?

[Jiraiya scoffs.]

Well, looks like it's time to form a Yosuke Hanamura fanclub. You think we should get the bear?

[ He shakes his head. ]

They're an inner part of me, like another self. Should I show you?

[ A smile. ]

I think he just might ask to turn it from a Yosuke fanclub to a Teddie one.

[Jiraiya pauses.]

He totally would.

[Midori nods enthusiastically.]

That sounds so cool! Do you use them to fight evil?

[ A small chuckle. ]

Well, that's Teddie for you.

I guess in a way.

[ And Souji closes his eyes for a few seconds, just shuffling through the many different Personas in his head. He passes by Loki, Mada, Ishatar, all that before he finds the one that he's looking for. ]

[ Suddenly, a Magician's tarot card engulfed in blue flames floats down in front of him. He opens his eyes and gives a small smile, reaching up with one hand and suddenly crushing it. ]

[ A loud sound of shattering glass is heard and a gust of wind encircles him before suddenly, a Jack Frost appears in front of him. It does a spin and a wave. ]

Hee-loo, ho!

The WildKat cafe.

[Say that to Route's Neku and watch him explode in fanboyism I mean what]

Their pancake's pretty good.

[If it does, this Yosuke won't get it.]

Yep. We're partners and have one of those bromances.

[Midori squeals and tightens her grip on her pokemon, who makes a tiny noise of protest.]

Jack Frost! Oh, wow, you can summon him from a card? That's awesome! Can you teach me?

[Jiraiya sighs.]

One of these days, someone needs to explain to me how the kid got stuck with the bear.

You heard me.

[He is now summoning Lucifer. The real Lucifer. The Real Big Real Mean Real Scary Lucifer.]

[AT LEAST IT WAS QUICK.]

I did? Wow, can't say I imagine I'd end up back here... again. So this is the pokémon world right? Are we inside the game?

[she turns her head and gives them an odd look.]

By choice?

Yeah!! I hope they're really awesome if you're really right, Souji onii-chan!

You're a fool to believe he'll really change. We both know he's too ignorant for that.

Though I guess it makes the arcana completely appropriate.

[ The Jack Frost skips around Midori, each step it takes making a squeaking sound from its boots. ]

It's not exactly like that. Only a few have Personas as far as I know.

Why not try asking Yosuke himself?

[Aww, she's sad.]

So it's a special talent? That's too bad...

[She cheers up, watching Jack Frost skip around.]

But that's okay, because at least I get to see my friend! Hey there, little guy!

[ The skids to a halt just feet from Souji, spraying ice shavings everywhere. He then eyes Souji, snorts, and paws the ground in a pretty much completely threatening manner. ]

[Jiraiya scoffs.]

Well, you know where he is? It's not like I can talk to him from inside his head.

. . . Wait, can your personas talk to you?

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FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

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ALL ZOMBIES LOVE CHILDREN CARD GAMES

YOU'RE KILLING FLINT

YUGIOH ABRIDGED SAYS SO

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

EVERYTHING SAID IN IT MUST BE TRUE

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

BECAUSE... I AM... FILLED... WITH... EVIL!!!

BECAUSE LK IS THE CANON GOD

GET OUT OF MY ENTRY

OF COURSE!!

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I HAVE SAID IT, THUS IT MUST BE CANON . . . why can I quote him at will what is my life

NO. I'M NOT DONE CORRUPTING IT.

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man, i can only quote a few lines from the series 8(

IT'S CORRUPTED ENOUGH

FYI as soon as Midori realizes Souji has Eevee eggs she will spend all of her money on one.

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