FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

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[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]



[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

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[imyuandyurme.livejournal.com]

Well, well. Is it that time again already? [POOF STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU LIKE A SMUG BASTARD.]

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[ That completely takes Souji by surprise and he jumps back out of pure instinct, but then realizes that this whole area is covered with ice. He slips and falls sharply to the floor, only not managing to fall upon his back by propping his hands out. He winces as the pain shooting up his tailbone and hands from the rough landing, but it quickly passes. After all, he has more important things to worry about... ]

What are you doing here? [ Not like Souji doesn't know the answer already. ]

[nomycharms.livejournal.com]

[guess what cereal box holding leprechaun is giggling behind an ice stalagmite, souji]

They'll never find me Lucky Charms here!

ih8u maru

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[ OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-- ]

... Your "Lucky Charms"?

[teenysuke.livejournal.com]

[There is a teeny Yosuke kneeling nearby, shivering and looking completely terrified. It's scary in here! How did he get here? It's COLD!]

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[ Looking around and hey, a kid. When did you get here and why do you look like a certain Magician s.link bro? Souji just tries to slide over there as carefully as possible, trying not to slip. ]

Are you alright? [ As in like no injuries or anything, but if you're feeling cold works too. ]

[junesmascot.livejournal.com]

Partner! Do you know what's going on?

[What is that frog thing and why is it coming for you and why does it sound like Yosuke]

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[ ...Souji can't even find words for this so he's just staring... ]

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

[ --

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

goes a hobo sliding across the ice. ]

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[ Is that just... sliding across the ice all calm-like? What is Souji even seeing today? ]

Excuse me. [ YEAH HE'S CALLING OUT TO YOU HOBO GET OVER HERE ]

[playerbowlcut.livejournal.com]

[Thanks a lot, Johto. Going from the warmer weather in the Velvet Mall to the freezing cold in this...where ever is very much appreciated.

Truly.]

Hey! Do you know what's going on?

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[ --That voice sounds familiar. Just turning around and... what the hell, man. Well, play it cool, Seta. The last time you were in this cave, some pretty weird things have happened before too. Speaking calmly after shaking his head: ]

Not really, but probably just a Pokemon's fault.

[ Now, his question. ] Care to explain yourself?

[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{A very small girl goes skidding past you on the ice.}

Aaaah?! H-help me!

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[ Little girl at five o'clock! Intercept, Seta, intercept!! ]

[ Aaaaaaand he grabs hold of her before she can slide past any further. ] Are you alright there?

[steady-darkness.livejournal.com]

[fml.


ice sucks, don't you know? so have a gym leader from far away. trembling. in the cold. with his monkey.]
Um... what's going on here?

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[ ...cool monkey, bro ]

Not a clue. I'm guessing it's a Pokemon's fault.

[pimpmylimo.livejournal.com]

So, it would seem you have been here before? How unusual. I cannot say I have ever encountered this location, but it has been quite some time since I've exited the Velvet Room.

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[ Wh-- when did you-- ]

Margaret? When did you get here?

[nerdsona.livejournal.com]

[And here's Otacon slipping all over the place. Welp, can't have that. Because he's an idiot and will break his neck. So he'd just be fumbling around with what looked like a shoulder holster, trying to reach his Evoker and keep his balance both at once.]

A-Antigone--!

[BANG, and say hi to a pretty girl in black robes with an Agidyne to melt just enough ice to stand on. She disappeared just as quickly, leaving Otacon standing on what seemed like the ONE SOLITARY SPOT without ice.]

...okay, that's one problem s-solved...geez, where am I now...?

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[ WHAT WAS THAT LOUD SOUND WAS THAT A GUNSHOT HOLY SHIT-- and... Persona? ]

Was that just an Agidyne right now?

[loves-balls.livejournal.com]

What... in the world are those?

[And Kou walks in, coat zipped and hands holding a pokéball, which he is polishing idly...]

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[ whoa, another old face but first-- ]

Not too sure actually... [ Souji really wishes that he knows so he can avoid capturing one. ] But more importantly, when did you get here, Kou?

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[WHAT IS THIS COLD WHAT IS THIS ICE /FLIPS THE PROSECUTION DESK

Someone is trying to find a way out of this place, drawing his jacket very close to him...that hair might be familiar. Very, very familiar.]

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[ THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW. PENALTY MR EDGEWORTH!!

and oh... wait, that hair and... This is probably a really long shot, but Johto has always been screwing up with time... ] Miles?

[packofcards.livejournal.com]

Teehee! [Wait.. what was that bizarre noise? Your bidoofs heard it, right, Souji?]

Lalala.. Why don't you play with me? [W-Wha-- Where did that little girl come from?! And why is she wearing an apron? WEIRD.]

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[ Huh? What's that? Turning around and-- ]

--Alice? [ How are you out? He didn't even summon you ]

[gelidly.livejournal.com]

I am...unfamiliar with this place as well.

[ How does she manage to stand in such a dignified manner on ice? The world may never know. ]

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[ Teach Souji your skills, criminal ]

I know this place is called the "Ice Path" though what I don't know is how we got here so suddenly.

[twoenemies.livejournal.com]

S-Souji-kun? Is that you? [Fuuka attempts to trot up.. but unfortunately, she slips. Watch as she slides into your bidoofs, causing them to fly away. Fuuka makes a lovely bowling ball.] E-Eek!

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[ The Bidoofs all go "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and fly everywhere while Souji is watching like this is some kind of slow-motion horror scene. He doesn't know who to feel more sorry for. Those Bidoofs flying everywhere or Fuuka crashing into them. ]

[ Souji tries his best to slide over to Fuuka without slipping or anything. ] Yamagishi-san, are you alright?

[soaringdarkness.livejournal.com]

[Sup Souji, how's it goin'? Weird? That is the correct answer and you win one semi-familiar face sitting on a rock nearby and laughing at your misery. Niiice.]

You've got yourself quite a collection of useless crap, huh?

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[ OH GOD CROW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES WHAT AM I LOOKING AT-- Souji turns and-- ]

Crow? [ The fuck happened to you ]

[outgrewheaven.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, hey, Souji, there might be a somewhat familiar looking girl nearby. ... Except that she looks to be quite a bit older. At least eight years or so. She doesn't quite notice Souji just yet though, considering she's busy trying to make her way on the ice but.. constantly falling down the moment she tries to take a step on it. ]

I just noticed your username. aaaaa, I love it ;u;

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[ Well, Souji doesn't really take notice of that girl as in "OH MY GOD LIL SIS" but rather as in "that girl needs help! Away, Setaman!" ]

[ Souji is just trying to slide on over there and offer an outstretched hand. ] Need some help?

[damnteenagers.livejournal.com]

[Doooooon't mind him as he slides past you and face plants into a wall.

His Oshawott did it with such style and grace :c boo.]

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[ ...Was that just Adachi-- fucking hell. Why does he always meet such people in this place? He's starting to think that the Ice Path is haunted. ]

[ Souji is just... staring and bracing himself if Adachi wants to fight though... Nice stop. Crashing into walls is totally the way to go. ]

[femtags.livejournal.com]

What is going on here, Souji-san?

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[ Oh, a familiar face! This is good. ]

Not too sure. Do you have any idea, Minako-san?

[aaaaaaaaaalways.livejournal.com]

[ Hark! What's that sound?

Sounds like horseshoes on ice, bro.

careening your way. ]

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[ HOLY CRAP THE FUCK IS THAT-- suddenly, souji feels like he wants to make believe in you and live in harmony. ]

[ Souji isn't sure what to say other than trying to move the fuck away but slipping on the ice. OH GOD DON'T KILL HIM ]

[givespresents.livejournal.com]

AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, SOUJI MY BOY.

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[ ...why is Souji meeting all the weirdos in here. God, he's going to be so unsure when he actually travels through this. ]

You're a couple months late.

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

I'm still in Goldenrod myself. Where are you?

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I'm in the Ice Path. I don't know how I got here though.

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[thebelsareinert]

[... Souji?

There is a Jack Frost walking up to you.]

DO I HO-KNOW YOU?

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[ Oh, look, it's one of his favourite Personae! ] Jack Frost?

[ But... ] I didn't call you out though.

[craftingrebel]

[Shadow Kanji glides right on by in a very fabulous way. Unfortunately since he's barefoot and doesn't have anything to grab onto he hits the wall. After getting his footing he turns around and does this little number.]

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[ WHY IS SOUJI GETTING ALL THE WEIRDOS-- He's just staring and... ]

Kanji? [ Why do you look like your Shadow-- oh. ]

[sunnytrombonist.livejournal.com]

Senpai! [adlkhsodgiaf and she totally slips and falls. 8C OOPSIE.]

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[ Oh, music-buddy! COME TO SOUJI-- alsdkfjsd, let Senpai slide over there and offer an outstretched hand. ]

Are you alright, Ayane?