tarotcards | FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]

[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

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[GEEZ KIDS THESE DAYS ARE GETTING TALLER.]

We're in a what?! [This time, he finally slips. YES HE NEEDS HELP.]

[ YOU SHOULD HAVE DRANK YOUR MILK EDGEWORTH ]

[ And f-fffffffff-- Souji grabs onto Miles' arm before he can really hit the ice, but now you have your arm hurting from that... ] Careful there. [ You may try to ask your question again but more carefully... ]

[HEY HE DOES. HE DOESN'T JUST DRINK TEA YOU KNOW.

He appreciates the help and steadies himself.]

T-thank you. [And now that he's a little more stable...] We...are in a video game?

[ WELL TOO LATE TO GROW ANYMORE EDGEWORTH ]

[ A nod. ] Ever played the Pokemon games?

[DARN IT. HE'S ONLY 4 YEARS AWAY FROM HITTING 30.]

...I have never heard of them. Then this world is a virtual reality of some sort?

[ WHEN EDGEWORTH IS 30, SOUJI IS 28. HE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU HAHAHAHA ]

More like the actual place. It's as real here as it is out back home.

[GET OUT, SOUJI - well at least he's older than me doo doo doo~

Don't mind him, he'll try to see if you're right. First, he'll step onto the rocky path - well darn it, this feels like real rock. Very real rock.]

[ HATERS GONNA HATE-- he's older than everyone ]

[ and just following right after. Just watching on what Edgeworth will do next. Do you believe him now? ]

[Definitely older than Clover.

Edgeworth now has both feet planted firmly on the ground. He's going to reach out and feel the nearest cave wall, blink several times, take one and two steps down the path...]

This is...this place is...

[ isn't clover like... 22? ]

--real. It's just like I've told you.

[Nope, she's 18!]

So it is...unless I can locate a contradiction in these facts. [But so far, he's got nothing.]

[ alright cause... some of them look a lot younger than their age... ]

Such as?

[Clover not only looks younger than 18, she ACTS younger too.]

Anything that will prove that...that is entire scene is an elaborate sham.

[ DOESN'T SHE USE AN AXE OR SOMETHING IN AN ENDING? ]

Try pinching yourself?

[YES. YES, SHE DOES.]

...Unfortunately, I am quite certain that I am wide awake.

[ SCREAM!! ]

Don't know how to convince you this place is real except for staying here for a while.

[IT'S SO MUCH FUN AHAHAHA.

...Anyway, he just sighs.]

[ GET OUT RIGHT NOW ]

Do you have a Pokeball on you?

[HEY IT'S FUN PLAYING HER.]

A...what?

[ AND CHOPPING PEOPLE UP? ]

[ Dang, Souji doesn't have any of his Pokeballs on him. ] It's a small ball. It's red at the top half and white at the bottom.

You should have one around.

[SHE DOESN'T CHOP PEOPLE UP IN HER CANON POINT, AT LEAST. THANK JUNPEI FOR KEEPING HER FROM THE DEEP END.

Anyway, he shakes his head. He was pretty sure he wasn't given anything (randomly tossed into Johto oh yes...but maybe next time I'll give him the full gear) when he popped into this freakin' ice cave.]

No, unfortunately, I do not.

[ THANK GOODNESS CAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOME AWKWARD CR RIGHT THERE ]

That can be a bit of a problem since I don't have any of mine either to help us out of here.

[.../UPDATES CLOVER TO THAT BAD END]

And how would they help us, if we had them?

[ WOW, R U D E !! ]

Mostly defend us from other Pokemon. It'll get dangerous if we run into any aggressive ones.

[YES WELL CLOVER IS RUDE TOO. SOMETIMES.]

I...assume these "Pokémon" are creatures of some sort?

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