FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

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[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]



[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

Comments

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[ isn't clover like... 22? ]

--real. It's just like I've told you.

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[Nope, she's 18!]

So it is...unless I can locate a contradiction in these facts. [But so far, he's got nothing.]

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[ alright cause... some of them look a lot younger than their age... ]

Such as?

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[Clover not only looks younger than 18, she ACTS younger too.]

Anything that will prove that...that is entire scene is an elaborate sham.

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[ DOESN'T SHE USE AN AXE OR SOMETHING IN AN ENDING? ]

Try pinching yourself?

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[YES. YES, SHE DOES.]

...Unfortunately, I am quite certain that I am wide awake.

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[ SCREAM!! ]

Don't know how to convince you this place is real except for staying here for a while.

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[IT'S SO MUCH FUN AHAHAHA.

...Anyway, he just sighs.]

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[ GET OUT RIGHT NOW ]

Do you have a Pokeball on you?

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[HEY IT'S FUN PLAYING HER.]

A...what?

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[ AND CHOPPING PEOPLE UP? ]

[ Dang, Souji doesn't have any of his Pokeballs on him. ] It's a small ball. It's red at the top half and white at the bottom.

You should have one around.

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[SHE DOESN'T CHOP PEOPLE UP IN HER CANON POINT, AT LEAST. THANK JUNPEI FOR KEEPING HER FROM THE DEEP END.

Anyway, he shakes his head. He was pretty sure he wasn't given anything (randomly tossed into Johto oh yes...but maybe next time I'll give him the full gear) when he popped into this freakin' ice cave.]

No, unfortunately, I do not.

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[ THANK GOODNESS CAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOME AWKWARD CR RIGHT THERE ]

That can be a bit of a problem since I don't have any of mine either to help us out of here.

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[.../UPDATES CLOVER TO THAT BAD END]

And how would they help us, if we had them?

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[ WOW, R U D E !! ]

Mostly defend us from other Pokemon. It'll get dangerous if we run into any aggressive ones.

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[YES WELL CLOVER IS RUDE TOO. SOMETIMES.]

I...assume these "Pokémon" are creatures of some sort?

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[ SOMEONE GO TURN HER INTO A LADY ]

They're kinda like the animals of this world. A Growlithe is like a dog here... that could breathe fire.

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[GIVE HER A COUPLE MORE YEARS.]

They can breathe fire?!

[WELL THIS TAKES THE CAKE. A FIRE-BREATHING DOG. OH, HOW LOVELY.]

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[ NO, LADY RIGHT NOW ]

Some of them can, yeah. There's also ones that can charge off Electricity, shoot out water, fly you around, and so on.