FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[tarotcards]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]



[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

[ whoa, another old face but first-- ]

Not too sure actually... [ Souji really wishes that he knows so he can avoid capturing one. ] But more importantly, when did you get here, Kou?

[nerdsona.livejournal.com]

[OH FUCK SOMEONE SAW--wait a second, this wasn't even Tartarus, was it.]

U-uh...maybe...?

[playerbowlcut.livejournal.com]

[He looks thoughtful, fiddling with a pin on his jacket.]

Pokemon this time? The Mall's unpredictable as ever...

[Towels, Orthrus puppies, that prom thing...hm?] What do you mean?

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

[ WHEEEEE---- oh what oh are you calling to me?

It takes a while until he reaches the opposite wall, then pushes off that to slide back to where Souji is HI THERE. ] Were you talking to me?

ilu2 ichibb

[nomycharms.livejournal.com]

[Lucky reaches a hand behind his back and PULLS OUT A BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS CEREAL]

They're magically delicious!

[tarotcards]

[ Souji pushes himself up the best he can, not bothering to pat off any dirt off his pants or hands. ]

I'm not interested.

[tarotcards]

[ Oh man, crying kids. Souji hasn't dealt with that for a full year now. Uh, uhhh. He's just going to take his jacket off and put on the kid. He can manage the cold. ]

Hey, we'll find the way out of here, alright? Don't worry. [ A small reassuring smile. ]

[tarotcards]

[ Oh God, it's now waving. He just... waves back? ]

Sorry, but... do I know you?

[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{Interception success! And now she's just kind of clinging to him, shivering.}

Th-thank you! I - I th-th-think s-so...

[tarotcards]

[ SUP HOBO-- he nods. ]

Do you happen to know what's going on?

[imyuandyurme.livejournal.com]

That's not how it works, Souji.

[He stands in front of Souji, eye-to-eye.] You know what happens when you deny me, right?

[packofcards.livejournal.com]

Teehee! [Wait.. what was that bizarre noise? Your bidoofs heard it, right, Souji?]

Lalala.. Why don't you play with me? [W-Wha-- Where did that little girl come from?! And why is she wearing an apron? WEIRD.]

[gelidly.livejournal.com]

I am...unfamiliar with this place as well.

[ How does she manage to stand in such a dignified manner on ice? The world may never know. ]

[junesmascot.livejournal.com]

...Dude, it's me, Yosuke!

[Um.]

[trollslikeaboss.livejournal.com]

Obviously, it's the apocalypse. Or the Ice Age maybe Edgeworth's glare was broadcasted across the world...

[ Sorry Seta. Straight answer? Not happenin' ]

[tarotcards]

[ Mall? As far as Souji knows from this cave and its surroundings, there's certainly no mall around. Not until at least Goldenrod City, a month away from here. However, let's start with the more important question. ]

Who are you?

[teenysuke.livejournal.com]

[He looks up with teary eyes, a bit surprised that he's getting help.] Re... really? Are... you lost too?

[tarotcards]

[ Ah, she's shivering. Well, in that case, he takes off his jacket and places it on her shoulders since she's clinging onto him. ]

That should keep you just a bit warmer.

[playerbowlcut.livejournal.com]

[A new arrival? Or did one of the doors get to him?]

I'm Souji Seta.

[Simple and honest truth, no matter the differences.]

[tarotcards]

[ YOUR SECRET IS OUT OTACON. NOW SOUJI DEMANDS A MILLION DOLLARS TO KEEP IT A SECRET ]

[ "Maybe"? More like "yes". Well, might as well go with this and say; ] Persona?

[tarotcards]

[ THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW. PENALTY MR EDGEWORTH!!

and oh... wait, that hair and... This is probably a really long shot, but Johto has always been screwing up with time... ] Miles?

[twoenemies.livejournal.com]

S-Souji-kun? Is that you? [Fuuka attempts to trot up.. but unfortunately, she slips. Watch as she slides into your bidoofs, causing them to fly away. Fuuka makes a lovely bowling ball.] E-Eek!

[tarotcards]

[ Huh? What's that? Turning around and-- ]

--Alice? [ How are you out? He didn't even summon you ]

[tarotcards]

[ Teach Souji your skills, criminal ]

I know this place is called the "Ice Path" though what I don't know is how we got here so suddenly.

[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{Snuggling intoooo~ Ah, it's so warrmmmm}

Th-thank you, Mister. {You now have 1 (one) Babeh!Nanao!Koala hanging off you.} I'm a lot warmer now.