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tarotcards) wrote2012-05-24 09:08 pm
tarotcards) wrote2012-05-24 09:08 pm
FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]
[ Hey guys, it's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sure you've all missed just looking into the network and finding a video feed of the camera waving ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MY GOD, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN, FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU, JOHTO. ]
[ So, as according to tradition, most people can easily figure who this video feed belongs to and what's going. To the new people, just take a look at Souji sliding all around the ice floor and making a verbal keysmash as he attempts not to fall on his face and break his nose. Well, too bad for him, he does finally slip and manage to fall right down onto his face, the gear slipping out of his hands and sliding away. Ughhhhh, god, he hates the Ice Path so much. ]
[ He slowly sits himself up, pressing one hand up to his nose, making sure it's not broken and checking if it's bleeding. Thankfully, it's not, but it still hurts like hell. It's also freezing cold in this Ice Path, but at least he's somewhat prepared, by wearing four shirts. ]
[ Now, you might be asking yourself "why is this bowlcut dude wearing four shirts and why did he pop every single collar?" Well, you should be asking yourself "why the fuck not?" To keep a long story short, Souji does not turn down bets!! ]
[ He slides himself towards his gear, picking it up and sighing in relief when he finds that it's still working. The last thing he needs is for to be broken. He's already on his third Pokegear so he does not need to get another (unsure) look when he asks for a new one. ]
Y'know, I'm starting to believe that this Ice Path has an attraction to me. This is the fourth time I've been teleported here, you'd think they'll get tired of me slipping around. Might as well rename it Souji Path...
[ Alright alright, enough joking around. Time to get out of here, but let's check his new Pokemon team. He got pretty crappy Pokemon for the last three times, so he has to get something neat this time, right? ]
[ Oh hey, Woopers! Those are actually kinda good. Souji sells Wooper eggs at the Breeding Centre and he knows their moves, so guess Johto was nice to him for once. ]
[ He slowly stands up and makes his way to his new team. They all stare up at him with their dopey smiles, and he just returns it, outstretching a hand to them. ]
Hey there, think you can help me out of her--
[ And guess what? Outstretching a hand to Woopers is always a bad idea because then they bite down onto your hand and try to eat it. ]
[ brb, protag flailing and waving his arm all around to get three Woopers to let go of his hand. ]
[ So, as according to tradition, most people can easily figure who this video feed belongs to and what's going. To the new people, just take a look at Souji sliding all around the ice floor and making a verbal keysmash as he attempts not to fall on his face and break his nose. Well, too bad for him, he does finally slip and manage to fall right down onto his face, the gear slipping out of his hands and sliding away. Ughhhhh, god, he hates the Ice Path so much. ]
[ He slowly sits himself up, pressing one hand up to his nose, making sure it's not broken and checking if it's bleeding. Thankfully, it's not, but it still hurts like hell. It's also freezing cold in this Ice Path, but at least he's somewhat prepared, by wearing four shirts. ]
[ Now, you might be asking yourself "why is this bowlcut dude wearing four shirts and why did he pop every single collar?" Well, you should be asking yourself "why the fuck not?" To keep a long story short, Souji does not turn down bets!! ]
[ He slides himself towards his gear, picking it up and sighing in relief when he finds that it's still working. The last thing he needs is for to be broken. He's already on his third Pokegear so he does not need to get another (unsure) look when he asks for a new one. ]
Y'know, I'm starting to believe that this Ice Path has an attraction to me. This is the fourth time I've been teleported here, you'd think they'll get tired of me slipping around. Might as well rename it Souji Path...
[ Alright alright, enough joking around. Time to get out of here, but let's check his new Pokemon team. He got pretty crappy Pokemon for the last three times, so he has to get something neat this time, right? ]
[ Oh hey, Woopers! Those are actually kinda good. Souji sells Wooper eggs at the Breeding Centre and he knows their moves, so guess Johto was nice to him for once. ]
[ He slowly stands up and makes his way to his new team. They all stare up at him with their dopey smiles, and he just returns it, outstretching a hand to them. ]
Hey there, think you can help me out of her--
[ And guess what? Outstretching a hand to Woopers is always a bad idea because then they bite down onto your hand and try to eat it. ]
[ brb, protag flailing and waving his arm all around to get three Woopers to let go of his hand. ]
/bleeds everywhere
I'll do better than that. [He sort of slips on over to Souji's side and whispers.] Swefne!
[While the Woopers around them drift off to sleep and let go of Souji, Merlin grips his friend's arm and pulls him upright.]
Hang on--are you... [Merlin leans in, then laughs.] You are! When did you make it a habit to wear four shirts at the same time?
/bathes in your blood
Thanks. Looks like you got your magic back.
[ And before Souji was going to comment more on it, he looks down at his shirts and returns the laugh. ]
It's a bet, but what, you don't like it? I think the four popped collars look nice on me.
ew gross
["Looks like you got your magic back." Merlin closes his eyes with a sigh. Much as he'd love to just chat like nothing's happened, Merlin knows what this means. He was here for a year and a half, after all.]
How long...was I gone?
don't be hatin'
About four months. Rise left two days after you, Yosuke a week or so later, and the rest of the team followed... [ Yukiko, Kanji, Naoto, everyone, even Nanako... ] I'm the only one left...
I do what I want
Souji... [His voice breaks a little.]
like breaking my heart
[ After all, Yosuke's been here about four times, Chie twice, god knows how many times for Yukiko, there's still some hope. Despite that, though, it's still very defeating to lose everyone in the span of a month. It has clearly taken its toll on Souji, both physically and emotionally. ]
and putting it back together :T
I'm sorry...I wouldn't have left if I had a choice. You know the others wouldn't have either.