FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[tarotcards]

[ Hey guys, it's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sure you've all missed just looking into the network and finding a video feed of the camera waving ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MY GOD, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN, FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU, JOHTO. ]

[ So, as according to tradition, most people can easily figure who this video feed belongs to and what's going. To the new people, just take a look at Souji sliding all around the ice floor and making a verbal keysmash as he attempts not to fall on his face and break his nose. Well, too bad for him, he does finally slip and manage to fall right down onto his face, the gear slipping out of his hands and sliding away. Ughhhhh, god, he hates the Ice Path so much. ]

[ He slowly sits himself up, pressing one hand up to his nose, making sure it's not broken and checking if it's bleeding. Thankfully, it's not, but it still hurts like hell. It's also freezing cold in this Ice Path, but at least he's somewhat prepared, by wearing four shirts. ]

[ Now, you might be asking yourself "why is this bowlcut dude wearing four shirts and why did he pop every single collar?" Well, you should be asking yourself "why the fuck not?" To keep a long story short, Souji does not turn down bets!! ]

[ He slides himself towards his gear, picking it up and sighing in relief when he finds that it's still working. The last thing he needs is for to be broken. He's already on his third Pokegear so he does not need to get another (unsure) look when he asks for a new one. ]

Y'know, I'm starting to believe that this Ice Path has an attraction to me. This is the fourth time I've been teleported here, you'd think they'll get tired of me slipping around. Might as well rename it Souji Path...

[ Alright alright, enough joking around. Time to get out of here, but let's check his new Pokemon team. He got pretty crappy Pokemon for the last three times, so he has to get something neat this time, right? ]



[ Oh hey, Woopers! Those are actually kinda good. Souji sells Wooper eggs at the Breeding Centre and he knows their moves, so guess Johto was nice to him for once. ]

[ He slowly stands up and makes his way to his new team. They all stare up at him with their dopey smiles, and he just returns it, outstretching a hand to them. ]

Hey there, think you can help me out of her--

[ And guess what? Outstretching a hand to Woopers is always a bad idea because then they bite down onto your hand and try to eat it. ]

[ brb, protag flailing and waving his arm all around to get three Woopers to let go of his hand. ]

Comments

[video]

[impulsives]

...Again?

[Okay no he doesn't really know Souji that well back during those times but he definitely knows of his attraction to the Ice Path.]

action o hai

[dragonspeak]

[You'll be hearing a stifled laugh from behind you, bro.]

How do you always get yourself into these messes?

Video

[origamikiller]

[Whoa what when did Patti get here? Still, she's laughing her ass off at the sight of Souji flailing around.]

Kya ha ha ha ha!!

[yumadbro]

[Dude, seriously? You're sliding around all over the place like Yosuke in a trashcan? Use your brain.]

Pyro Jack--!

[Literally.]

[While Souji's busy prying off a team of Woopers, his counterpart would just be melting himself a safe path though wherever the hell this was.]

Action!!

[bamfsecretary]

{Wow this Victorian lady looks really familiar.}

{She's also laughing a little.}

Ah, you seem to be having a little trouble there.

[skillspanner]

He-hey...! Come on. Dammit, it's way too cold for you to-- WAAAAAAAAAAGH!?

[Do you hear that sound, Souji? It's coming from just around the bend in the cave. He's not sure why he's being accosted by a Lickitung though.]

[...But that definitely means one thing. And it's a horrible sudden realization.]

The Ice Path? Then--

[The Ice Path is always where Souji -- and if he's here -- then...!]

[Except that there's a Lickitung preventing him from moving and that's just making him flail about kind of uselessly. Partner, help...]

[bearclaw]

[ well, someone sure is sliding up to souji with some difficulty. actually--doesn't this bear suit look familiar? along with this face of sheer panic? these waving arms? the aggravating, slightly breaking-the-sound-barrier tone of: ]

S-S-ssssseeeennnseeeeeiiiiiii!! Achoo!

[ -- no, didn't think so. well, whether souji's prepared or not, teddie had done the first thing he always did when ending up in a whole new (old) land. and that was... well, forget about everything the moment he saw souji having a little trouble!

and that's why, in his rush to help souji from thos Dastardly Woopers™, he's on track to crash into all of them and probably make this entire thing worse.

Love you, Souji! ]

WATCH OUT-- [ another sneeze. ] BEAR COMING THROUGH!

[Action]

[icetoseeyou]

[Surprise, Souji. There happens to be a highly amused Batman villain hanging out in the Ice Path today.]

The Souji Path? Why ruin such a cool name by changing it to something like that?

[restardom]

[ don't worry, Souji!!

There is a...

... flailing pigtailed idol careening your way. ]

Senpaiiiiiiiiiii!!

[action]

[craftingrebel]

[señor. don't mind him, he's just... slipping right by you.

THIS IS SORT OF FAMILIAR ISN'T IT SOUJI? at least he's not half naked. and less shadowy. yep.]

action; 1/2

[backtobasics]

[Sudden return to Johto. To Ice Path. Why? He had had enough of this place alrady.

... but at least he wasn't alone.]

Souji--

action; straight from the bad end-

[foggydetective]

[Damn it. Where the heck was he? He'd just won against those damn kids. They never found out who it was and he could just continue doing whatever he wanted... and here he was in another Nowheresville.

... and in a cave, too.

Though he didn't seem to be alone. Acting face on.]

Oh, Seta-san! Where are we?

[And what are those things biting your hand...]

[thislifeofmine]

[And, out of nowhere, there's a bit of laughing. Yumi is totally prepared for Ice Path shenanigans! She's got a jacket on, at least.

...and instead of having one Mr. Mime, she has six. They've pretty much built a small ice palace to live in over here, yup.]

Well, I guess some things never change. You're always the popular one, aren't you?

action; hello there souji-kuuuun

[suzakufeather]

[Oh!!! Well, this is a change of scenery. The last thing Yukiko remembers if being home but it's definitely welcomed when she sees Souji nearly---

though that looks painful.]

Souji-kun! [A short, startled gasp follows as she tries to make her way over to help him... only to start slipping and sliding on the ice as well. Damn.]

ACTION FOREVER~ ♥

[lovechronicle]

[H-HEY! W-WHAT?! ... She wasn't anywhere near Ic-- Ah, but this is... JOHTO?!!! Wow, just ...WOW! Hello pokemon world, it's been years since she left this place, in her timeline anyways.

Hey there, think you can help me out of her-- EHHH? The girl turns around. Oh, he wasn't really talking to h--. She recognizes him immediately, so give her a moment to just stand there and S T A R E.]

...Souji...

[Was this all just a dream? Oh, he was in trouble!]

Ah, hey little ones, could you let his hand go?

[...Hey, guess what? She's about to outstretch her hand to them too! Well, Souji, that be might helpful for you anyway!]

action;

[sketchythief]

[Oh hey there. He sees a familiar tall guy with that bowlcut--dude how many years has it been and why is it still a bowlcut--I mean.

He slides, but he doesn't have the ice skating powers to exactly maneuver himself really well on the ice. ALWAYS MENTALLY CRYING...]

Souji! Um... try relaxing your hand? [Dude why are there three Woopers did you try to feed them or something]

[action]

[usedgalacticpunt]

[Hey guise, who has two thumbs and Null Ice? This girl. The temperature isn't fazing Chie one bit. The location? That's a bit more worrying.]

What in the heck... This's the Ice Path, isn't it? That means... [Yeah, she knows where this is going. She carefully makes her way through the caves until she finds...] Souji-kun. I shouldn't even be surprised, should I? A-Are you okay?

[Action]

[oldforhisage]

[There is a man who is slightly familiar nearby! Or at least, as nearby as one can be while slip-sliding into a wall.]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha-oof!

action;

[calionburn]

[ All of this noise is sure to wake something nearby. In this case, it isn't a Pokemon but.. a Saber? ]

GAO!!!

[ Will a ~ferocious~ roar send the Woopers away?
If not, Saber Lion will instead choose to bite down on one. ]

[Action]

[usedrefresh]

[Matt's just sliding around on the ice, except he's actually not falling over everywhere; he's skating on that ice like a pro, except he's not really wearing ice skates so it's not legit skating, but whatever...

But hey, that kid with the Woopers on his hand over there looks really familiar!]

Souji? Is that you, dude?

[action]

[when_turks_fly]

[ And there will be a Turk with a distaste for cold environments skidding towards a certain protagonist at high speeds with a Cyndaquil clinging to the top of her head for dear life. By 'clinging to the top of her head for dear life,' it's actually meant that the Cyndaquil is covering Valeria's eyes. How's your dodge skill, Souji? ]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[action]

[legendoflove]

[never fear, young pimp! a hero in pink is here to save the day]

Hi there! Having some problems?

[a beat]

Aside from your wardrobe?