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tarotcards) wrote2012-05-24 09:08 pm
tarotcards) wrote2012-05-24 09:08 pm
FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]
[ Hey guys, it's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sure you've all missed just looking into the network and finding a video feed of the camera waving ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MY GOD, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN, FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU, JOHTO. ]
[ So, as according to tradition, most people can easily figure who this video feed belongs to and what's going. To the new people, just take a look at Souji sliding all around the ice floor and making a verbal keysmash as he attempts not to fall on his face and break his nose. Well, too bad for him, he does finally slip and manage to fall right down onto his face, the gear slipping out of his hands and sliding away. Ughhhhh, god, he hates the Ice Path so much. ]
[ He slowly sits himself up, pressing one hand up to his nose, making sure it's not broken and checking if it's bleeding. Thankfully, it's not, but it still hurts like hell. It's also freezing cold in this Ice Path, but at least he's somewhat prepared, by wearing four shirts. ]
[ Now, you might be asking yourself "why is this bowlcut dude wearing four shirts and why did he pop every single collar?" Well, you should be asking yourself "why the fuck not?" To keep a long story short, Souji does not turn down bets!! ]
[ He slides himself towards his gear, picking it up and sighing in relief when he finds that it's still working. The last thing he needs is for to be broken. He's already on his third Pokegear so he does not need to get another (unsure) look when he asks for a new one. ]
Y'know, I'm starting to believe that this Ice Path has an attraction to me. This is the fourth time I've been teleported here, you'd think they'll get tired of me slipping around. Might as well rename it Souji Path...
[ Alright alright, enough joking around. Time to get out of here, but let's check his new Pokemon team. He got pretty crappy Pokemon for the last three times, so he has to get something neat this time, right? ]
[ Oh hey, Woopers! Those are actually kinda good. Souji sells Wooper eggs at the Breeding Centre and he knows their moves, so guess Johto was nice to him for once. ]
[ He slowly stands up and makes his way to his new team. They all stare up at him with their dopey smiles, and he just returns it, outstretching a hand to them. ]
Hey there, think you can help me out of her--
[ And guess what? Outstretching a hand to Woopers is always a bad idea because then they bite down onto your hand and try to eat it. ]
[ brb, protag flailing and waving his arm all around to get three Woopers to let go of his hand. ]
[ So, as according to tradition, most people can easily figure who this video feed belongs to and what's going. To the new people, just take a look at Souji sliding all around the ice floor and making a verbal keysmash as he attempts not to fall on his face and break his nose. Well, too bad for him, he does finally slip and manage to fall right down onto his face, the gear slipping out of his hands and sliding away. Ughhhhh, god, he hates the Ice Path so much. ]
[ He slowly sits himself up, pressing one hand up to his nose, making sure it's not broken and checking if it's bleeding. Thankfully, it's not, but it still hurts like hell. It's also freezing cold in this Ice Path, but at least he's somewhat prepared, by wearing four shirts. ]
[ Now, you might be asking yourself "why is this bowlcut dude wearing four shirts and why did he pop every single collar?" Well, you should be asking yourself "why the fuck not?" To keep a long story short, Souji does not turn down bets!! ]
[ He slides himself towards his gear, picking it up and sighing in relief when he finds that it's still working. The last thing he needs is for to be broken. He's already on his third Pokegear so he does not need to get another (unsure) look when he asks for a new one. ]
Y'know, I'm starting to believe that this Ice Path has an attraction to me. This is the fourth time I've been teleported here, you'd think they'll get tired of me slipping around. Might as well rename it Souji Path...
[ Alright alright, enough joking around. Time to get out of here, but let's check his new Pokemon team. He got pretty crappy Pokemon for the last three times, so he has to get something neat this time, right? ]
[ Oh hey, Woopers! Those are actually kinda good. Souji sells Wooper eggs at the Breeding Centre and he knows their moves, so guess Johto was nice to him for once. ]
[ He slowly stands up and makes his way to his new team. They all stare up at him with their dopey smiles, and he just returns it, outstretching a hand to them. ]
Hey there, think you can help me out of her--
[ And guess what? Outstretching a hand to Woopers is always a bad idea because then they bite down onto your hand and try to eat it. ]
[ brb, protag flailing and waving his arm all around to get three Woopers to let go of his hand. ]
Action!!
[ Because they really don't want to let go. Either they get this hand or nothing!! ]