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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote2017-01-30 11:49 am

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souji narukami
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browbeater: Cause you're the only 10 I see. (Are you from Tennessee?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
They are kind of fun to talk about. I'm not going to disagree with that at all, and I don't know if we'd have started talking otherwise.

... Hmm. Dare.

[since he lost the war with cream-san... sigh. Cats.]
browbeater: No comment? (Fuck the what now)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
... What.

[he looks down at Cream-san and then back up at Souji. WHY WOULD YOU HURT HIM THIS WAY?]
browbeater: Fuck you Varrick. (I do not consider this experience good.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Souji...

He sighs, clearly not pleased by this dare, but. He pulls Cream-san off of his lap, so that he can bury his face in her fur.]


You're a very good kitty, Cream-san.

Just don't get any ideas.
browbeater: That's a deus ex machina I won't forget. (Anyone get the number on that?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[he's wiping the fur off of his face]

Noooooo. I'm pretty sure all she sees me as is the guy who will pet her.

[why do cats shed so much...Ok.]

Truth or dare?
browbeater: I can feel fandom readying the pitchforks. (I just fucked up didn't I.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[no, no pets for you this time, Cream-san. None.]

... I dare you to tell a friend that you've had a change of heart about cats.
Edited (LET'S NOT MAKE THIS SO LONG AND INDEPTH A DARE) 2017-09-17 02:21 (UTC)
browbeater: No comment? (Fuck the what now)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[no, cream-san, no.]

That's your limit?
browbeater: Cause you're the only 10 I see. (Are you from Tennessee?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Get outside your comfort zone, Souji.

[FINE, HE'S PETTING HER AGAIN. god why don't you go bother Souji, Cream-san...]
youraffection: (pic#10142343)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-09-17 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of course he did. He'd helped Yosuke out a bit, too... ]

That's good, man. You'll be up and at 'em again in no time.

[ Trying to stay positive here. ]

What about the other part?
browbeater: (Introducing two derpy bros!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Truth.

[he's honestly laughing? And you know what, he's gonna take some of those chips, in between petting Cream-san.

Also, for the record, his experience petting cats is... lacking. He constantly stops petting them, It's weird.]
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[personal profile] youraffection 2017-09-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
hey partner
i feel like all i c these days is yu and ur cats
we need 2 hang!
browbeater: I had a lot of money in that wallet. (I do not approve of this bullshit.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[oh good, an incident he's told no one about yet, because he sure was embarrassed!!!!]

... One time, while I was on night shift, I was breaking up this bar fight. This drunk woman came over, tried to shove her number down my shirt, and then threw up on the ground next to me.

One of the guys I was trying to stop slipped in it. And then tried to climb out using my leg as a ladder, getting it all over me. The lady still wanted me to call her.
youraffection: (pic#10413402)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-09-17 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. How's your...head?

[ You know? ]
browbeater: Hopes no one notices. (Liked a post from four years back.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I really was not feeling it.

[ahem.]

So, yeah. I haven't told anyone about that night, and you better not too.