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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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[ it's weird and it's wrong but don't worry, cream-san will keep on reminding mako to pat her because she'll pat her paw on his hand every time he stops. pat her, slave. ]

What was your most embarrassing moment in public?

[ time to up things because mako gave him a BAD DARE ]

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[oh good, an incident he's told no one about yet, because he sure was embarrassed!!!!]

... One time, while I was on night shift, I was breaking up this bar fight. This drunk woman came over, tried to shove her number down my shirt, and then threw up on the ground next to me.

One of the guys I was trying to stop slipped in it. And then tried to climb out using my leg as a ladder, getting it all over me. The lady still wanted me to call her.

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[ omg............. souji is trying not to laugh but he does crack a pretty big smile ]

Did you?

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I really was not feeling it.

[ahem.]

So, yeah. I haven't told anyone about that night, and you better not too.

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She must have been heartbroken, but you have my word as a trusted friend that no one will ever find out.

I can't speak for Cream-san though.

[ who is totally going to gossip about this with her cat friends ]

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I hope she doesn't... if that embarrassed me, I can't imagine how much it would've embarrassed her.

[he's just a cop trying to do his job... he gives Cream-san a sympathy petting for this poor, mysterious woman.]

Aright, your turn.

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[ and she just meows, not knowing any better. ]

Dare.

[ another one?? well, he wants this game to be FUN AND EXCITING so hit him with another ]

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[he considers, and then glances at Cream-san, before a bemused smile crosses his face.]

... Tell Cream-san something she could do better at.

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[ souji just looks at cream-san, at mako, then back at cream-san. oh, mako thinks he can get souji to insult his cat, huh? well, take this ]

Cream-san, you can do better at choosing someone to give you proper pats right now.

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... Well. I mean. Fair.

[he tries to stop petting her again...]

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[ and that gets a loud whining meow from cream-san ]

I don't know if you're doing this intentionally or not.

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Doing what intentionally?

Petting the cat wrong? Because no... There's a reason I don't have pets.

I'm bad at them.

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[ apparently so... ]

You don't have to do anything else. You just have to stroke them consistently.

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[why is he getting lessons in petting pets... but... ok, he will TRY not to inconsistently pet this cat, that never seems to NOT want pets.]

Thank you for the lesson, sensei.

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You're welcome, grasshopper. You shall get the hang of it with enough practice.

[ souji's doing his best mr miyagi voice right now btw ]

But first, you must choose between truth or dare.

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[he's honestly impressed. And so, he begins anew.]

Alright, dare. And not a bad impression.

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[ souji just bows his head in thanks as a proper mr miyagi before he gets SERIOUS and back to his normal voice ]

Call up someone and have an entire conversation with them by ending all of your sentences with "nya~".

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[oh god]

... Anyone?

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I was originally going to say Ann but I'm feeling kind-hearted today so anyone.

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Ann would... probably like it.

[if not be weirded out at first. But he's going to have to do that conversation, and introduce himself to this random stranger....

Yep.

That was fun.]

... That was... an experience.

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[ mako is brave and daring. you know who's also brave and daring? manzoku-san. in fact, here is the fat cat right now, just slowly walking into the row and sitting by mako's feet. he lets out a low meow as he paws at mako's leg. give him food, human. ]

We could stop here if you don't think you have it in you to continue.

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... Are you trying to get out of this now, Souji?

[wait why is there another cat. what does this cat want? He tries to ignore it. It's hard enough focusing on Cream-san as it is...]

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Of course not. I know that I could handle it but I'm not sure if you can, Mako.

[ ignoring it won't do anything but if he thinks cream-san is pushy, manzoku-san is ten times worse. he will actually bite on mako's pants to get his attention. ]

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[Ow? What? What does this cat want? he's distracted from petting cream-san, unfortunately.]

Okay... truth or dare.

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[ still going to bite and pull until mako feeds him or picks him up so!!!! ]

Truth.