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[why is he getting lessons in petting pets... but... ok, he will TRY not to inconsistently pet this cat, that never seems to NOT want pets.]

Thank you for the lesson, sensei.

You're welcome, grasshopper. You shall get the hang of it with enough practice.

[ souji's doing his best mr miyagi voice right now btw ]

But first, you must choose between truth or dare.

[he's honestly impressed. And so, he begins anew.]

Alright, dare. And not a bad impression.

[ souji just bows his head in thanks as a proper mr miyagi before he gets SERIOUS and back to his normal voice ]

Call up someone and have an entire conversation with them by ending all of your sentences with "nya~".

[oh god]

... Anyone?

I was originally going to say Ann but I'm feeling kind-hearted today so anyone.

Ann would... probably like it.

[if not be weirded out at first. But he's going to have to do that conversation, and introduce himself to this random stranger....

Yep.

That was fun.]

... That was... an experience.

[ mako is brave and daring. you know who's also brave and daring? manzoku-san. in fact, here is the fat cat right now, just slowly walking into the row and sitting by mako's feet. he lets out a low meow as he paws at mako's leg. give him food, human. ]

We could stop here if you don't think you have it in you to continue.

... Are you trying to get out of this now, Souji?

[wait why is there another cat. what does this cat want? He tries to ignore it. It's hard enough focusing on Cream-san as it is...]

Of course not. I know that I could handle it but I'm not sure if you can, Mako.

[ ignoring it won't do anything but if he thinks cream-san is pushy, manzoku-san is ten times worse. he will actually bite on mako's pants to get his attention. ]

[Ow? What? What does this cat want? he's distracted from petting cream-san, unfortunately.]

Okay... truth or dare.

[ still going to bite and pull until mako feeds him or picks him up so!!!! ]

Truth.

[BUT... HE HAS A CAT??? He sighs, and... reaches down to pet this kitty??? What is going on.]

... Tell me the story of your first cat.

[ and when mako reaches down to pet manzoku-san, he gets... his hand bitten too. it's not a hard bite but it's definitely a nibble that says FEED ME!!!!!!!! ]

Let's see... when I went to the shelter to find a cat, I was pretty unsure about which one I wanted. They were all perfect and I wanted to adopt them all, but then I saw this one cat just sitting beyond the glass. Her fur was beautiful but it wasn't even just that which caught my attention. Instead, it was how she just kept licking the glass over and over again. Her photo on her info sheet even had her licking the glass and with just that, I've decided to take her home.

And that's how I got Cream-san.

[ surprise, cream-san is his first cat!! can you believe it?? ]

[he looks down at Cream-san. And... honestly, that's kind of sweet? So, now he has to do a better job of petting this cat, if only because she was so important to Souji.]

That explains why you were way more willing to insult me than her.

[ cream-san would appreciate that very much, purring when mako finally gets the petting straight. however, don't forget the other fat cat. manzoku-san still wants to eat!! nibbling at mako's clothes ]

We may be best friends, Mako, but my bond runs deep with Cream-san. I would gladly die for her.

Not something I can completely relate with... but, I guess I'll work on-- hey. [to Manzoku] Knock it off...

[he doesn't have food!! Except the chips and dumplings. Those are food he supposes. But are they good for cats? He has no idea.]

... I'll work on this whole petting thing.

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