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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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i'm feeling merciful today so there you are

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Tip 025: Show him that you're a bad boy by covering your arms in Hot Wheels temporary tattoos. Boys love tats and cars.

I SWEAR TO GOD, TWIN, I OPENED THAT GIF AT MY DESK AND I HATE YOU. 1/WHATEVER

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It's not like what you're thinking! Nothing happened, Souji! Not ... that kind of thing!!

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I can't believe this.

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I'm never taking advice from you again. It could just be a cleverly disguised ruse to get me to pee on my boyfriend.

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I'm not bringing you home any pudding.

done.

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I will, however, bring home a box of Hot Wheels tattoos, since that seems to be something you like.

Aren't I a good brother?

i know you love me. it's a good gif?? 1/??

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I mean, you were gone for a whole night. A confession really can't take that long. What else am I suppose to think, brother? All the signs point to a single conclusion.

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This is an overreaction though. You don't have to take away my pudding like this. The Hot Wheels tattoos are pretty cool, I have to admit, but what about my pudding (ᗒᗩᗕ)՞

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I guess you just need more tips to show how much of a good brother I am and that these are genuinely good and sound advice.

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Tip 026: Take a bite out of his food before he even gets to try it. You don't want him to get poisoned now, do you?

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Tip 027: If he refuses to let you try his food first, slap it out of his hands or off the table. It's too risky to let him eat untested food.

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Tip 028: Tattoo his face onto your back. It shows your devotion and love.

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Tip 029: Immediately move in together and make a joint bank account. Get in that car on the fast track. Vroom vroom.

ayyyy done

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Tip 030: Seriously, pee on him.