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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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7/20

[alienates]

[ they haven't really spoken, but souji is getting one random text message from karkat. ]

Hey.
Did you hear that Anya is performing with cats during her idol shows?
They're her backup dancers.

[tarotcards]

This is the high-quality information that I need whenever I look down at my phone.

Do you know if Anya's backup dancers will give out autographs?

[alienates]

Yes, but they may charge for them.
I hope you have a stash of catnip on you because these fuckers can be costly.

[tarotcards]

Of course I have a stash of catnip on me. I never leave the house without a good couple of bags hidden in my bag in case I need to whip it out for any cat celebrities I find on my walks.

Do you think they'd also accept tummy rubs as payment?

[alienates]

Hmmmm
It may depend on the cat.
Some will be more hesitant to allow a stranger that close in their vicinity while others will just flop right down and wonder why the fuck aren't you giving them the foods yet.
The goods in this case are tummy rubs.

[tarotcards]

So there's no guarantee that all of them will take the rubs. I see. Then I should make sure to bring my entire supply of catnip so I am prepared.

Will you be there right by my side to also get these autographs?

[alienates]

Of goddamn course.
I will make sure the whole thing goes smoothly and both you and the cats have an enjoyable session together.

[tarotcards]

Thank you.

I truly don't know what I would do without you. If more people could be as thoughtful and caring are you are, the world would be a much better place for both humans and cats.

[alienates]

I try to make up for all of the heartless people out there who only care for themselves.
Cats are friends etc etc

[tarotcards]

Our true savior...

But can you believe how many people don't believe that cats are our friends? And that they think cats are nothing but annoying pests? It's terrible.