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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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misfire

[esperimental]

He was very offended when I told him I was ambivalent on animals.

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What about cats?

[esperimental]

I know one cat.
She's sweet. I guess the others are okay.

Also this wasn't supposed to send to you but I guess this conversation is happening now.

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As long as you're good with cats then I won't be offended either.

This is absolutely a conversation that needs to happen, though I'm noticing a lot of misfires lately.

[esperimental]

Retrospec is useless.

Well I gleaned from another conversation his likes to be his own king. Is that true of yours? Because I don't really get why anyone would want to be bossed around by an animal.

[tarotcards]

Well, Manzoku-san is kind of like that. He's really picky with his food and can be bossy but it's also endearing?

Do you know what a tsun is?

[esperimental]

Of course I know what a tsun is. [ it takes one to know one ] Is... Manzoku-san the tsun?

[tarotcards]

He is.

And you know how it is with tsuns. They can push you around but when they show you affection, it's sudden and super cute.

[esperimental]

Affection: Challenge Mode.

Well, I guess the stereotypes on TV have to come from somewhere.

[ Apparently cats. ]

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Of course.

Do you want to come over one day and meet him?

[esperimental]

... I don't know if I have the extra hours to waste getting a tsun to like me.

[ some seconds later ]

I guess if it's okay. Why not.

[tarotcards]

It's not a waste of time at all. I guarantee that you'll get a lot of good life experience out of it.

I promise.

[esperimental]

Life experience seems like an exaggeration.

[tarotcards]

It's not an exaggeration at all.

I've actually written down my experience with cats on my resume and I have two jobs.

[esperimental]

Wait, seriously? Is one at the cafe I keep hearing about?

[ people won't stop talking to him about cats this city has a nyan-shaped problem
... Ritsu's also low-key worried about the financial situation but that doesn't seem wise to bring up ]

[tarotcards]

Yeah. Do you know about it?

[esperimental]

I haven't gone myself, but people seem adamant that I'm missing out a lot.

I mean it doesn't sound terrible, but I don't know what would make it so special either.

[tarotcards]

Well, it's a place where you can relax and drink or eat like a usual cafe.

But with cats.

[ ...... like that explains anything ]

[esperimental]

... Must be a lot of cleaning to do everyday.

But I've seen animal cafes back at home too, it's just never occurred to me people would be so shocked at not feeling much of anything looking at them.
The animal lovers must be taking over the city in a rate only second to Retrospec.

[tarotcards]

You just have to go to one to experience it and understand.

While Retrospec has a lot of faults, I do applaud them for at least gathering such a large number of animal-loving users. They at least know how to do that properly.