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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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[parodeity]

hey so what are you up to friday
im getting together a group of people to go apple picking
mundane worry free activity possibly with apple cider

[tarotcards]

I got nothing on Friday so I'm down for some apple picking.

Do you think we're going to have those dancing apples up in the trees? It'd be pretty funny if all the branches are swaying because the apples cannot contain their extreme dancing.

[parodeity]

honestly probably
but we may do apple cider and caramel apples after?
we can slather their faces in caramel and feast on their corpses
also if you wanna invite a few friends you can its not like a secret gathering or w/e
i know theres a small fee and ill cover it for the ppl im inviting unless i am refused but yeah

[tarotcards]

I like the way you think. May their energetic spirits give us strength.

Sure. I'll ask around if anyone wants to come along. Don't worry about my part though, I just got paid so I have the $$$ to spend.

[parodeity]

so far the guestlist on my side is
anya yuri rose john silver yato chiyo shouto emil you
i think it will be a fun mundane activity for us all and also
i really fucking love apples
even if they insist on dancing

[tarotcards]

So apple picking is like /the/ event.

This must be like an early Christmas for you.

[parodeity]

fuck yeah were christmas pregaming basically

[tarotcards]

I really hope that this will be your Halloween costume.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME

[parodeity]

honestly i could rock it have you seen my legs

because i love you and this is what friendship is

[tarotcards]

No.

Show me your legs.

is it really

[parodeity]

[ ok. dave just attaches a pic from like ballet or something where his legs are visible?? in ballet leggings or tights or whatever. ]

see theyre like 25/10

of course. do you doubt me

[tarotcards]

Those aren't 25/10 legs, Dave.

Those are 125/10 legs.

You could totally rock that apple costume.

A LITTLE

[parodeity]

im glad you see the truth of my hella legs
are you going to be a banana to match

do not doubt. have faith!!!!!!!!!!

[tarotcards]

It'd be bananas if I didn't match with you. How's this one?

[parodeity]

well now youre just locked in
who else will we get to be in the creepy fruit brigade

[tarotcards]

I can definitely convince my brother to get in on it. What do you think about this costume for him?

[parodeity]

i think it is the true color of his soul

[tarotcards]

Heartless, I understand.

How brutal.

[parodeity]

who else would be in our Squad
capital for necessity