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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote2017-01-30 11:49 am

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souji narukami
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browbeater: BYE I'M OUTTA HERE. (And there's the well-timed reveal!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's trying to be subtle. but honestly. this is hard??]

uhh. actually, it's been pretty good lately. i met someone...
browbeater: I can feel fandom readying the pitchforks. (I just fucked up didn't I.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah... so i asked her on a date.
browbeater: (So that was awesome sex.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah. she agreed to be my girlfriend, which was a lot further than i thought we'd get?
browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah. i don't know why, but i felt like i should probably tell you?

her name's ann.
browbeater: (I'd make you my prison wife.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i guess it might have, who knows.

and yeah, so you know her.
browbeater: Except I'm straight and not sassy in the slightest. (Hi. I'm Mako your sassy gay friend.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-14 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
that's when i met her too, actually.

and listen pal, i was super smooth about all of this. i don't know what you're talking about.
browbeater: Ooooooh it's too real. (What up? What's your budget?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-15 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
a lot smoother, trust me.
browbeater: (I'd make you my prison wife.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-15 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
i guess because i couldn't figure out how to tell you in one go? had to work up to it.
browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
well, okay. i'll keep that in mind next time. in matters of the heart, just be blunt with souji.

cool.
browbeater: I'll pistol whip the next one who says shenanigans. (Oh you kids and your shenanigans.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
wait... do you have a date coming up?
browbeater: But it's miiiiine. (I have the dorkiest family.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-19 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
what happened to bluntness? i thought we were friends
i told you first, even
browbeater: 25 YEARS LATER I'M MAKING STUFF (OH LOOK AN ACTUAL GRIN)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
cool. what are you planning on doing for it?

[he's proud of him-- and also glad that he told him]