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souji narukami

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Goodness, should I write out a will and bring my insurance card before I go off on this questionable adventure with you?

[compendiem]

What does damages your insurance card cover? That might be smart.
Include me in your will.

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I think they give me $100 if I die. Not a bad deal.

Sure. I'll make a note for Shirosaba-san to be left in your care if I don't make it.

[compendiem]

Oh, that's not bad at all. You could feed somebody for a month off $100.
I'll take good care of Shirosaba-san, so rest in peace, Souji.

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As a zombie though, I probably don't need to spend money on food anymore. There's food everywhere around me.

I'm not dead yet Σ(°ロ°)

[compendiem]

How do you know you'll come back as a zombie, or a ghost, or not at all?

That is easily rectified.

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Because I'd like to pretend that I'm a special snowflake.

I'm locking my doors (งಠ_ಠ)ง

[compendiem]

You are. But we can figure this out. I know where you live.

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I'm running away.

You can't catch me.

[compendiem]

I'm invoking our karaoke promise. We linked pinkies. You cannot escape.

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How dare you use that against me.

I linked pinkies in good faith, not in "please Minato, invoke this promise so you can use it to murder me in the future" faith.

[compendiem]

Good faith was there, until the custody battle came to light. I'm sorry, Souji. This must be done.

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( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻

All right, demon, where are you?

[compendiem]

Home. Are you going to pick me up for karaoke?

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Yes.

I'm afraid I don't have a cool convertible to pick you up in, though. I can only offer piggybacks.

[compendiem]

I will take piggybacks.

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Then I'll be over in 30 minutes.

I want to enjoy my last 30 minutes before you brutally end my life.

[compendiem]

I'll wait for you. It'll be a swift and painless death.

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Thank you, senpai... I will see you soon.

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[tarotcards]

[ and here he is, souji knocking on minato's front door, ready to die. do your worst, minato ]

[compendiem]

[ Minato opens the door, wearing Souji's shirt, Dave's red hoodie, and a pair of John's jeans. Nothing really fits. Does Minato even own any clothes himself? Unlikely. ]

Hey. It's good to see you. Have you made peace with your life?

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[ outrageous. look at all these free clothes that minato is wearing. do any of them even fit you??? ]

Yes. I have said goodbye to each of my cats and have slightly modified my will so do what you must, Minato. I am ready to meet my maker.

[compendiem]

Good. The most important things are done.

[ Saying goodbye to his loved ones, adding Minato to his will. Good. ]

Turn around?

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[ without hesitation, souji does what minato asks and turns around. do your worst ]

[compendiem]

[ His worst is taking two steps back and then a running leap onto Souji's back for that promised piggy back ride. ]