[ He recognizes that voice, Elliot. Which means no pulling punches when it comes to """jokes""" Elliot's supposed to be able to differentiate from sincerity by now. ]
Yeah. Today's the day hell descends upon us.
[ -—Actually, maybe it's a good thing he ran into Elliot. ]
[ Elliot... What is life like in Mochi house that you're that strapped for money? Minato's a supporter of starving artists, though, so he digs out his wallet and starts handing over spare change- quarters and dimes and too many pennies.
[ souji will take the coins in this very tiny elliot hands and then he'll just sit down on the hot ground to start slowly and carefully counting the coins. he will take his time doing it so minato can wait out in the blazing sun for a few minutes until souji finishes. ]
[ How is Souji even taking the coins? Crouched down with his knees drawn up so he can sneak his hands out of the bottom of the body pillow? unless he's cut arm holes in the sides ]
...Oh. I have some bills, but we'll have to go somewhere to split them. Can't you just give me a discount water thing?
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Yeah. Today's the day hell descends upon us.
[ -—Actually, maybe it's a good thing he ran into Elliot. ]
Think you can do your water thing?
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If you pay me $20.
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Please spot check his math. ]
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... you're ten cents short.
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...Oh. I have some bills, but we'll have to go somewhere to split them. Can't you just give me a discount water thing?
[ Just half ass it ]
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No.
[ plain and blunt :') no discounts ]
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[ friendship discount, he was counting on you ]
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[ BIG SMILE ]
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I see... Well, I still value our friendship. Keep the money, and buy yourself some pants.
[ please ]