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Then you should definitely look into it. See what requirements you need to be a detective.

Maybe you can just replace the degree with experience. If not, I can be your senpai for school (･ω<)☆

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preeeeeeeetty sure i was further in school than you are before i dropped out. i'd just pick up where i left off.

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Don't dash on my dreams of being called senpai (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[browbeater]

i have to, i'm pretty cynical, if you haven't noticed

[tarotcards]

How did I end up with such a cynical person as my best friend?

Who's your manufacturer? I need to call to report a defective best friend.

[browbeater]

i think you did this to yourself... something about trying to give me a hard time with conspiracy theories... and never knowing when to quit

[tarotcards]

You had fun with those conspiracy theories. Don't lie.

[browbeater]

they were awful, every single one of them

except the ones i kinda believe

[tarotcards]

I hope you believe the one about lizard people living in the sewers and secretly running out government because I can see the truth in that.

[browbeater]

nope, not at all

[tarotcards]

Why do you continue to shield your eyes from the truth?

[browbeater]

it's just not plausible. if you're a lizard person, why would you hide it?

[tarotcards]

Oh my god, Mako, you can't just ask why a lizard person would hide why he's a lizard person.