tarotcards | FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[So, sup guys? Here's another video feed into the mix, but this is OH MY GOD IT'S TRIPPY AS HELL WHY IS THE CAMERA SWINGING EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK-- kind of feed. It continues like that for a good five minutes, swinging everywhere, being dropped, picked back up, oh wait, swinging everywhere again, rinse and repeat.

When everything seems to calm down, you can finally get a clear of the bloody place. It looks like a cave but...is there ice and snow everywhere? Oh God, guess who got transported to the Ice Path in his pajamas? It's your favorite senpai, sensei, berry-eating trainer whose name begins with "S" and ends in "ouji 'Oh my God where am I' Seta".

He's...just sitting on the ice, having decided that maybe trying to get up is a bad idea after tripping everywhere. Oh God, his back. Oh God, his arms. Oh God, his head. Oh God, everywhere hurts. And it's so cold too. Who decided to transport him while he's still in his PJs? He's gonna die and freeze out here.

Oh, and you want to know what Pokemon he's tossed with? Here, checked it out:]

[FML guys. Just... FML. Out of all the things he got stuck with...he got the ones that liked slapping him in the face and HE'S SURROUNDED BY THE LITTLE ASSHOLES AHHHHHHHHH--]

H-Hey guys. I-I-Is everyone alright?

[It's really hard to talk when he's freezing out here. He's shivering between his words. That and his Magikarps won't stop flailing oh my God.]

Any-y-yone knows wh-wh-what's going on? I'm f-f-f-freezing out here....

[SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY]

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[she's just getting transported everywhere to troll EVERYONE today, and she is also... surprisingly unaffected by the cold.

she is also laughing at you, Souji]

Now there's a familiar face. ♥

[w-wah first Ledah was dumped somewhere else, but now Ledah is here in this stupid ice path d-derp]

U-Um... [stares at the fish... not sure if want]

[hi, souji.

there's a man trotting beside you... on a ponyta and he is topless.]

Greetings, Seta Souji. Nice weather we're having.

[ THIS PLATE APPEARS IN FRONT OF YOU, DEAR SOUJI.

Does this look familiar? ]

[So, next to you there is a Dojima in bandages and a hospital gown, groaning.]

What was--Souji?

[Looks up and-- wait]

[WAIT AREN'T YOU--]

[Serious face, GO...well, as serious as a guy can be in his PJs and five Magikarps around him.]

How are you here? Where's Rise?

[Search your heart, you know you want this fish. Oh God, please take them off his hands.]

D-D-Did you just get he-he-here? [Oh God, it's so cold here fffffff]

Ooooooh, what a cold greeting. You won't even say hello to an old friend?

[And...he stares. Oh God, this is like another one of his trippy dreams.]

...

[Just...Oh my God, how can he even reply? He's speechless and freezing and how the hell are you not dying right now?]

[OH FU-- YOU

HE REMEMBERS THIS THING. THIS...HORRIBLE THING. OH GOD, TRYING TO SLIDE AWAY FROM IT AS MUCH AS HE CAN ON ICE]

Y-Yes... Um-

[Then Ledah's new Vaporeon JUMPS IN and starts noming on the fish. asdfghjkl]

[And he turns-- holy crap, when did you get there-- WAIT]

Dojima-san? [Oh God, what is with all those bandages and gowns? Is he--] Did you just get here?

It seems you're cold.

Come. Bask in the warmth of my Ponyta and calm your nerves. Idle chatter can come after.

[Holding his head, boy do those severe concussions hurt]

I-- I think. Is this some new part of the TV world?

[What, what is this question of which uncles shouldn't even know?!]

DID YOU SEE THAT, SHINJI???

[Oh hi. It's your cousin/little sister/adorable relative. And it's....kind of cold. Okay a lot cold. Nanako was not expecting the cold.]

Big bro...?

N-Nanako! Are you alright? Shouldn't you be in the hospital? Are you cold?

[Have a concerned dad in bandages and a hospital gown fussing]

[Y'know, he's suddenly not feeling so cold anymore.]

We defeated you already. Why are you still here?

Acknowledging my presence doesn't make me go away, Senpai ♥

[And the Magikarp starts FLAILING EVER MORE]

H-Hey--!

[THEY MIGHT BE ANNOYING FISH, BUT THEY'RE HIS ANNOYING FISH. T-TRYING TO GET VAPOREON TO STOP MUNCHING ON IT]

[Uh...W-Well...he's gonna...take that offer... I mean, he went with much more ridiculous things in the past.]

Thanks...

[He's still pretty cold though. He's...kinda staring at this dude. How the hell are you not wearing a shirt in this place?]

[And that totally throws him off.]

TV world? [...Play dumb for now, this is probably best.] What are you talking about?

[Wait, isn't this that one dude--]

Shinji? ... Looking for someone?

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FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

/makes mitsuru post for KOOL-AID MAN after tagging >_> [action]

action!

MANLY ACTION

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have a slightly AU Dojima!

[action 1/3] OH YEAAAAAAAAH OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH~

[action 2/3] DRINK MY JAMMERS

[action] OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

action!

[action] PAOJIDFOPASJDF /DIES

MANLY ACTION GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR ACTION WITH YOU

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action!

oh boy, AU! <33

MANLY ACTION LOVE ME SOUJI SETA

He has his own persona and everything.

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[derp derp threadjack]

[action] NO DON'T DIE ON ME /healling touch

[action] BUT IT'S A GOOD DIE

action!

MANLY ACTION I REFUSE SOCIAL LINK DENIED

O-Oh man, I love that kind of AU

ASDLFK;JASDF BEATOOOOOOOOO