FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

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[So, sup guys? Here's another video feed into the mix, but this is OH MY GOD IT'S TRIPPY AS HELL WHY IS THE CAMERA SWINGING EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK-- kind of feed. It continues like that for a good five minutes, swinging everywhere, being dropped, picked back up, oh wait, swinging everywhere again, rinse and repeat.

When everything seems to calm down, you can finally get a clear of the bloody place. It looks like a cave but...is there ice and snow everywhere? Oh God, guess who got transported to the Ice Path in his pajamas? It's your favorite senpai, sensei, berry-eating trainer whose name begins with "S" and ends in "ouji 'Oh my God where am I' Seta".

He's...just sitting on the ice, having decided that maybe trying to get up is a bad idea after tripping everywhere. Oh God, his back. Oh God, his arms. Oh God, his head. Oh God, everywhere hurts. And it's so cold too. Who decided to transport him while he's still in his PJs? He's gonna die and freeze out here.

Oh, and  you want to know what Pokemon he's tossed with? Here, checked it out:]

[FML guys. Just... FML. Out of all the things he got stuck with...he got the ones that liked slapping him in the face and HE'S SURROUNDED BY THE LITTLE ASSHOLES AHHHHHHHHH--]

H-Hey guys. I-I-Is everyone alright?

[It's really hard to talk when he's freezing out here. He's shivering between his words. That and his Magikarps won't stop flailing oh my God.]

Any-y-yone knows wh-wh-what's going on? I'm f-f-f-freezing out here....

[SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY]

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/makes mitsuru post for KOOL-AID MAN after tagging >_> [action]

[littleskank.livejournal.com]

[she's just getting transported everywhere to troll EVERYONE today, and she is also... surprisingly unaffected by the cold.

she is also laughing at you, Souji]

Now there's a familiar face. ♥

[action 1/3] OH YEAAAAAAAAH OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH~

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[Looks up and-- wait]

[action 2/3] DRINK MY JAMMERS

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[WAIT AREN'T YOU--]

[action] OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[Serious face, GO...well, as serious as a guy can be in his PJs and five Magikarps around him.]

How are you here? Where's Rise?

action!

[depurate.livejournal.com]

[w-wah first Ledah was dumped somewhere else, but now Ledah is here in this stupid ice path d-derp]

U-Um... [stares at the fish... not sure if want]

action!

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[Search your heart, you know you want this fish. Oh God, please take them off his hands.]

D-D-Did you just get he-he-here? [Oh God, it's so cold here fffffff]

MANLY ACTION

[usedmanlymusk.livejournal.com]

[hi, souji.

there's a man trotting beside you... on a ponyta and he is topless.]


Greetings, Seta Souji. Nice weather we're having.

MANLY ACTION GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR ACTION WITH YOU

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[And...he stares. Oh God, this is like another one of his trippy dreams.]

...

[Just...Oh my God, how can he even reply? He's speechless and freezing and how the hell are you not dying right now?]

[foodpoison.livejournal.com]

[ THIS PLATE APPEARS IN FRONT OF YOU, DEAR SOUJI.

Does this look familiar? ]

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[OH FU-- YOU

HE REMEMBERS THIS THING. THIS...HORRIBLE THING. OH GOD, TRYING TO SLIDE AWAY FROM IT AS MUCH AS HE CAN ON ICE]

have a slightly AU Dojima!

[det-hierophant.livejournal.com]

[So, next to you there is a Dojima in bandages and a hospital gown, groaning.]

What was--Souji?

oh boy, AU! <33

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[And he turns-- holy crap, when did you get there-- WAIT]

Dojima-san? [Oh God, what is with all those bandages and gowns? Is he--] Did you just get here?

[youseethat.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SEE THAT, SHINJI???

ASDLFK;JASDF BEATOOOOOOOOO

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[Wait, isn't this that one dude--]

Shinji? ... Looking for someone?

[junesdays.livejournal.com]

[Oh hi. It's your cousin/little sister/adorable relative. And it's....kind of cold. Okay a lot cold. Nanako was not expecting the cold.]

Big bro...?

[derp derp threadjack]

[det-hierophant.livejournal.com]

N-Nanako! Are you alright? Shouldn't you be in the hospital? Are you cold?

[Have a concerned dad in bandages and a hospital gown fussing]

[shoeprint.livejournal.com]

So is it true that you're banging Yosuke?

AL;SDJFHASDF BEATO HOLY SHIT SA;LDKFJS OH MY GOD BEATO MY STOMACH

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What-- No.

'sup bro

[toppeddeath.livejournal.com]

[Don't look up now, but she's leaning over at the waist and. Just. Staring. Intently.

Hmmmm...]

'sup lil sis? life been good for you?

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[And just trying to figure out what to do-- ALS;DKFJ HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? Just gonna try to take a step back when noticing Metis, but hey, this is ice. He slips and falls on his back. God... he is acting like such a derp these days...]

[usedjunes.livejournal.com]

[SLIDING ON HER STOMACH TOWARDS YOU-]

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[...that is so adorable...It's like penguins-- I mean, LIL SIS GONNA TRY AND CATCH YOU]

Nanako-- Are you alright?

Do you like ghosts? Have a ghost!Usagi.

[ghostly-moon.livejournal.com]

[There's a young girl with blonde pigtails--and are those dumplings on her head?!--passing through the walls.]

...What did you do to make those fish mad?

GHOSTBUSTERSSSS

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[Uh...he's...just kinda staring at you. Did you just...]

...They're normally like this...[Uh...How...How does he even bring up the fact that this girl just...uh...]

[bewitchingmoon.livejournal.com]

[So, have that bitchy yet insecure social link...]

Hey, Souji.

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[Heeeey, he thought he finished that social link.]

Ai--? Did you just arrive? [And in the worst place too. It's a freakin' ice cave.]

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[thebelsareinert]

I'll take those if you don't want them.

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Yeah...if you could take a few, that'll be great. They're a hassle though.

[Uh, he doesn't exactly know which one was originally his. So...yeah, take your pick.]

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[bearrific.livejournal.com]

Sensei!? Are you all right? Do you need my fuzzy fur?

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Teddie? I'm alright, just cold. Where are you, still in Violet?

[studentsnwhores.livejournal.com]

MR. SETAAAAAAAAAAA

[ SLIDES LIKE A PENGUIN OF DOOM ]

NOT ONLY ARE YOU A WHORE BUT YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF A HAREM OF COLD FISH

[ splutterspitAWWWYEAAAAH SPITTING ON THE ICE ]

GDI KIA ASDL;FJK FFFFFFFFFFFF--

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[HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS A;LSDKF EWEWEWEW THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER OH MY GOD BACKING THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SLIDING THE FUCK AWAY ALS;DKFJASDF THE MAGIKARP CAN STAY THERE]

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[neverapantyshot.livejournal.com]

Limp, good for nothing fish flopping around, huh?

I think we all know what that means.

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[He...suspects he knows what she's talking about, but he shakes his head. Please explain.]

/late but hi

[dementis-animus.livejournal.com]

Hey, Mister. What are you doing?

[There's a little girl standing on top of an icy rock staring down on you. She looks familiar...]

you're never late~ <3

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[He looks up and-- HELLO YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.]

...Alice?

[usednothing.livejournal.com]

[there's someone chuckling behind you, souji. actually, that laugh sounds kinda familiar.

if you turn around, there's a shadow. 'chilling'. Get it?]

Nice look. It suits you.

that was a horrible pun get out

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--!!

[He quickly turns, nearly tripping over his own feet and slipping. He stares in shock, surprise, disbelief, and horror. Is that him? But...those eyes-- No no no no, he doesn't have a Shadow. He got his Persona abilities through other means, not by accepting one. He shouldn't have one, but even if he did, why here? Didn't they appear in the TVs? Why Johto of all places? No no no no. This shouldn't be happening.]

...You shouldn't exist...

[video] OH HEY THERE, SOUJI, KANJI'S REALLY CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW

[angerpoint.livejournal.com]

. . . Senpai? Hey, that cave... Uh... You near a place called Blackthorn? 'cause that's where I ended up too! [HOPEFUL]

. . . What's with all the fish?

[Marilyn is peering over Kanji's shoulder, to examine the Magikarps.]

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[soukoseta.livejournal.com]

. . . Hello there. Have you seen a red headed boy with headphones? We're supposed to be going ice skating...