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tarotcards) wrote2010-11-26 12:48 pm
tarotcards) wrote2010-11-26 12:48 pm
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FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]
[So, sup guys? Here's another video feed into the mix, but this is OH MY GOD IT'S TRIPPY AS HELL WHY IS THE CAMERA SWINGING EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK-- kind of feed. It continues like that for a good five minutes, swinging everywhere, being dropped, picked back up, oh wait, swinging everywhere again, rinse and repeat.
When everything seems to calm down, you can finally get a clear of the bloody place. It looks like a cave but...is there ice and snow everywhere? Oh God, guess who got transported to the Ice Path in his pajamas? It's your favorite senpai, sensei, berry-eating trainer whose name begins with "S" and ends in "ouji 'Oh my God where am I' Seta".
He's...just sitting on the ice, having decided that maybe trying to get up is a bad idea after tripping everywhere. Oh God, his back. Oh God, his arms. Oh God, his head. Oh God, everywhere hurts. And it's so cold too. Who decided to transport him while he's still in his PJs? He's gonna die and freeze out here.
Oh, and you want to know what Pokemon he's tossed with? Here, checked it out:]
[FML guys. Just... FML. Out of all the things he got stuck with...he got the ones that liked slapping him in the face and HE'S SURROUNDED BY THE LITTLE ASSHOLES AHHHHHHHHH--]
H-Hey guys. I-I-Is everyone alright?
[It's really hard to talk when he's freezing out here. He's shivering between his words. That and his Magikarps won't stop flailing oh my God.]
Any-y-yone knows wh-wh-what's going on? I'm f-f-f-freezing out here....
[SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY]
When everything seems to calm down, you can finally get a clear of the bloody place. It looks like a cave but...is there ice and snow everywhere? Oh God, guess who got transported to the Ice Path in his pajamas? It's your favorite senpai, sensei, berry-eating trainer whose name begins with "S" and ends in "ouji 'Oh my God where am I' Seta".
He's...just sitting on the ice, having decided that maybe trying to get up is a bad idea after tripping everywhere. Oh God, his back. Oh God, his arms. Oh God, his head. Oh God, everywhere hurts. And it's so cold too. Who decided to transport him while he's still in his PJs? He's gonna die and freeze out here.
Oh, and you want to know what Pokemon he's tossed with? Here, checked it out:]
[FML guys. Just... FML. Out of all the things he got stuck with...he got the ones that liked slapping him in the face and HE'S SURROUNDED BY THE LITTLE ASSHOLES AHHHHHHHHH--]
H-Hey guys. I-I-Is everyone alright?
[It's really hard to talk when he's freezing out here. He's shivering between his words. That and his Magikarps won't stop flailing oh my God.]
Any-y-yone knows wh-wh-what's going on? I'm f-f-f-freezing out here....
[SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY]
TEMPTING~~ C'MON IT'S METIS WHY THE HELL ISN'T SHE HERE ;LASDJKFAS
[H-Hey man, why are you looking at him like that? He's just a wild card, that's it. :( ]
AKJSDHFASDLKFL DON'T DO THIS TO ME 1/2
[Well, that's all she needs, man. :|b]
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Well? You want to leave this cave, don't you? In those clothing you'll freeze to death if you stay in here longer.
NO YOU HAVE TO APP HER SERIOUSLY KOSY WANTS METIS SO BAD AS WELL
Yeah, let's get a move on.
[He follows after returning those five Magikarps into their balls. Slow and steady, Souji. Just take one step at a time. Don't need any tears in his clothes. Speaking about clothes...]
What is that you're wearing?
AJKSDFHALKSDF W-WE'LL SEE SOB I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
Wearing? I'm not wearing anything, this is my armor.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING; A BEAUTIFUL JOB THAT'S WHAT
[And he wore a lot while inside the TV. The game just never showed it to us before.]
sob this is so late /fails