souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tarotcards) wrote2010-11-26 12:48 pm
tarotcards) wrote2010-11-26 12:48 pm
Entry tags:
FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]
[So, sup guys? Here's another video feed into the mix, but this is OH MY GOD IT'S TRIPPY AS HELL WHY IS THE CAMERA SWINGING EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST I THINK I'M GONNA GET SICK-- kind of feed. It continues like that for a good five minutes, swinging everywhere, being dropped, picked back up, oh wait, swinging everywhere again, rinse and repeat.
When everything seems to calm down, you can finally get a clear of the bloody place. It looks like a cave but...is there ice and snow everywhere? Oh God, guess who got transported to the Ice Path in his pajamas? It's your favorite senpai, sensei, berry-eating trainer whose name begins with "S" and ends in "ouji 'Oh my God where am I' Seta".
He's...just sitting on the ice, having decided that maybe trying to get up is a bad idea after tripping everywhere. Oh God, his back. Oh God, his arms. Oh God, his head. Oh God, everywhere hurts. And it's so cold too. Who decided to transport him while he's still in his PJs? He's gonna die and freeze out here.
Oh, and you want to know what Pokemon he's tossed with? Here, checked it out:]
[FML guys. Just... FML. Out of all the things he got stuck with...he got the ones that liked slapping him in the face and HE'S SURROUNDED BY THE LITTLE ASSHOLES AHHHHHHHHH--]
H-Hey guys. I-I-Is everyone alright?
[It's really hard to talk when he's freezing out here. He's shivering between his words. That and his Magikarps won't stop flailing oh my God.]
Any-y-yone knows wh-wh-what's going on? I'm f-f-f-freezing out here....
[SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY]
When everything seems to calm down, you can finally get a clear of the bloody place. It looks like a cave but...is there ice and snow everywhere? Oh God, guess who got transported to the Ice Path in his pajamas? It's your favorite senpai, sensei, berry-eating trainer whose name begins with "S" and ends in "ouji 'Oh my God where am I' Seta".
He's...just sitting on the ice, having decided that maybe trying to get up is a bad idea after tripping everywhere. Oh God, his back. Oh God, his arms. Oh God, his head. Oh God, everywhere hurts. And it's so cold too. Who decided to transport him while he's still in his PJs? He's gonna die and freeze out here.
Oh, and you want to know what Pokemon he's tossed with? Here, checked it out:]
[FML guys. Just... FML. Out of all the things he got stuck with...he got the ones that liked slapping him in the face and HE'S SURROUNDED BY THE LITTLE ASSHOLES AHHHHHHHHH--]
H-Hey guys. I-I-Is everyone alright?
[It's really hard to talk when he's freezing out here. He's shivering between his words. That and his Magikarps won't stop flailing oh my God.]
Any-y-yone knows wh-wh-what's going on? I'm f-f-f-freezing out here....
[SOMEONE TAKE HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY]
action!
D-D-Did you just get he-he-here? [Oh God, it's so cold here fffffff]
action!
[Then Ledah's new Vaporeon JUMPS IN and starts noming on the fish. asdfghjkl]
action!
H-Hey--!
[THEY MIGHT BE ANNOYING FISH, BUT THEY'RE HIS ANNOYING FISH. T-TRYING TO GET VAPOREON TO STOP MUNCHING ON IT]
action!
[When the Vaporeon doesn't agree, Ledah proceeds to at least TRY to take it off the Magikarp, but ends up slipping on ice and hits some rocks at the end of the slide.]
action!
action!
O-Ow...
action!
Are you alright? [He holds out a hand. Oh God, please be careful when taking it and pulling yourself up or it'll be one heck of a mess again.]
action!
Too bad Ledah slipped, dragging Souji with 8(]
action!
....
Well, it is official. Souji Seta has fallen on his back so many times, he thinks he's never gonna get up and walk again. Groaaaaaaaan]
...You okay? [GROOOOOOOAN]
action!
action!
[Oh God, it huuuuurts...well, he can't keep lying here or he'll freeze half to death. He pushes himself up and carefully stands up. His back, oh my god, is this what the elderly felt like all the time? With one hand on his back, he holds out another outstretched hand.]
Be careful this time.
action!
But she stood up with minimum distractions and ta-da! Ledah is now standing up!]
Thank you.