tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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We have that back at homes as well, though mainly I hear it from the news. [All we have in is little murders, monsters that try to kill humans, poisonous fog, douche murderers, and evil goddess. Tee hee]

To be honest, the first thing that came to mind when seeing them was asking myself what I'm going to do with all of them.

How many do you have left?

[but kagami loves fish. she's got a pet goldfish even. oh most definitely and i'm sure that certain doctor pair just has a few problems they'll be able to work out and here's (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693300) a present for you!

[Oh, there's a knock! Alright, just give him a minute to clear a bit of a path and there we go, door opened! Hey, that was pretty fast, Mr. Gruffy-looking dude.]

One Charmander egg, right-- [A small hesitation here cause Souji doesn't know his name yet!]

I gave away around at least fifteen now, so maybe about...another fifteen or so?

[oh good, take this stupid fish off his hands then. i dunno, it seems like they have been arguing a lot over this kid called cr-s02 tachibana and for me? you shouldn't have! i got you something too!]

Well, in the future, I'd keep your Ditto away from your other pokemon.

[well uh. she's already got a gyarados soooo. oh that's not arguing! they're just talking. loudly. and oh wow thank you somuch! here's (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693317) a little thank you gift.

Smoker. [Gives a small two-fingered very lazy salute, almost like he never properly learned how despite being a marine. =\]

Thanks kid. The err... ditto thing is really the father of all of these? [He's kind of impressed. Way to go ditto.]

Yeah...I probably will... [Not like it won't run off and have more eggs with other Pokemon.] So, just a Skarmory egg, right?

[y u do dis don't you see how many eggs he has? and oh, really? i thought the husband throwing scalpels and the wife burning his magical witch detective was a fight or something! here, let me give you one more thing as a thank you for all of this]

[It will be about fifteen minutes before there's a polite rapping at Souji's door. And what sounds like some muffled exasperation as the voice that spoke to him on the pokegear a moment ago tells someone "No! I told you to stop fooling with that!" and "If you don't behave, you'll go back in your ball" followed by an indignant squeal.

Gee, wonder who that could be? :V]

A pleasure to meet you, Smoker-san. I'm Souji Seta. [He does a small bow of his head and holds out the egg.]

More like mother since all but one of them are male... [While Smoker is impressed, Souji is just EMBARRASSED. WHAT DOES HE HAVE A POKEMON THAT THINKS IT'S A SEX IDOL?]

[Well, let's go and find out! Souji just clears a small path towards the door through the eggs and opens it up.]

...Are you alright?

[a very tall, lanky man greets him on the other side, and looks at him somewhat-guiltily. There is a Glameow dangling from his nose by it's claws, and an Eevee happily gnawing on his pantleg]

Y-Yes. [he says, clearing his throat] I'm fine. [...aaand detaching Princess from his face with a scowl]

Edited 2011-01-22 12:17 (UTC)

[Just shrugs helplessly, spreading his hands before taking the egg carefully.]

Pokemon are weird. And nice to meet Souji.

_{[EXACTLY. -shakes fist-]}

I am. And you're from Asia? Japan, perhaps?

_{[Just guessing from his name as well as the honorific.]}

How much are you selling Charmander eggs for?

...Uh, wow. That purple blob is a stud.

[Oooh but a fire Pokemon.]

Huh... hey, what do you want for a... uh... shit, I can never remmeber the names... the Pokemon with the flame on his tail. I don't have any eggs, but I'm in Violet right now if you want anything else ~~because lol change of travel plans~~.

I agree. There seems to be much to learn about both this place and the pokémon, I don't think one person is enough to see all of it.

Yeah, thanks.

[make one delicious fish egg omelet. oh ahaha of course not! it's all in good fun! oh golly gee thank you kindly here's a little something (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694059) for your trouble]

If ya could spare it.

[...hn. If he has anything else, she should get something for Vanille, too.]

If you got any leftovers, I'll take a second egg, too. Doesn't matter from which one.

Not that much. Just about P100 will do.

[He's more concerned about finding a home for the eggs and P100 can net him...an antidote!]

Yeah...I guess. Not that great of a thing though with other Pokemon. [Oh, Raiden. We all know you want to be a stud like the Ditto.]

I don't need much for it since my main priority is to find the eggs a home. Something small like P100 should do.

[AW, I LOVE YOU TOO.]

Yeah, Japan. Never left the country until now I guess.

[Cooper-san, teach him how to speak Engrish. HERRO, I JAPAN PERSON]

Any one? I still got leftovers of all four Pokemon, so you could still choose.

[He nods.]

Did you arrive in Johto recently? [Just taking a guess here since she's in Cherrygrove.]

[Give him a few seconds just to...grab an egg off the floor beside him. Oh, here's a Skarmory egg. He holds it out to her with both hands.] This should be it.

[ew, but it'll be derp flavoured. oh boy, then i have been having fun the wrong way! here, take something home with you for coming all this way]

That is correct, I've been here for a week and two days.

How about you? How long have you been here?

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