DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

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[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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[justicereigns]

[Wanders over and gruffly taps on the door with knuckles.]

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[Oh, there's a knock! Alright, just give him a minute to clear a bit of a path and there we go, door opened! Hey, that was pretty fast, Mr. Gruffy-looking dude.]

One Charmander egg, right-- [A small hesitation here cause Souji doesn't know his name yet!]

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[justicereigns]

Smoker. [Gives a small two-fingered very lazy salute, almost like he never properly learned how despite being a marine. =\]

Thanks kid. The err... ditto thing is really the father of all of these? [He's kind of impressed. Way to go ditto.]

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A pleasure to meet you, Smoker-san. I'm Souji Seta. [He does a small bow of his head and holds out the egg.]

More like mother since all but one of them are male... [While Smoker is impressed, Souji is just EMBARRASSED. WHAT DOES HE HAVE A POKEMON THAT THINKS IT'S A SEX IDOL?]

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[justicereigns]

[Just shrugs helplessly, spreading his hands before taking the egg carefully.]

Pokemon are weird. And nice to meet Souji.

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[tarotcards]

[He puts his hands in his pockets after Smoker takes the eggs.]

Yeah, I guess if they're from video games, there isn't much to expect from them.

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[justicereigns]

So I'm told. [Scratches his chin and keeps the egg safe.] Whatever that means.

[He played with cigars as a kid. Look where it got him.]

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Don't know what video games are?

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[justicereigns]

I don't even know if they exist in my world. Never heard of them before.

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[justicereigns]

I don't even know if we have them in my world. Never heard of them before.

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[tarotcards]

[He heard of people that didn't know video games, but he never met someone like that...]

Do you still have different pieces of technology like TVs?

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[justicereigns]

Not really the way they have them here, no. It's more like the communicators, only it's these psychic snails that send messages to each other, so some of the more high tech places the world government has set up use them for sending messages or keeping an eye on things.