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DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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How many do you have left?

[but kagami loves fish. she's got a pet goldfish even. oh most definitely and i'm sure that certain doctor pair just has a few problems they'll be able to work out and here's (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693300) a present for you!

I gave away around at least fifteen now, so maybe about...another fifteen or so?

[oh good, take this stupid fish off his hands then. i dunno, it seems like they have been arguing a lot over this kid called cr-s02 tachibana and for me? you shouldn't have! i got you something too!]

Well, in the future, I'd keep your Ditto away from your other pokemon.

[well uh. she's already got a gyarados soooo. oh that's not arguing! they're just talking. loudly. and oh wow thank you somuch! here's (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693317) a little thank you gift.

Yeah...I probably will... [Not like it won't run off and have more eggs with other Pokemon.] So, just a Skarmory egg, right?

[y u do dis don't you see how many eggs he has? and oh, really? i thought the husband throwing scalpels and the wife burning his magical witch detective was a fight or something! here, let me give you one more thing as a thank you for all of this]

Yeah, thanks.

[make one delicious fish egg omelet. oh ahaha of course not! it's all in good fun! oh golly gee thank you kindly here's a little something (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694059) for your trouble]

[Give him a few seconds just to...grab an egg off the floor beside him. Oh, here's a Skarmory egg. He holds it out to her with both hands.] This should be it.

[ew, but it'll be derp flavoured. oh boy, then i have been having fun the wrong way! here, take something home with you for coming all this way]

[why thank you kind sir, kagami'll be taking that] Thanks.

[and taking out that P630] Are you sure you're okay with this deal?

[just add some ketchup. derp goes great with ketchup. most people do have fun the wrong way, it's such a shame. oh wow that's so sweet of you. please take this. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694315")

Yeah, I'm sure. Though I prefer if you still only gave me P100. [And look, Souji has even put his hands in his jacket's pockets, so LOOK MA NO HANDS

but i hate ketchup so much. man, that german criminal and japanese ninja must show me how to have fun the real way. oh no, i really couldn't unless you took this from me.]

That's not happening. Would you only give me P100 for an egg? [don't make her hide it in his room.

guacamole? mustard? fish sauce? perhaps they'll teach a class on having fun one day. i'm sure you weren't mind having an exchange (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694504) of gifts with me then.]

You got me there, but then again, I'm the one with fifty eggs that I need to find homes for in a few days. [he'll find it then hide it in her room

...ew...can i just put good old salsa sauce on it? of course, i will attend each class. oh, of course i don't mind. here, take another gift then]

Edited 2011-01-22 21:37 (UTC)

That's true. But I bet you'll manage to find homes for them eventually. [and she'll never find in her room

but... i can't handle spicy things. as should everyone. it should be a mandatory class for mankind to take. oh look at all these presents (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694592) falling from the sky]

Eventually...Hopefully before they hatch cause I don't think I need half of these thinking I'm their mother. [well, he'll just have to put it somewhere obvious like on top of her bed

then we can get the mild one! will these classes be held in a freezer? i'm just swimming in presents!]

What do breeders normally do if they can't sell all of their eggs? [it'll accidentally slip underneath when she gets into bed]

[then get me a drink too. indeed with their special guest speaker cr-s02 tachibana. santa's sled must have tipped over and now all the presents (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694661) are landing]

I'm not too sure. I'm not a breeder, so I have to ask someone, but I'll probably keep the ones I can't give away. [oh, just a gust of wind, huh?

what-- no, go make me a sandwich. oh man, that guy? i heard cr-s02 tachibana is a cry baby though. it's christmas everyday with these presents!]

Do you think you can handle that? [yeah you know. those random... indoor gusts of winds]

[i already made you a candwich why can't you ever be grateful. are you planning on making him cry? what does this one (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695014) have?]

To be honest...I have no idea. I handled kids at a daycare all by myself, but Pokemon, not too sure... [yeah...maybe souji should just staple the money to her bed

because i ate it already. go make me another and i dunno. will the parents be upset if i do? how about this one with the bow?]

I guess taking care of Pokemon and children should be sort of similiar. Have you taken care of any pets? [..i don't think you're supposed to staple money to beds

how can you not make a candwich. you just take it out of the can and eat it. the one who sticks tubes up holes might but who knows about that depressed one. ooh! or this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695079) one with the snowman wrapping paper]

I didn't have any pets, but I did take care of a few stray cats around my uncle's house. [well....I CAN NOW!

it's harder than it looks. i can't get these darn cans to open. i think the depressed on is just reading his magical witch detectives books. wow, that's so pretty! have you seen the size of this one though?]

I guess it'd be like the effort used to take care of those multiplied by like fifty. [do you even have a stapler?

use a can opener. the books with dark magician girl solving crimes? oh that's splendid but have you seen this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695136) one with the rocket boosters?]

Probably...I don't suppose you can take another egg off my hands to make it forty-nine? [no...do you?

won't i harm the candwich inside though? yeah, totally. that criminal one loves those books so much. man, that's so cool! how about this nintendo ds one?]

I would, but I've already got a Gyarados and a Charizard and I don't think I particularly want a Jynx. [...not that i know of? this is why we need a freebird

only if you go crazy with your can opener. yeah i think he's like the biggest magical witch detective otaku besides from that bowl cut kid. oh so rad! how about this psp (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695467) one?]

Yeah...know anyone then that might take one? [...how about i just shove the money back into your hands?

who doesn't go crazy with can openers? they're can openers. well better than being the biggest twilight sparkling vampires otaku like that ninja doctor. that's so awesome! all i got was this PS3]

Konata might. But I get the feeling by the time I ask her, you'll have gotten rid of them already. [how about i just punch you in the face and take my money with me

people who aren't insane. i'm sure she just has her own taste in books. that is so cool! here, you can have my new kinect (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4697222)]

Give her an ask anyway. It's been a while since I've made that announcement about the eggs and I still got a bunch left over. [how about you stop being a jerk and let me punch you in the uterus

are you calling me insane ARE YOU CALLING ME INSANE ARE YOU CALLING ME INSANE and twilight is a horrible taste in books. their son will be trapped between dark magician girl solving crimes books and sparkling vampire books. ew, i don't want that. i want your new robot dog]

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DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[action] N-NO! ...OKAY MAYBE

[action] DON'T WORRY...YOU CAN BE KING OF THE KITCHEN

[action] DON'T MAKE ME BURN DOWN MY DOMAIN

[action] YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS. YOU WON'T DO IT

[action] I SO HAVE THE GUTS. WATCH ME BURN IT DOWN.... I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BURN IT. EVENTUALLY

[action] EVENTUALLY...UH-HUH /WATCHES

[action] B-BUT Y'KNOW I CAN'T RIGHT NOW?

[action] AND WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THAT?

[action] UH I'M ABOUT TO GO ON A HIATUS/SLOWATUS?

[action] ...REALLY? LOOK INTO MY EYES AND TELL ME THAT

[action] I AAAM I'VE GOT CHOIR REHEARSALS AND CONCERTS ALL WEEK

[action] OH FFFFFF-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK

[action] OH NOT REALLY JUST A LOT OF SINGING

[action] DRINK LOTS OF WATER AFTER

[action] CAN'T BROADWAY IS CALLING ME i mean I WILL

[action] ....CAN I HAVE FRONT ROW TICKETS?

[action] ...IF YOU CAN GET HERE FROM CANADA

[action] WHERE ARE YOU, BRO?

[action] IN VIETNAM BUILDING AN ORPHANA- ... CALIFORNIA

[action] ALRIGHT I'LL BE TH-- WAIT, VIETNAM? WILL YOU PUT UP PIME TARADOX P4 POSTERS?

[action] WELL I'LL BE KINDA BUSY SINGING SHOW TUNES BRO

[action] CAN'T YOU DO BOTH?

[action] NO I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT

[action] YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP MARU A /WIMP/