souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
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DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]
[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!






He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
[action] ....CAN I HAVE FRONT ROW TICKETS?
because i ate it already. go make me another and i dunno. will the parents be upset if i do? how about this one with the bow?]
[action] ...IF YOU CAN GET HERE FROM CANADA
how can you not make a candwich. you just take it out of the can and eat it. the one who sticks tubes up holes might but who knows about that depressed one. ooh! or this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695079) one with the snowman wrapping paper]
[action] WHERE ARE YOU, BRO?
it's harder than it looks. i can't get these darn cans to open. i think the depressed on is just reading his magical witch detectives books. wow, that's so pretty! have you seen the size of this one though?]
[action] IN VIETNAM BUILDING AN ORPHANA- ... CALIFORNIA
use a can opener. the books with dark magician girl solving crimes? oh that's splendid but have you seen this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695136) one with the rocket boosters?]
[action] ALRIGHT I'LL BE TH-- WAIT, VIETNAM? WILL YOU PUT UP PIME TARADOX P4 POSTERS?
won't i harm the candwich inside though? yeah, totally. that criminal one loves those books so much. man, that's so cool! how about this nintendo ds one?]
[action] WELL I'LL BE KINDA BUSY SINGING SHOW TUNES BRO
only if you go crazy with your can opener. yeah i think he's like the biggest magical witch detective otaku besides from that bowl cut kid. oh so rad! how about this psp (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4695467) one?]
[action] CAN'T YOU DO BOTH?
who doesn't go crazy with can openers? they're can openers. well better than being the biggest twilight sparkling vampires otaku like that ninja doctor. that's so awesome! all i got was this PS3]
[action] NO I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT
people who aren't insane. i'm sure she just has her own taste in books. that is so cool! here, you can have my new kinect (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4697222)]
[action] YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP MARU A /WIMP/
are you calling me insane ARE YOU CALLING ME INSANE ARE YOU CALLING ME INSANE and twilight is a horrible taste in books. their son will be trapped between dark magician girl solving crimes books and sparkling vampire books. ew, i don't want that. i want your new robot dog]