tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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_{[He'll practically be the Ditto's number one fan. Especially if he gets to poke at it. This place = <333]

[But yeah, have that smile turned genuinely amused as opposed to ohmygodwonder.]}

I can see the trouble. I'd offer to take one off your hands, but I think one more would be a bit too much at this time.

[....Oh, Cooper....OH, COOPER.]

Did your egg from Christmas not hatch yet?

_{[WHAT? :D]}

It did. I wasn't referring to another egg - just another addition. Shortly after the hatch, I ended up with a lost bird as well.

_{[A Xatu, of all things. So now he's got two birds that will stare into his soul.]}

[DON'T YOU "WHAT" ME, YOU ADORABLE FBI AGENT~]

A lost bird? You just found it around?

_{[I HOLD FBI AUTHORITY AND CAN "WHAT" WHOEVER I WANT!]}

She found me, really. She belonged to one of the people who presumably got sent back home.

[WELL, YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY IN JOHTO, SO GET OUT]

Hm, really? I found this Ditto all of sudden in my box, so maybe it's something similar.

_{[WELL ... NO BUT I'M STILL OLDER AND WISER!]}

Maybe. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine these pokémon to attempt to find new trainers and homes.

[DON'T MAKE ME GET LAYTON IN HERE.]

Yeah, it's not. Kinda like the stray cats back home.

_{[WELL, DON'T MAKE ME GET, UH ...THIS GIANT.]}

Some remarkable stray cats.

[...IS THAT GIANT GIVING COOPER THE FINGER?]

They are. [Oh, he misses those cats.]

I haven't caught your name, sir. I'm Souji Seta.

_{[AHAHAHAHA -breathes- hahaha no. No. He's giving him a ring. It's part of a really moving scene, ACTUALLY.]}

Dale Cooper. It's nice to meet you, Souji.

_{[He'd shake your hand but screens tend to prevent that sort of thing, so he'll settle with a polite smile in greeting.]}

[...Oh...Well...NOW YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE THE FINGER]

Nice to meet you too, Cooper-san. [He would offer to shake hands as well since he's not all that big on bowing, but hey, a polite smile in return!]

I assume you are from America? [Just guessing from the name.]

_{[EXACTLY. -shakes fist-]}

I am. And you're from Asia? Japan, perhaps?

_{[Just guessing from his name as well as the honorific.]}

[AW, I LOVE YOU TOO.]

Yeah, Japan. Never left the country until now I guess.

[Cooper-san, teach him how to speak Engrish. HERRO, I JAPAN PERSON]

I've only been abroad once, myself. But I always did want to see Tibet.

_{[Cooper doesn't know Engrish. D: His english will forever be impeccable!]}

Tibet seems like a nice place to visit and where did you abroad?

[y u do dis. Souji's English is alright, better than most students' but it's still ENGRISH. WHY COOPER-SAN WHY]

_{[Because he's the most polite guy ever. SORRY. Unless Souji asks for it and as long as Coop understands, he won't comment on it ever!]}

Mexico.

[Man, if there was a language barrier here, then Cooper will only hear how his pronunciation is.]

How was that?

_{[Again, as long as he still understands... xD]}

Quite eventful.

_{[NO DEETS FOR YOU. It was a case, so that would be why he's not telling you anything real about it. Besides, who wants to hear about misadventures with drug trafficking anyway?]}

[He nods and hey man, Souji might want to listen. DON'T BE JUDGIN BEFORE HE SAYS ANYTHING, but he doesn't poke any further. He's not that nosy.]

Well, thanks for answering my questions so far, Cooper-san. I probably need to find owners for the rest of these eggs before they hatch.

_{[COOPER DON'T BE JUDGIN', just assuming. And stories of FBI missions gone bad aren't generally a cheerful topic. Let's save those for later times!]}

Of course. It was nice talking to you, Souji - and good luck with the eggs.

[Oh boy, story time! I expect those stories sometime soon!]

It was a pleasure talking to you too, and thanks. If you happen to know anyone looking for eggs-- well, you know who to send them to.

_{[...DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH you'd have to prod him quite hard for them. :|b]}

I'll keep that in mind.

_{[End feed? :D]}

Thanks again. Take care.

[Aaaand, end feed! /bows]

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