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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote2011-01-21 10:16 am

DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!



He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]


Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
isthedeadcat: (16)

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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
True... It would probably be best to not to leave them unattended... I will pay good attention to Ennis too.

[Well done, Souji, you just ruined am innocent Ditto's potential sex life xD]
isthedeadcat: (17)

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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I will, this could be really dangerous otherwise.

Ah... First let me introduce myself, my name is Lion, Lion Ushiromiya.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[They should!] Pleased to meet you too, Seta-san.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That would be so awesome xD]

If you still have any left maybe I can help to raise them.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
If you have any Charmander eggs I would gladly take one.

And if after you are done you still have any Skarmory eggs left, that would be good too, but please let others choose before me.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in Cherrygrove, Seta-san.

Ah... I have taken some notes in regards to the training of my Ditto, would you like some copies? They may be helpful in your predicament.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that will be great. I'll start making the copies right away, hopefully they will help you a little.

[The golden rule is "if Ditto does anything wrong, buttpinch it" xD]
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
All right, I will.

[Then the screen fades to black!! And a while after, Souji's pokégear is... uh... ringing.]

Seta-san?
isthedeadcat: (02)

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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, they arrived here safely...

I gave your Skarmory the notes, and if it is good for you I can continue sending more when I have any other helpful findings.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
There is no need, just take it as a thank you for the eggs...?
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree. There seems to be much to learn about both this place and the pokémon, I don't think one person is enough to see all of it.
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That is correct, I've been here for a week and two days.

How about you? How long have you been here?
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[personal profile] isthedeadcat 2011-01-22 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I had good luck so far, except for the weather, of course. Everyone has been very kind and helpful.

[Oh, nods at that.] Four months is a long time now, I hope you have been doing fine too.

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