tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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True... It would probably be best to not to leave them unattended... I will pay good attention to Ennis too.

[Well done, Souji, you just ruined am innocent Ditto's potential sex life xD]

Yeah, keep a close eye on it. You don't want eggs everywhere like what happened to mine.

[Hey man, do you want a million Pokemon eggs everywhere? WEAR A CONDOM, DITTO. GOD]

I will, this could be really dangerous otherwise.

Ah... First let me introduce myself, my name is Lion, Lion Ushiromiya.

Nice to meet you, Ushiromiya-san. I'm Souji Seta.

[He gives a polite smile since handshakes don't work over gears.]

[They should!] Pleased to meet you too, Seta-san.

[Oh, if only his power to go inside TVs worked here then he could just handshake everyone though these gears.]

Are you interested in taking an egg off my hands?

[That would be so awesome xD]

If you still have any left maybe I can help to raise them.

I still have a bunch left, so that would be great if you could.

If you have any Charmander eggs I would gladly take one.

And if after you are done you still have any Skarmory eggs left, that would be good too, but please let others choose before me.

I think I'll have more than enough Skarmory eggs left over, so you could grab both of them.

Are you located in Violet City right now, or somewhere else?

I'm in Cherrygrove, Seta-san.

Ah... I have taken some notes in regards to the training of my Ditto, would you like some copies? They may be helpful in your predicament.

Yeah, if you don't mind sharing. I probably need to know how to train it before something like this happens again. [Not like it won't.] I'll send my Skarmory over with the two eggs to Cherrygrove. Is the Pokemon Center an alright place to meet it?

Yes, that will be great. I'll start making the copies right away, hopefully they will help you a little.

[The golden rule is "if Ditto does anything wrong, buttpinch it" xD]

[And this reply comes back a few minutes later since he just prepared his Skarmory to take off with the eggs.]

They probably will and my Skarmory should arrive there soon, so give me a call once it get there, Ushiromiya-san.

All right, I will.

[Then the screen fades to black!! And a while after, Souji's pokégear is... uh... ringing.]

Seta-san?

[RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE-- I mean, he picks up.]

Ushiromiya-san? Did the eggs arrive to you properly?

Yes, they arrived here safely...

I gave your Skarmory the notes, and if it is good for you I can continue sending more when I have any other helpful findings.

That's good to hear, and if you don't mind, that'll be great. Is there anything else you want in return for them?

[Cause he can cook up some bento lunches or something for her.]

There is no need, just take it as a thank you for the eggs...?

If you say so, but I'll send you notes as well if I find something useful as well. It's probably good to exchange whatever info we have.

I agree. There seems to be much to learn about both this place and the pokémon, I don't think one person is enough to see all of it.

[He nods.]

Did you arrive in Johto recently? [Just taking a guess here since she's in Cherrygrove.]

That is correct, I've been here for a week and two days.

How about you? How long have you been here?

That's not that long. How is Johto treating you so far, Ushiromiya-san?

[And give him a few seconds to think.] It should be about four months now, if I remember correctly.

I had good luck so far, except for the weather, of course. Everyone has been very kind and helpful.

[Oh, nods at that.] Four months is a long time now, I hope you have been doing fine too.

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