DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

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[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

Comments

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All, but my Gible. I guess it was too young for it.

And sure, I got some left over. Where are you right now?

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[awesome-scott.livejournal.com]

And you didn't see it? [Such a pimpDitto. i-i'm proud.]

Well, I'm in Union Cave... but I think I'll be in Azalea soon? [This is when his Trapinch pops into the view of the video feed. what is mawmy scott doing?]

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I was out when this all happened, and in just an hour too. [Has it done Machi proud?]

Want me to hold the egg for you until then? [Oh, Souji takes notice of the Trapinch! Helloooooo~ Just kinda staring at it now.]

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[awesome-scott.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll have to look into them... [Yes, yes it has. Except Machi doesn't like the idea of it breeding. Ew.]

That'd be cool! [Hello there! Edward gives a few nips at the camera, and Scott looks at it.] Oh... I guess Edward wants to say hi? This was my Christmas egg-thing. He's a Trapinch -- really awesome to train, even if he hasn't learned much yet.

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I heard you can catch Dittos somewhere near Goldenrod City. [But that's the only thing Dittos are good for. You're making it frown.]

Looks like a good Pokemon. What has it learned so far?

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[awesome-scott.livejournal.com]

Goldenrod? I guess I could wait that long... [Or ask about getting one over the 'gear.]

...He only knows Bite right now -- and I've been training him really hard and everything! [Just one more level, Scott, and it will learn Sand Attack.] But... I guess I can't complain -- I'm sure he'll end up awesome.

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Well, I'm heading back to Goldenrod in about a week. I can catch one for you if you want. [He already made this offer to someone else, so might as well offer it to everyone.]

Maybe it's like a Magikarp. Those don't learn much until after they evolve.