DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

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[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

Comments

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There's still some left over of all four Pokemon. Are you interested in one or two?

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[usedpursuit.livejournal.com]

[he hesitates, and then nods. he references his PokeDex for a moment to see which Pokemon would be best, and then--] If you're still looking to get rid of them, I'd be interested in a Skarmory and a Charmander. [his decision is at least partly influenced by the Chansey who makes happy noises at the pictures. Can she dress them up when they hatch, can she, can she?]

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[I dunno, that Charmander might bite. It counts what you dress them up as, bro.]

Sure. Where are you located right now?

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[usedpursuit.livejournal.com]

I'm in Cherrygrove City. [You don't know Hokuto. She conquers all.]

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Alright, I'll have my Skarmory deliver it to you. Can you meet it by the Pokemon Center? [Well, then I hope you don't mind your Chansey being set on fire.]

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[usedpursuit.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can. [you underestimate Hokuto. no one questions her. so they'll either hate each other, or love each other...]

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Thanks. [And give Souji a minute to prepare his Skarmory for take off. Once it does start to fly towards Cherrygrove, Souji returns to the gear.]

It should arrive soon-- [And hesitation cause I NEED YO NAME and idk man...that Charmander really likes its personal space..]

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[usedpursuit.livejournal.com]

[you mean there's not a multi-choice question about it-- we can tell who has been playing p4. hey, now, the eggmander might be different!]

Ah-- thank you. I'm Subaru Sumeragi. Do I owe you anything for them?