tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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[ooc: which reminds me that he's going to get one if he doesn't remember to grab one for Maka. fgklhjk]

Man, I'd take one more, but it'd be pretty uncool of me to not leave any for anyone else. Plus, I dunno if my Kadabra'd put up with carrying two, heh.

... You really think so?
...
Huh. Well, who knows. I can't really see that stupid bug evolving into anything cool, but it might. Things like to do that on me.

I think there will still be a lot left over. The Ditto will probably keep popping them out if anyone wanted more, so take another. [Seriously, Souji is totally chill with how many people take.] I can have one of my Pokemon help you deliver it to your room.

And yeah, maybe. Have you seen a Magikarp before?

Would you? Then... Maybe another Skarmory. Heh. It'd be pretty cool for us to match, after all. ~~[Plus I had to go ask Maka-mun---]~~

The fish? Yeah.
Friend of a friend got that thing as a starter. Poor kid.

Sure, I'll have my Charmeleon carry it over for you. [Aaaand here comes the little dragon thing carrying the egg right beside him!]

Well, if you train them hard enough, they evolve into-- well, that. [He points with his thumb over at the Gyarados outside just staring into the window. HI]

Awesome -- thanks, little dude. [To the Charmeleon, of course.]

... That's ---

That's so cool. How'd you get it to train so hard?

Mainly from sending it out into battle then switching it out. Apparently, it still gets the experience from battle even if it was only out for a minute.

[Yeah, Souji doesn't know how that works either.]

It takes a while, but it pays off later.

Pretty sweet -- I'll have to remember that trick. It'd probably help low level Pokemon pretty well, huh?

Hm.

[yeah Soul, let's just chill in the entrance while holding eggs. :|a]

Yeah, it will. [He nods and oh...how rude of him.] You want to come inside?

[blink blink. He looks down at the eggs in his arms, and shrugs.]

Sure, why not. I could probably help you think of what to do with the rest, anyway.

Thanks. [He moves to the side to give room for Soul to enter.] Just...be careful about where you step. The eggs are everywhere.

[He makes his way in, and...]

Wow, man, you ain't kidding. Not even gonna ask why your Ditto did it, but he... well, he did it alright.

Yeesh.

[Souji closes the door and just facepalms for a second.]

Yeah...Apparently some other guy's Ditto did the exact same thing, so I'm starting to suspect it might be the species...

Well, there's one Pokemon I know I won't be getting.

[He tiptoes around all the eggs, and finds a place to settle against the wall on the floor, a la Soul.]

Man; I can't help wondering what you're gonna do with all these guys, you know?
I could probably tell a couple of my friends that you've got...

Some extras.

[Some being an understatement, huh?]

DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[action] SUPERSOUL'S ONLY KRYPTONITE IS A MAKA CHOP

[action] WELL, DON'T MAKE ME GET MAKA THEN

[action] NO DONT TELL MAKA. I'll never hear the end of it. or feel the end.

[action] THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

[action] NO SOUJI NOOOOOOOO

[action] BUT I MUST!

[action] NOOOOOOOOOO /-10 coolkid points

[action] Y U DO DIS

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