souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
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- violet city
DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]
[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!






He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
[action!] WHAT, THOSE AREN'T SCARY
Hm. [He thinks about this for a few seconds.] It's always possible that they were left by someone who went home. I got one of my friend's Pokemon that way.
[AND HEY, DON'T DO THAT. SKARMORY IS GOING TO PECK YOU IF YOU DO SO and oh, right. Souji's just going to move from blocking the door.] Come in. It's probably best not to just talk about this by the door.
[action!] WHAT, OF COURSE THEY ARE. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE TWILIGHT SERIES??
Oh... Uh, right! Heh. [She steps into Souji's room, following Gavin, who is now hopping around and saying hi to all of Souji's Pokemon. Dash takes a moment to glance over the horde of eggs with a grimace.] Yeesh... Looks even crazier in person.