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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote2011-01-21 10:16 am

DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!



He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]


Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

[VIDEO] Team plans? What team plans? XD

[identity profile] 31stcenturyman.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lars is about to politely decline, but then he sees the awesome blue dragon thing peering through the window and he decides that is something he needs.]

[It's probably best to not explain what its eggs will hatch into....]

Actually... Do you have anything left from that big guy out there? [Lars motions towards the window behind Souji; it probably doesn't translate well over the camera.] I wouldn't mind having one of those things.

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] 31stcenturyman.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[*insert smug face here*] I think I'm up for the challenge.

[Oh Lars you have no idea....]

How much do you want for the egg?

[video]

[identity profile] 31stcenturyman.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds reasonable. I'll...

...

[Uh oh. How does Lars mine fish wire money?]

Er, you wouldn't happen to be in Cherrygrove, would you? I don't know how to send money around this place. [Or send anything, period.]